Full Court Miracle (2003)

[00:00:03] This is a Bramble Jam Podcast

[00:00:45] They never were

[00:00:45] Do you know what brought me back? It was a couple of new reviews

[00:00:48] Yeah, we got some

[00:00:49] That's right, that's right

[00:00:50] Tell me about it

[00:00:51] I've got three new ones here

[00:00:53] We're practically there

[00:00:55] Yeah, are you Irish?

[00:00:57] We're practically there

[00:01:00] December 17th, so that was like right after we went on the hiatus

[00:01:05] Someone listened and then they immediately started missing us

[00:01:07] This is from N-E-M-E-T-H-R, Neemther

[00:01:11] Neemther

[00:01:12] Neemther?

[00:01:14] Yes, the chaotic DCOM reviews I need in my life

[00:01:17] Dan needs to watch Lizzie McGuire

[00:01:19] Okay, well

[00:01:20] Yes!

[00:01:20] I don't think so

[00:01:21] Yes, he does

[00:01:22] This person listened to our final

[00:01:24] Listened to the Cheetah Girls episode

[00:01:26] And then a couple days passed

[00:01:29] They were without us

[00:01:30] They got in their feels

[00:01:31] They went to their podcast app

[00:01:32] And they left a review

[00:01:33] And that's a message for everybody out there

[00:01:35] That's how you do it

[00:01:35] That's how you do it

[00:01:36] At your lowest

[00:01:37] We're here for you

[00:01:38] That's right

[00:01:38] Of course we are

[00:01:40] Next we have Megan Hinman

[00:01:42] Who says

[00:01:43] It's great

[00:01:43] Love the show

[00:01:44] Love the bits

[00:01:45] Hoping you get to 300 reviews

[00:01:47] I love Dan

[00:01:48] Thank you for your service

[00:01:48] That you could

[00:01:50] Parsi

[00:01:51] Like you could wait

[00:01:51] You could do like one this week

[00:01:53] One next week

[00:01:54] Yeah, I'm not Christmas morning

[00:01:55] Brain

[00:01:55] Where we're starving for reviews

[00:01:56] We are starving for reviews

[00:01:59] We're trying to get to 300

[00:02:01] What are you talking about

[00:02:02] What's Christmas morning

[00:02:04] I don't know

[00:02:04] Brain does a whole thing

[00:02:05] Where he's like

[00:02:06] We can only read once

[00:02:07] We can just slowly

[00:02:07] No, I got one more for you

[00:02:09] Holly's Cat

[00:02:10] Cause then

[00:02:11] When I do this

[00:02:12] Brain

[00:02:12] Then next week

[00:02:12] I can go

[00:02:13] We don't have any reviews

[00:02:14] Womp womp

[00:02:15] When you guys want to keep

[00:02:16] The good vibes going over there

[00:02:17] And you're like

[00:02:17] We got a new review

[00:02:18] Every week

[00:02:19] Somehow

[00:02:20] Holly's Cat

[00:02:22] Hot Sauce is Family

[00:02:23] That's what I'm talking about

[00:02:24] That's a Cheetah Girls reference

[00:02:25] I believe

[00:02:26] Hot Sauce is Family

[00:02:27] One of them just keeps

[00:02:27] That's right

[00:02:28] That's exactly right

[00:02:29] I love this pod

[00:02:30] I'm closer to Dan's age

[00:02:31] So my reference is

[00:02:32] The Color of Friendship

[00:02:33] You're old

[00:02:34] Nice

[00:02:35] Okay

[00:02:36] And I haven't seen

[00:02:37] Many of the movies

[00:02:38] But I love hearing

[00:02:39] Brain and Aaron

[00:02:40] Do a now and then analysis

[00:02:41] On their favorites

[00:02:42] From childhood

[00:02:43] Sometimes you can't go back

[00:02:44] To your hometown

[00:02:44] Disney channel

[00:02:45] But you can have

[00:02:46] Some great laughs

[00:02:47] Along the way

[00:02:48] Amen

[00:02:48] Who says

[00:02:49] You can't go

[00:02:50] Back to the decoms

[00:02:53] Shout out to that

[00:02:54] We are from different worlds

[00:02:55] Cause you said

[00:02:55] Who says

[00:02:56] And that is a Selena Gomez song

[00:02:58] And I was about to break in

[00:02:59] With the Selena Gomez

[00:03:00] That is a

[00:03:00] John Bon Jovi Sugar Lane song

[00:03:02] What is that

[00:03:03] What is that

[00:03:03] Selena Gomez song

[00:03:04] How's it going

[00:03:05] There's only one place

[00:03:06] They call me

[00:03:07] One of their own

[00:03:07] Sorry

[00:03:09] Hometown girl

[00:03:10] Born a rolling stone

[00:03:12] Oh that cat

[00:03:13] Type that

[00:03:13] Wow

[00:03:14] Holly's Cat did that

[00:03:15] Yeah

[00:03:15] Incredible

[00:03:16] That's an old cat

[00:03:18] Or is it cat years

[00:03:19] What are cat years

[00:03:20] I think they're the same

[00:03:20] How do they figure out dog years

[00:03:22] Is that a myth

[00:03:23] Yeah

[00:03:24] It is not seven

[00:03:25] It is

[00:03:25] There is a calculation now

[00:03:27] But it is not

[00:03:28] Seven for one

[00:03:29] But it also varies

[00:03:30] On the breed

[00:03:31] And like the size

[00:03:32] Of the dog

[00:03:32] But the best

[00:03:35] Amalgamation of that

[00:03:35] Is 15

[00:03:36] For the first two

[00:03:38] I could be wrong

[00:03:38] But yeah

[00:03:39] A purebred dog

[00:03:39] Is going to live less time

[00:03:41] And then a big dog

[00:03:42] Is going to live less time

[00:03:43] So like a great day

[00:03:44] In seven or eight years

[00:03:45] Yeah

[00:03:45] Those chihuahuas

[00:03:46] That can live to be like

[00:03:47] Almost 20

[00:03:48] Like so there's that

[00:03:49] As you're

[00:03:50] As you're

[00:03:50] Spanned there

[00:03:51] Yeah

[00:03:52] Let's talk

[00:03:53] Let's talk

[00:03:54] Full court miracle

[00:03:54] The fact that Dashie's

[00:03:55] Going to get fewer years

[00:03:56] Than a chihuahua

[00:03:56] Unbelievable

[00:03:57] I don't even want to talk about it

[00:03:58] And a Beverly Hills chihuahua

[00:03:59] Forget about it

[00:04:00] That's a different story

[00:04:01] Let's talk full court miracle

[00:04:02] I want Taco Bell

[00:04:03] The only way that I could

[00:04:04] Think to do that

[00:04:05] Is with something

[00:04:07] In my hand

[00:04:09] And then

[00:04:10] My mouth

[00:04:11] I thought you were

[00:04:12] Going to go

[00:04:13] The only way I could think

[00:04:15] To talk about full court miracle

[00:04:16] Was with something

[00:04:21] Cut it all down

[00:04:21] And say

[00:04:22] We can no longer

[00:04:23] Be friends

[00:04:24] It's a new year

[00:04:24] I'm processing better

[00:04:25] In real time

[00:04:26] I literally thought

[00:04:27] That's where this was going

[00:04:28] And I was like

[00:04:29] That's why I was like

[00:04:30] I don't know

[00:04:31] Where it's going

[00:04:32] In my hand

[00:04:33] And then in my mouth

[00:04:35] It's time for

[00:04:36] The delicious segment

[00:04:37] It's where Aaron

[00:04:37] You got a new haircut

[00:04:39] Just for the delicious segment

[00:04:40] Is that correct?

[00:04:41] Yeah

[00:04:41] No other reason

[00:04:42] For a haircut

[00:04:43] Perfect

[00:04:43] Good

[00:04:44] What do we got today?

[00:04:45] I just saw the miracle

[00:04:46] In thought

[00:04:48] Let's

[00:04:48] New year

[00:04:49] New me

[00:04:49] New year

[00:04:50] Full court miracle

[00:04:52] What did you bring

[00:04:53] For us to enjoy

[00:04:54] As a part of this

[00:04:55] Delish segment?

[00:04:56] Yeah

[00:04:56] So we're going to do

[00:04:56] A little bit of reaching here

[00:04:58] Because I didn't think

[00:04:59] The boys wanted to eat fish

[00:05:01] This morning

[00:05:03] Afternoon

[00:05:04] Time of day

[00:05:05] It's fine

[00:05:06] So

[00:05:07] They celebrate Hanukkah

[00:05:08] Kind of

[00:05:09] In this movie

[00:05:10] They do

[00:05:10] And I got to celebrate

[00:05:12] My first Hanukkah

[00:05:13] This past season

[00:05:14] With my brother

[00:05:15] And his fiance

[00:05:15] And you're going to say

[00:05:16] The prayer now

[00:05:16] I am not

[00:05:18] Yeah

[00:05:19] I respect

[00:05:20] That's right

[00:05:21] The Jewish culture

[00:05:22] And the Hanukkah holiday

[00:05:23] So we microwaved some latkes

[00:05:24] And we got them here

[00:05:25] To

[00:05:25] I

[00:05:26] Listen

[00:05:28] I was told

[00:05:29] Today

[00:05:29] By the fire marshal

[00:05:31] I can't use that stove

[00:05:32] That's true

[00:05:33] But I think

[00:05:34] All of our Jewish friends

[00:05:35] Would say

[00:05:36] This is more offensive

[00:05:38] Yeah

[00:05:38] Microwaved

[00:05:39] Latkes

[00:05:40] I don't think so

[00:05:40] They taste pretty good

[00:05:41] It's the heart

[00:05:42] Okay

[00:05:42] So you brought latkes

[00:05:44] I got them at Trader Joe's

[00:05:45] And I did find out

[00:05:46] They do have the best

[00:05:47] Frozen latkes

[00:05:48] Okay

[00:05:49] So

[00:05:49] Which latkes

[00:05:51] It's a potato

[00:05:52] It's a potato

[00:05:52] Yeah

[00:05:53] You can dip it in applesauce

[00:05:54] That is

[00:05:54] No that is

[00:05:55] The way

[00:05:56] The way

[00:05:57] The way you do it

[00:05:58] I didn't really get a latke

[00:05:58] You can also dip it in

[00:05:59] Sour cream

[00:06:00] But I figured

[00:06:01] That was a no go here

[00:06:02] Here we go

[00:06:07] You're not going to eat

[00:06:10] Yeah

[00:06:11] Not for me

[00:06:11] But that's okay

[00:06:14] I've had good latkes

[00:06:17] Texture kind of got me

[00:06:18] A little there

[00:06:18] These would have been better

[00:06:19] If they've been fried

[00:06:19] Yeah definitely

[00:06:20] Definitely

[00:06:21] Bring the fryer in

[00:06:22] But Marshall told me

[00:06:24] I couldn't use that stove

[00:06:24] But we can use a deep fryer

[00:06:26] Yeah we can

[00:06:27] As long as it's attached

[00:06:28] To an extended cord

[00:06:29] He didn't say anything

[00:06:30] About it

[00:06:31] He didn't say anything

[00:06:31] About the fryer

[00:06:32] Run that

[00:06:34] Surge protector

[00:06:35] To surge protector

[00:06:36] To surge protector

[00:06:37] Extension cord

[00:06:37] Out to the deep fryer

[00:06:38] That's right

[00:06:38] I love that for us

[00:06:39] We keep it outside

[00:06:40] Yeah

[00:06:41] Thank you Aaron

[00:06:42] That was wonderful

[00:06:43] I enjoyed it

[00:06:44] I might finish this one

[00:06:46] You're just hungry

[00:06:46] I am hungry

[00:06:49] Well this doesn't count

[00:06:50] As a skip

[00:06:50] Because it's part of your job

[00:06:51] And this isn't

[00:06:52] This isn't

[00:06:53] A skit

[00:06:54] I don't know

[00:06:55] I don't know

[00:06:55] Well you already

[00:06:56] Like ate lunch

[00:06:57] That's right

[00:06:58] Oh no no

[00:06:59] Skip

[00:06:59] No this would not be sweet

[00:07:00] Our skips are only

[00:07:01] Candy

[00:07:02] Candy related

[00:07:03] Yeah

[00:07:04] Yeah

[00:07:04] Yeah

[00:07:05] Yeah

[00:07:06] Let's take a break

[00:07:07] I'm only doing

[00:07:07] For the record

[00:07:08] I'm doing this

[00:07:09] Only at the office

[00:07:10] Yeah

[00:07:11] And for me

[00:07:11] It's just Monday

[00:07:13] To Thursday

[00:07:13] I feel like you're

[00:07:14] Really doing it

[00:07:14] As a favor to me

[00:07:15] I am

[00:07:16] And you know what

[00:07:17] It probably is going

[00:07:18] To help me

[00:07:18] Yeah

[00:07:18] Because I will end up

[00:07:20] It's not the one donut

[00:07:21] It's the fact that

[00:07:21] I do eat candy

[00:07:22] All day around here

[00:07:23] And it will probably

[00:07:24] Help me

[00:07:24] But I'm doing it

[00:07:25] To be a good buddy

[00:07:26] That's what I'm doing it for

[00:07:27] You can put that down later

[00:07:29] If you just want to hold that

[00:07:29] Just wait

[00:07:30] Let's take a quick break

[00:07:31] We'll come back

[00:07:32] And we'll be talking

[00:07:33] About full court miracles

[00:07:34] We're going to be talking about

[00:07:35] On the other side of the break

[00:07:35] Here on

[00:07:37] Decondescendants

[00:07:38] Where are you Aaron

[00:07:38] Got it

[00:07:41] New year

[00:07:42] Same Aaron

[00:07:43] That's right

[00:07:44] Unfortunately

[00:07:44] Microwave

[00:07:46] Doesn't care about

[00:07:47] Jewish people at all

[00:07:48] Just microwave and latkes

[00:07:49] Unbelievable

[00:07:53] Oh boy

[00:07:54] I at least care about

[00:07:55] Jewish people enough

[00:07:55] Not to walk out

[00:07:56] Before the end of their movie

[00:07:59] So

[00:08:00] Oh snap

[00:08:01] Bran

[00:08:02] You want to talk about

[00:08:03] Where you were last

[00:08:03] Bran's over here

[00:08:04] You're going to host

[00:08:05] This show

[00:08:06] Where we talk

[00:08:07] About a movie

[00:08:09] That he's seen

[00:08:12] He said I'm done with this

[00:08:13] I may have ever used

[00:08:14] The air quotes

[00:08:14] That's okay

[00:08:15] I'm done

[00:08:15] I can't do this anymore

[00:08:17] Let's do

[00:08:18] I did watch this

[00:08:19] Full movie by the way

[00:08:20] Everybody

[00:08:20] Don't get the wrong idea

[00:08:21] We didn't see it

[00:08:22] You're right

[00:08:24] Hold on

[00:08:25] Oh sorry

[00:08:25] I was just consolidating

[00:08:27] I wasn't taking it away

[00:08:28] I'll even

[00:08:29] Thanks

[00:08:31] November 21st

[00:08:32] 2003

[00:08:32] Hold on

[00:08:34] Is when this one

[00:08:35] One premiered

[00:08:37] On the Disney channel

[00:08:38] For that

[00:08:40] I didn't realize

[00:08:41] How long the Delish song

[00:08:42] Was either

[00:08:42] It's going to be a quick episode

[00:08:44] Directed by our boy

[00:08:45] Stuart Gillard

[00:08:46] We got things to do

[00:08:47] We do

[00:08:48] Yeah

[00:08:48] Who did

[00:08:48] Is best known

[00:08:49] For directing

[00:08:50] The third

[00:08:52] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

[00:08:54] Movie from 1993

[00:08:54] Oh the one where they go back

[00:08:56] In time

[00:08:56] To medieval times

[00:08:57] It's terrible

[00:08:58] Rocketman

[00:08:59] The 1997 movie

[00:09:00] The witch rocket man

[00:09:01] 1997

[00:09:02] Oh the John Jacob

[00:09:03] Jingleheimer Smith scene

[00:09:04] In that movie

[00:09:05] Is fantastic

[00:09:05] There you go

[00:09:06] If you've not seen it

[00:09:06] There you go

[00:09:07] And also this

[00:09:09] Starring

[00:09:09] Well before we move on

[00:09:10] Do you want to talk

[00:09:11] About the writing team

[00:09:12] The writing team

[00:09:13] Of Miracle in Lane 2

[00:09:14] Wrote this movie

[00:09:15] True story

[00:09:16] They got help

[00:09:17] From one other dude

[00:09:17] But the two guys

[00:09:18] That wrote Miracle in Lane 2

[00:09:20] Also wrote

[00:09:20] Full Court Miracle

[00:09:21] Really

[00:09:22] They're the Miracle team

[00:09:23] They're the Miracle team

[00:09:24] Cause all I see

[00:09:25] On Wikipedia

[00:09:25] Is Joel Silverman

[00:09:27] No

[00:09:27] He gets the credit

[00:09:29] On

[00:09:29] On

[00:09:31] IMDB

[00:09:31] Which we don't know

[00:09:32] Who's that

[00:09:32] IMDB

[00:09:33] That's right

[00:09:33] It is

[00:09:35] Joel Silverman

[00:09:36] Joel Kaufman

[00:09:37] And

[00:09:39] Donald C. Yost

[00:09:41] Okay

[00:09:41] Those two

[00:09:43] Kaufman and Yost

[00:09:44] Wrote Miracle in Lane 2

[00:09:45] And Silverman gets the credit

[00:09:46] On Wikipedia

[00:09:47] It's crazy

[00:09:48] Well is it like a writing

[00:09:49] Teleplay situation

[00:09:50] Like did he come in

[00:09:51] And punch it up

[00:09:53] Punch it up

[00:09:53] Punch it up

[00:09:54] Punch it on up

[00:09:55] And we've learned recently

[00:09:55] That that makes a difference

[00:09:56] You gotta punch it up

[00:09:57] You gotta punch it up

[00:09:58] That's right

[00:09:58] Okay

[00:10:00] Continue

[00:10:00] Alex

[00:10:01] You can go now

[00:10:01] It's the time for the movie

[00:10:03] Alex

[00:10:03] Played by Alex

[00:10:04] Alex played by Alex

[00:10:06] I'm Alex

[00:10:06] Not for the first time

[00:10:08] In his career

[00:10:09] He goes by

[00:10:11] Schlotz

[00:10:11] And he lives in

[00:10:13] His last name is

[00:10:15] Schlotzman

[00:10:15] Or Schlotzky

[00:10:16] Schlotzky

[00:10:17] Okay

[00:10:17] Like the deli

[00:10:18] Oh that's right

[00:10:18] We talked about the deli

[00:10:20] And he likes to play

[00:10:21] The Schlotz

[00:10:23] So

[00:10:24] I don't know

[00:10:25] If it's offensive

[00:10:25] I don't know

[00:10:27] I don't know

[00:10:27] Someone can let me know

[00:10:28] I wanna learn

[00:10:29] Dude he gets on a roll

[00:10:30] He's a machine out there

[00:10:31] He's a Schlotz machine

[00:10:32] Yeah that's right

[00:10:33] He lives in Philly

[00:10:35] Big Sixers fan

[00:10:37] Yeah

[00:10:37] And in 03

[00:10:38] I mean

[00:10:40] Prime Iverson

[00:10:41] Yeah

[00:10:42] Prime Iverson

[00:10:42] I saw a clip

[00:10:45] Two days ago

[00:10:47] Of the

[00:10:48] Dodgeball tournament

[00:10:49] That was taking place

[00:10:50] On ESPN Ocho

[00:10:51] Okay

[00:10:51] And one of the commentators

[00:10:54] Compares one of the

[00:10:55] Dodgeballers

[00:10:56] To

[00:10:57] Iverson

[00:10:58] And his prime

[00:10:59] And the other commentator

[00:11:01] Didn't know who

[00:11:02] Allen Iverson was

[00:11:03] What?

[00:11:05] Okay

[00:11:06] I know who Allen Iverson is

[00:11:08] There you go

[00:11:09] There it is

[00:11:09] That's all we needed

[00:11:10] Like when the movie opens

[00:11:12] We open

[00:11:13] We almost with a quote

[00:11:14] About Allen Iverson

[00:11:15] And I was like

[00:11:15] Yeah I know who that is

[00:11:16] Like I was like

[00:11:16] Yeah this makes sense

[00:11:17] To Allen Iverson

[00:11:18] To the city of Philadelphia

[00:11:18] In 2003

[00:11:19] He was God

[00:11:20] Like he was like

[00:11:22] The Eagles were nothing

[00:11:23] I mean I couldn't have told you

[00:11:23] That he played for the Sixers

[00:11:24] But I could have told you

[00:11:25] That he was impressive

[00:11:26] The Eagles were nothing

[00:11:28] The Flyers

[00:11:29] I don't know if they were any good

[00:11:30] But like the Sixers were it

[00:11:31] They made the finals

[00:11:32] I mean it was a whole thing

[00:11:33] Yeah trust the process though

[00:11:34] Trust the process

[00:11:34] Yeah

[00:11:34] And he goes to the

[00:11:36] Philadelphia Hebrew Academy

[00:11:38] His true love is basketball

[00:11:41] It's what he dreams about

[00:11:42] Literally

[00:11:42] Even while he's learning about

[00:11:44] You know

[00:11:45] Like Jewish history

[00:11:46] He's thinking about

[00:11:49] Basketball

[00:11:49] We see

[00:11:50] We get fantasy sequences

[00:11:52] It's the whole thing

[00:11:53] In real life though

[00:11:54] His team

[00:11:56] The Lions

[00:11:56] They're real bad

[00:11:58] The team

[00:11:59] Barely cares

[00:12:00] The coach

[00:12:02] Doesn't care at all

[00:12:03] No

[00:12:03] He's not a coach

[00:12:04] He teaches algebra

[00:12:05] I don't know if you heard

[00:12:06] Yeah

[00:12:06] If I know anything from this movie

[00:12:07] It's that

[00:12:08] The basketball coach

[00:12:09] Teaches algebra

[00:12:10] He teaches algebra

[00:12:10] So

[00:12:11] And you need to know that

[00:12:12] For later

[00:12:13] For yeah

[00:12:14] For later

[00:12:15] Put that in your back pocket

[00:12:17] That's right

[00:12:17] So

[00:12:18] It will come back

[00:12:19] He really

[00:12:20] Wants to

[00:12:22] He teaches algebra

[00:12:23] He really wants to win

[00:12:25] The city tournament

[00:12:27] But the team never does

[00:12:29] The team never does

[00:12:30] And they're not going to this year

[00:12:32] Because they're real bad

[00:12:33] At least

[00:12:34] They're not going to win

[00:12:34] With the current team

[00:12:35] Or the current coach

[00:12:37] Who

[00:12:37] What's he

[00:12:38] What's his

[00:12:38] The current coach's deal

[00:12:40] Teaches

[00:12:40] He teaches algebra

[00:12:41] Algebra

[00:12:41] And at games

[00:12:43] And practices

[00:12:43] He's too busy grading papers

[00:12:45] Yes he's grading papers

[00:12:45] During practice

[00:12:46] And his one move

[00:12:48] During games

[00:12:48] He's grading papers

[00:12:49] During his one

[00:12:50] His one move

[00:12:51] Is like

[00:12:52] Hey we're losing

[00:12:52] Can you help

[00:12:53] And he turns around

[00:12:54] To the crowd

[00:12:55] And he's just like

[00:12:56] Go

[00:12:57] Lights

[00:12:58] Yeah

[00:12:59] He's there

[00:12:59] Because he has to be there

[00:13:01] He's a hype man

[00:13:02] Somebody had to do it

[00:13:03] One time I coached soccer

[00:13:04] Because

[00:13:04] The soccer coach quit

[00:13:06] At the small school

[00:13:07] Where I was working

[00:13:07] And it was me

[00:13:08] Or the season

[00:13:09] Was going to be

[00:13:09] Canceled

[00:13:10] So I coached soccer

[00:13:11] It happened

[00:13:11] So shout out to this guy

[00:13:13] He learned a lot

[00:13:13] He's not the villain

[00:13:14] I did learn a lot

[00:13:15] No he's not the villain

[00:13:16] And he had a good attitude

[00:13:17] About it

[00:13:17] Great attitude

[00:13:18] He you know

[00:13:19] He was there

[00:13:20] He showed up

[00:13:20] Yeah

[00:13:21] So

[00:13:21] He made it possible

[00:13:22] For those kids

[00:13:22] To have a team

[00:13:23] So good for him

[00:13:24] I would say the villain

[00:13:24] Though is Alex's mom

[00:13:26] Alex's mom

[00:13:27] Is a villain

[00:13:28] In this movie

[00:13:29] Yeah

[00:13:30] She's a doctor

[00:13:31] How dare she

[00:13:33] And

[00:13:33] She just doesn't believe

[00:13:36] In basketball

[00:13:37] Doesn't believe

[00:13:38] That he should be

[00:13:38] Spending time

[00:13:39] Thinking about basketball

[00:13:41] Not gonna make the NBA

[00:13:43] Doesn't matter

[00:13:43] You should be a doctor

[00:13:44] Basically

[00:13:46] He's listening to

[00:13:48] One of the

[00:13:49] Rabbi's lectures

[00:13:51] One day

[00:13:52] And he realizes

[00:13:53] That his team

[00:13:54] Needs their own

[00:13:56] Judah Maccabee

[00:13:57] To come in

[00:13:57] And save the team

[00:13:59] Who's Judah Maccabee

[00:14:00] Yeah

[00:14:00] Do you wanna

[00:14:00] Break that down for us

[00:14:01] So Judah Maccabee

[00:14:02] Was a guy

[00:14:03] And he came

[00:14:04] And he saved people

[00:14:05] The people that

[00:14:06] They were in

[00:14:06] The bad times

[00:14:08] And he came in

[00:14:09] And he was like

[00:14:09] Here's what we're gonna do

[00:14:10] Like a coach

[00:14:11] Like a coach

[00:14:12] In a sense

[00:14:13] They only talked

[00:14:14] About Judah Maccabee

[00:14:15] For

[00:14:17] I don't know

[00:14:17] Half the run time

[00:14:18] Of this movie

[00:14:19] I got it

[00:14:19] That's being

[00:14:19] That's lowballing it

[00:14:20] I feel

[00:14:21] Yeah

[00:14:21] I got the general message there

[00:14:23] And so

[00:14:24] They need somebody

[00:14:26] That's gonna help out

[00:14:27] The team

[00:14:27] The algebra teacher

[00:14:28] Is not

[00:14:29] Not cutting it

[00:14:29] And so they're out

[00:14:30] And they're

[00:14:32] Shooting basketballs

[00:14:34] Into the hoops

[00:14:35] Out at the park

[00:14:36] And they

[00:14:37] Alex in particular

[00:14:39] Sees somebody

[00:14:41] Who can shoot

[00:14:42] Who can dunk

[00:14:44] I mean

[00:14:45] It's all there

[00:14:46] What more do you need

[00:14:47] That's all you need

[00:14:49] So he goes over

[00:14:50] And he tries to

[00:14:51] Figure out who this guy is

[00:14:52] He's basically ignoring him

[00:14:54] He takes his ball

[00:14:54] And he leaves

[00:14:55] But

[00:14:55] Alex gets the license plate

[00:14:57] Is able to look up

[00:14:59] The license plate

[00:14:59] Information

[00:15:00] And finds out

[00:15:01] That his name

[00:15:01] Is Lamont Carr

[00:15:03] And

[00:15:05] Lamont Carr

[00:15:05] Was a basketball player

[00:15:07] And a good one

[00:15:09] At that

[00:15:09] At Virginia

[00:15:09] That's right

[00:15:10] And so

[00:15:13] Alex is like

[00:15:13] I gotta get this guy

[00:15:15] To go and do the thing

[00:15:17] So

[00:15:18] He goes

[00:15:19] And he shows up

[00:15:20] And he talks to him

[00:15:20] And he's like

[00:15:21] We'll pay you

[00:15:21] We'll pay you money

[00:15:23] And it'll be great

[00:15:25] And you know

[00:15:25] You get like 20 bucks

[00:15:27] Yeah

[00:15:27] To coach us for a couple hours

[00:15:28] For a couple hours

[00:15:29] It's gonna be great

[00:15:30] And

[00:15:30] And I will just say real quick

[00:15:32] It works out really well

[00:15:33] For Alex and his friends

[00:15:35] But maybe

[00:15:35] Don't approach

[00:15:37] Strangers at a park

[00:15:38] And agree to pay them

[00:15:39] Out of your pocket

[00:15:40] That's right

[00:15:40] For some service

[00:15:40] If you're a child

[00:15:41] Especially

[00:15:42] I mean

[00:15:43] It's dicey regardless

[00:15:44] But if you're a child

[00:15:45] It's a lot of confidence

[00:15:46] From Alex

[00:15:47] It works out really great

[00:15:50] But maybe

[00:15:51] Don't do

[00:15:52] Talk to him through the fence first

[00:15:53] Sure

[00:15:54] You know

[00:15:54] Like before going around the fence

[00:15:56] Talk to him through the fence

[00:15:57] Yeah

[00:15:57] You know

[00:15:57] And especially if he's driving

[00:15:58] Like a large conversion van

[00:16:00] Like a large van

[00:16:01] That looks like the windows

[00:16:02] Have been blacked out in

[00:16:03] Like one of those

[00:16:04] If he's like

[00:16:04] Yeah

[00:16:05] If his van is parked

[00:16:06] Right next to the court

[00:16:07] Maybe you just don't

[00:16:08] Yeah

[00:16:08] There's a lot of flags there

[00:16:10] That aren't green

[00:16:12] Yeah

[00:16:12] So

[00:16:13] There's a lot of stop signs

[00:16:14] You just ran right through

[00:16:15] To get to where you got

[00:16:16] Yeah

[00:16:17] Great for Alex

[00:16:18] But

[00:16:19] Yes

[00:16:19] Just because it worked for Alex

[00:16:21] It may not work for you

[00:16:22] So just

[00:16:23] Now

[00:16:24] Hear what we're not saying

[00:16:25] Coach Carr

[00:16:26] Not to be confused with Coach Carter

[00:16:28] Different movie

[00:16:28] Different movie

[00:16:29] All together

[00:16:30] Coach Carr

[00:16:31] Does agree

[00:16:33] To the deal

[00:16:34] And you might be wondering

[00:16:35] Why would he do that

[00:16:36] Well we find out

[00:16:37] That he is

[00:16:38] Living in a van

[00:16:39] Down by the river

[00:16:40] Down by the river

[00:16:40] Waiting to get his final shots

[00:16:43] His final shot

[00:16:45] He thinks

[00:16:46] That there's a chance

[00:16:48] That he could

[00:16:49] Have a workout

[00:16:51] A tryout

[00:16:52] With the Sixers

[00:16:53] So he's here

[00:16:55] While his wife

[00:16:56] And his son

[00:16:56] Are in Virginia

[00:16:58] So we know that

[00:17:00] Alex doesn't know that

[00:17:02] He just thinks

[00:17:02] That this guy

[00:17:03] Is the best

[00:17:04] Best thing of all time

[00:17:05] Well if you can dunk

[00:17:07] You're automatically

[00:17:07] You're good

[00:17:08] Like that's what we need

[00:17:10] As 14 year olds

[00:17:11] Is we need

[00:17:12] To learn how to dunk

[00:17:13] And then we'll be

[00:17:14] Bad guys can't dunk

[00:17:14] Yeah

[00:17:15] Bad guys can't dunk

[00:17:16] Yeah

[00:17:16] That's right

[00:17:16] That's another DCOM

[00:17:17] That we're watching later

[00:17:18] I can't wait for that one

[00:17:19] This year

[00:17:20] It is the straight to DVD release

[00:17:22] Of white men can't dunk

[00:17:23] Yeah it's a sequel

[00:17:24] Bad guys can't dunk

[00:17:27] It's for the kids

[00:17:28] Yes for the kids

[00:17:29] So there's only

[00:17:30] We're only two weeks away

[00:17:31] From the tournament

[00:17:32] So they gotta get to work fast

[00:17:33] And they start doing

[00:17:35] The workouts

[00:17:36] And it's not as fun

[00:17:37] As the guys thought

[00:17:39] That it would be

[00:17:40] It's not as fun

[00:17:41] But when these workouts started

[00:17:43] It is the most excited

[00:17:44] I've ever seen Dan

[00:17:46] While watching a DCOM

[00:17:47] Yeah

[00:17:47] He's like yeah

[00:17:47] Yeah

[00:17:48] This is how you would

[00:17:49] Run a basketball practice

[00:17:50] That's exactly what you would do

[00:17:52] In like the rest of this movie

[00:17:54] The basketball

[00:17:55] Is like nonsensical

[00:17:57] I want to be very clear

[00:17:58] Like the courts don't make sense

[00:18:00] The plays don't make sense

[00:18:02] Nothing

[00:18:02] But in that one singular moment

[00:18:05] This guy's like

[00:18:06] I'm taking these kids 20 bucks

[00:18:08] And I'm going to teach them

[00:18:09] The thing that they actually

[00:18:10] Would need to do

[00:18:11] That no one would actually

[00:18:12] Teach them

[00:18:13] Which is

[00:18:13] You have to be well conditioned

[00:18:15] If you really want it

[00:18:16] Then you'll stick around

[00:18:16] For the conditioning

[00:18:17] And they

[00:18:18] He just runs them silly

[00:18:19] Yeah

[00:18:20] And it's great

[00:18:20] It's a great scene

[00:18:22] Like we were having a conversation

[00:18:23] Dan trails off the conversation

[00:18:25] He forgets to order lunch

[00:18:27] He is locked in a basketball practice

[00:18:28] Yes

[00:18:30] That's where

[00:18:30] That's where the winning happens

[00:18:31] 1755

[00:18:32] I don't know what to tell you

[00:18:33] You don't show up

[00:18:33] And give an inspirational speech

[00:18:35] And win

[00:18:35] You do it then

[00:18:37] That's right

[00:18:37] That's when the winning happens

[00:18:38] You condition

[00:18:38] And then you show up

[00:18:40] And give an inspirational speech

[00:18:41] And win

[00:18:41] Well you gotta give the inspirational speech

[00:18:43] But it doesn't mean anything

[00:18:44] If you haven't worked

[00:18:45] If I'm not about to cry

[00:18:45] When I'm going into the final moments of a game

[00:18:47] Like what's even the point

[00:18:48] That's right

[00:18:48] Yeah

[00:18:48] Okay

[00:18:49] Continue

[00:18:50] So they are

[00:18:51] I just wanted it noted for the record

[00:18:52] So much is the point

[00:18:53] They are running

[00:18:55] Running

[00:18:55] Getting run silly

[00:18:58] But

[00:18:58] Who's to say

[00:19:00] One day

[00:19:01] His van

[00:19:02] Is broken down

[00:19:03] The one down by the river

[00:19:03] Yeah

[00:19:04] Down by the river

[00:19:04] And

[00:19:06] Alex agrees to pay him double

[00:19:09] You know

[00:19:10] Because they

[00:19:11] They gotta get to work

[00:19:12] But

[00:19:13] We also gotta start having fun

[00:19:15] It's not all

[00:19:16] Yeah

[00:19:16] We also gotta start having fun

[00:19:17] I love basketball

[00:19:18] So I'm here for the conditioning

[00:19:19] But

[00:19:19] If the players are

[00:19:20] Everybody else

[00:19:21] The coaches

[00:19:22] There's a whole thing here

[00:19:23] Where

[00:19:24] You know what I mean

[00:19:24] It's like

[00:19:25] Gotta start having fun

[00:19:25] Yeah

[00:19:26] Yeah

[00:19:26] Also

[00:19:27] You're just gonna skate right by the fact

[00:19:29] That his van's broken

[00:19:29] And he can get it fixed for 300

[00:19:31] But if he wants it done right

[00:19:33] It's 500

[00:19:33] That's right

[00:19:34] Yeah

[00:19:34] Yeah

[00:19:35] Okay

[00:19:35] I'll get it running

[00:19:36] Yeah I'll get it running for 300

[00:19:42] His mom

[00:19:43] It's clear

[00:19:43] Is not supportive

[00:19:45] Of the spasco situation

[00:19:46] She's a no good

[00:19:46] Wants him to

[00:19:48] Kind of like

[00:19:49] Do this shadow program

[00:19:50] Where he follows doctors around

[00:19:52] Because he's 14

[00:19:53] And it's time to make decisions

[00:19:53] About his future

[00:19:54] That's right

[00:19:54] You know how all hospitals

[00:19:55] Their medical staff

[00:19:57] Have just so much spare time

[00:19:59] To let 14 year olds

[00:20:01] Who aren't interested in medicine

[00:20:02] Follow them

[00:20:03] Yeah

[00:20:04] All day

[00:20:05] Yes

[00:20:05] Because there's one point

[00:20:06] Where he's supposed to be in school

[00:20:07] And the shadow program

[00:20:09] Is running

[00:20:10] Yeah

[00:20:10] It's one of the better parts

[00:20:11] Of our perfect healthcare system

[00:20:12] Yeah

[00:20:13] You know

[00:20:14] That's right

[00:20:14] Or is that why our healthcare system

[00:20:17] Is the way it is

[00:20:17] Is because 14 year olds

[00:20:18] Are running the show

[00:20:20] It can't help

[00:20:22] When everybody finds out

[00:20:24] About

[00:20:25] That they've been working out

[00:20:26] With this random person

[00:20:28] They invite him over

[00:20:29] For one of the

[00:20:29] Hanukkah meals

[00:20:31] His mom is very skeptical

[00:20:32] It's not Hanukkah

[00:20:33] It's like Sabbath

[00:20:34] They light the menorah

[00:20:36] It's a different scene

[00:20:37] Oh

[00:20:38] No

[00:20:38] They light the menorah

[00:20:39] In the window

[00:20:39] And coach is there

[00:20:40] Right behind him

[00:20:41] Oh they had two like

[00:20:43] Taper candles

[00:20:44] The menorah was unlit

[00:20:45] Okay great

[00:20:45] Never mind

[00:20:46] I'm pretty sure it is a separate

[00:20:48] Yeah

[00:20:49] Okay great

[00:20:49] But I can see how you got confused

[00:20:51] Because

[00:20:52] There were a lot

[00:20:52] The menorah was in the scene

[00:20:53] And there were candles

[00:20:54] Okay

[00:20:55] But they were two different things

[00:20:56] Thank you

[00:20:57] Because I looked

[00:20:58] Because I was like

[00:20:59] Those Hanukkah candles

[00:20:59] Are really big

[00:21:00] Yeah

[00:21:01] And I did notice

[00:21:02] They did also have

[00:21:03] The microwave latkes

[00:21:04] So we're in the clear there

[00:21:05] They didn't

[00:21:06] They had like

[00:21:06] Gewalt the fish

[00:21:07] Which I didn't think

[00:21:07] You wanted to eat

[00:21:08] No

[00:21:08] No I did not

[00:21:09] Thank you

[00:21:11] Called an audible there

[00:21:12] His mom

[00:21:13] Went with the latkes

[00:21:16] Thank you a latke

[00:21:17] What was the other thing

[00:21:18] They ate

[00:21:19] Like chopped liver

[00:21:19] Yeah

[00:21:20] I do

[00:21:21] As much as I didn't want

[00:21:22] To eat chopped liver

[00:21:23] To see Bran have to try

[00:21:25] It would have been

[00:21:25] Okay

[00:21:25] I would have given it a go

[00:21:27] Of course you would

[00:21:28] I have to

[00:21:28] Yeah

[00:21:29] Full court miracle too

[00:21:29] Yeah

[00:21:31] So

[00:21:31] Coming in 2007

[00:21:33] Mom very skeptical about this

[00:21:35] But the rabbi

[00:21:36] Jesus shows up

[00:21:37] The rabbi from the school

[00:21:38] Who was also there

[00:21:39] They decide

[00:21:40] Everybody converts

[00:21:42] I was gonna be a bitch

[00:21:44] They decide that it would be great

[00:21:46] If you know

[00:21:47] He should coach at the school

[00:21:50] So that one

[00:21:51] We can keep an eye on him

[00:21:52] Yeah

[00:21:52] Yeah

[00:21:52] Yeah

[00:21:53] But then you know

[00:21:54] He can do it

[00:21:55] And then if he gets a call

[00:21:56] From the Sixers

[00:21:57] He can bounce

[00:21:58] Bounce

[00:21:58] So

[00:21:58] Just like that

[00:21:59] Those are rabbi's words

[00:22:00] Not mine

[00:22:00] He's in a van down by the river

[00:22:02] Waiting for that call

[00:22:02] From the professional basketball team

[00:22:04] That's exactly right

[00:22:04] When they need him

[00:22:05] He's gonna be there

[00:22:06] Which I think mentally

[00:22:06] We're all there

[00:22:07] We're all there

[00:22:07] Yeah we're all

[00:22:08] We're all waiting

[00:22:08] For that call

[00:22:09] We're all just in a van

[00:22:10] Down by the river

[00:22:11] One day after practice

[00:22:12] Waiting for our shot

[00:22:13] Alex follows his coach

[00:22:15] And finds out that he's living

[00:22:16] In a van down by the river

[00:22:18] Alex doesn't mind

[00:22:19] He thinks that it's cool

[00:22:20] To chase your dreams

[00:22:21] And leave your family behind

[00:22:22] But when the school principal

[00:22:24] Asks for his address

[00:22:26] He makes one up

[00:22:27] And she is skeptical

[00:22:29] That that is his address

[00:22:31] Is that what Mrs. Klein is?

[00:22:32] Is she the principal?

[00:22:33] That's what I assumed

[00:22:34] The rabbi

[00:22:35] She's something

[00:22:36] She's something sort of

[00:22:37] A head

[00:22:38] A head of something

[00:22:38] She's a bee

[00:22:39] Yeah

[00:22:40] Yeah

[00:22:41] I mean she's high enough

[00:22:43] To go around

[00:22:44] And saying hey

[00:22:45] I have a form

[00:22:45] That you didn't

[00:22:46] So something

[00:22:47] I said principal

[00:22:48] But you're right

[00:22:49] I don't know

[00:22:50] Yeah I was never clear

[00:22:51] What she was

[00:22:51] Because all the time

[00:22:52] I just wanted the rabbi

[00:22:53] To like fire her

[00:22:53] I want to know

[00:22:54] The whole just hierarchy

[00:22:55] Of who's

[00:22:56] You know

[00:22:57] Yeah

[00:22:57] Because the rabbi

[00:22:58] I guess is in charge there

[00:22:59] But I don't know after that

[00:23:00] Yeah I don't know

[00:23:00] Yeah

[00:23:00] I don't know

[00:23:01] Yeah

[00:23:01] So

[00:23:02] If somebody knows

[00:23:03] The hierarchy of a

[00:23:04] Jewish Hebrew school

[00:23:06] That'd be wonderful

[00:23:06] Let me know

[00:23:07] That'd be great

[00:23:07] Who is Mrs. Klein?

[00:23:09] Yeah

[00:23:09] So she goes to the address

[00:23:11] That he said is his

[00:23:13] And it's not there

[00:23:14] So

[00:23:15] Not a real address

[00:23:18] She's gonna now

[00:23:19] Follow him home one day

[00:23:20] And Alex figures this out

[00:23:22] And so he like

[00:23:23] Puts a note in his van

[00:23:24] And is like

[00:23:25] Come to this address

[00:23:26] Rabbi figures it out

[00:23:27] Rabbi figures it out

[00:23:27] Yeah

[00:23:28] Which is the best part

[00:23:29] Because the rabbi's like

[00:23:31] Hypothetically

[00:23:31] That's right

[00:23:32] Classic

[00:23:32] If she

[00:23:33] You know

[00:23:33] If he were to not

[00:23:34] We love rabbi

[00:23:35] The rabbi's amazing

[00:23:36] We love rabbi

[00:23:37] The rabbi's amazing

[00:23:37] And Alex is like

[00:23:39] Got it

[00:23:40] Yes

[00:23:41] His dad

[00:23:42] Who is in real estate

[00:23:43] Has this like

[00:23:43] Apartment building

[00:23:44] Has one unit

[00:23:46] Available

[00:23:47] And is like

[00:23:47] Hey

[00:23:47] You can have it

[00:23:48] For free

[00:23:49] He's like

[00:23:50] I'm not gonna

[00:23:50] Take it for free

[00:23:51] But I'll paint

[00:23:51] And stuff

[00:23:52] And

[00:23:53] Do we ever see

[00:23:54] Him painting

[00:23:55] No

[00:23:56] I am just saying

[00:23:57] If anybody does

[00:23:58] Have an apartment

[00:23:59] For free

[00:24:00] I am not above

[00:24:02] Painting

[00:24:02] Checking that out

[00:24:04] He doesn't want to

[00:24:05] Take a handout

[00:24:06] I would take a free

[00:24:07] Residence

[00:24:07] You wouldn't even

[00:24:08] Offer to paint

[00:24:09] I mean if it needed

[00:24:10] A painting

[00:24:11] Yeah but you wouldn't

[00:24:11] Offer it

[00:24:12] I'm not saying

[00:24:13] Like I don't know

[00:24:13] If you

[00:24:13] It would probably

[00:24:14] Look better unpainted

[00:24:15] If I like

[00:24:16] Don't

[00:24:17] Yeah I'm so bad

[00:24:18] At painting

[00:24:18] It would actually

[00:24:19] Be more helpful

[00:24:20] If I did

[00:24:20] It would be more helpful

[00:24:21] Yes

[00:24:21] I could clean it

[00:24:23] Like I'm good at that

[00:24:24] But painting

[00:24:25] Can't paint

[00:24:26] I don't wanna do that

[00:24:28] So that situation

[00:24:30] Has been handled

[00:24:31] Great he's got

[00:24:31] A place to live

[00:24:32] Alex

[00:24:32] Yes Alex begins

[00:24:33] To struggle a bit

[00:24:34] With school

[00:24:34] He fails

[00:24:35] And by fail

[00:24:36] I mean C minus

[00:24:37] C minus

[00:24:38] On one

[00:24:39] One test

[00:24:41] One test

[00:24:41] That's right

[00:24:42] So coach

[00:24:43] Benches him

[00:24:44] But it's one of those

[00:24:44] Things that one test

[00:24:45] Was 60%

[00:24:46] Yeah

[00:24:46] But also it's like

[00:24:47] Alright mom

[00:24:48] You think he's gonna be

[00:24:49] A doctor

[00:24:49] He's getting a C minus

[00:24:50] On a rando history test

[00:24:52] Like pick a lane

[00:24:53] Any way you slice it

[00:24:55] It doesn't make sense

[00:24:56] C minus isn't failing

[00:24:57] It isn't failing

[00:24:58] And it either helps

[00:24:59] A failing grade

[00:24:59] Or it's a one blip

[00:25:01] In an otherwise

[00:25:02] Successful academic career

[00:25:04] The only thing

[00:25:04] That we figured out

[00:25:05] Is there must be

[00:25:06] Something in the handbook

[00:25:08] That says

[00:25:08] You're on like

[00:25:10] Probation

[00:25:10] The average

[00:25:11] Yeah

[00:25:12] Which they don't explain

[00:25:13] They just

[00:25:14] They say

[00:25:14] C failing

[00:25:15] They say C average

[00:25:16] So we're doing

[00:25:18] A lot of the work there

[00:25:19] Yes

[00:25:19] For them

[00:25:20] So much

[00:25:20] Coach said

[00:25:21] Alex isn't

[00:25:22] Dressing today

[00:25:22] Well he did get dressed

[00:25:23] But he isn't playing today

[00:25:25] Because he's failing

[00:25:26] And then

[00:25:26] Yeah he lets that kid

[00:25:28] Suit up

[00:25:28] Get all ready

[00:25:29] And then in the moment

[00:25:30] Give an inspirational speech

[00:25:31] And then

[00:25:32] At the end of the inspirational speech

[00:25:33] Be like

[00:25:34] Hey Alex

[00:25:34] Hope you weren't listening

[00:25:35] To that speech

[00:25:35] It's not for you

[00:25:36] But also

[00:25:37] This is a scene where

[00:25:37] A grown man makes a boy bark

[00:25:39] And then says

[00:25:39] You're not playing today

[00:25:40] That's right

[00:25:44] He's sitting in the stands

[00:25:45] With his friends or family

[00:25:48] Like

[00:25:48] His friend

[00:25:49] His friend

[00:25:49] Are you kidding me

[00:25:50] Right now

[00:25:50] What's her name

[00:25:51] Julie

[00:25:51] I don't remember

[00:25:52] Let's go with Julie

[00:25:53] I like it

[00:25:55] Ultimately

[00:25:55] It's not Julie

[00:25:56] We're sorry

[00:25:56] Eventually

[00:25:57] He improves his grade

[00:25:59] And the team

[00:25:59] Is straight vibing

[00:26:01] Good mojo

[00:26:02] The team

[00:26:02] The team comes together

[00:26:03] Good mojo

[00:26:04] The team helps him study

[00:26:05] That's right

[00:26:06] Not good karma

[00:26:07] Don't you dare say karma

[00:26:08] No we learn that karma is out

[00:26:09] Mojo is in

[00:26:10] Mojo is in

[00:26:11] That's right

[00:26:11] So Taylor will definitely be

[00:26:13] Rewriting that song

[00:26:15] Any day now

[00:26:16] That's right

[00:26:16] Mojo

[00:26:18] And

[00:26:19] Everything seems to be

[00:26:22] Mojo is the guy

[00:26:22] On the Chiefs

[00:26:23] That's right

[00:26:24] I almost said it

[00:26:25] And I was just like

[00:26:26] Everybody

[00:26:27] I'm gonna mess it up somehow

[00:26:28] I've heard it one time

[00:26:30] That's fair

[00:26:30] Well she's only sang it like twice

[00:26:31] Okay

[00:26:32] It's not the real lyric

[00:26:32] It's not the real

[00:26:33] No I knew it wasn't the real lyric

[00:26:34] What's the real lyric

[00:26:36] Do you know

[00:26:39] Karma is the guy

[00:26:41] On TV

[00:26:43] In the bleachers

[00:26:44] In his cleats

[00:26:47] Every time she sings the song

[00:26:48] I do in my head sing

[00:26:50] Karma is the guy

[00:26:51] On the Chiefs

[00:26:51] That's right

[00:26:52] That's the only version I knew

[00:26:53] That's the point

[00:26:55] I've just rewritten

[00:26:55] In that song

[00:26:56] To the Chiefs version

[00:26:57] As much of the song

[00:26:57] As I've heard

[00:26:58] So

[00:26:58] I've heard that part

[00:27:00] Anyway

[00:27:02] Everything seems to be going well

[00:27:03] Until

[00:27:04] Coach

[00:27:05] Drops this bomb

[00:27:06] He got offered

[00:27:07] A 10 day contract

[00:27:09] With the Sixers

[00:27:10] The Sixers

[00:27:11] And that's huge

[00:27:12] That's huge

[00:27:12] Everybody is pumped

[00:27:13] Right

[00:27:13] They're like

[00:27:14] Wow you did it

[00:27:15] They're so happy

[00:27:16] That their friend

[00:27:17] Is playing in the NBA

[00:27:18] Right

[00:27:19] Alex is

[00:27:20] This is the one time

[00:27:21] Where Alex is just the worst

[00:27:22] He's normally great

[00:27:23] He's 14 though

[00:27:24] You know

[00:27:24] But he's

[00:27:25] Telling a dude

[00:27:27] Living in a van

[00:27:28] By the river

[00:27:29] Who's missing his family

[00:27:31] And trying to

[00:27:32] Fulfill his dream

[00:27:34] To think about

[00:27:34] Somebody else

[00:27:35] For a change

[00:27:36] And this is a

[00:27:38] Spoiled rich kid

[00:27:39] Who can just get money

[00:27:40] Whenever he wants

[00:27:41] He's the worst

[00:27:43] In that scene

[00:27:44] Yeah

[00:27:44] And my favorite part

[00:27:45] Of that whole speech

[00:27:46] Is where he's like

[00:27:47] Berating him

[00:27:48] For leaving them

[00:27:49] And berating him

[00:27:50] For leaving his family

[00:27:51] And he's like

[00:27:52] He's like

[00:27:52] Well I need this

[00:27:53] You know

[00:27:54] In the show

[00:27:55] Is Lamont

[00:27:56] Right

[00:27:56] Yes

[00:27:56] So Lamont is like

[00:27:58] I need this thing

[00:27:58] And it's like

[00:27:59] He's like

[00:27:59] I bet your family

[00:28:00] Needs you

[00:28:01] And it's like

[00:28:01] Alex

[00:28:02] Can you listen

[00:28:02] For five seconds

[00:28:03] To what you're saying

[00:28:04] Like you're telling him

[00:28:05] To like

[00:28:06] Either take this dream

[00:28:08] Or

[00:28:09] To be the man

[00:28:10] His family needs

[00:28:11] Both of those scenarios

[00:28:12] Take him away

[00:28:13] From coaching your

[00:28:14] Freshman basketball team

[00:28:16] Yeah

[00:28:17] So like

[00:28:17] You're giving this

[00:28:18] Impassion speech

[00:28:19] And the outcome

[00:28:20] You want

[00:28:21] Is that he's gonna

[00:28:21] Choose to stay

[00:28:22] And coach your tournament

[00:28:25] But reminding him

[00:28:26] That his kid needs him

[00:28:27] He's going back

[00:28:28] To Virginia for that

[00:28:29] Like I don't

[00:28:29] It's not a good speech

[00:28:31] No

[00:28:31] No

[00:28:32] No

[00:28:32] The logic was all over the place

[00:28:33] It was hard to follow

[00:28:34] It's the first time

[00:28:35] That the kid wasn't sympathetic

[00:28:36] And he was just spoiled to me

[00:28:38] Yeah

[00:28:38] Before then I was like

[00:28:39] This kid's

[00:28:40] Well before then

[00:28:41] He's doing everything

[00:28:42] For the team

[00:28:43] He's selling

[00:28:44] His baseball card collection

[00:28:45] To pay Lamont

[00:28:46] Like he's

[00:28:47] You know

[00:28:49] You know

[00:28:49] There's even the part

[00:28:50] Where like

[00:28:50] He thinks he has to do

[00:28:51] The Doctor Shadow program

[00:28:54] He is still willing

[00:28:56] To pay Lamont

[00:28:56] And his friend's like

[00:28:57] Even though you're not

[00:28:58] Gonna be there

[00:28:59] And he's like

[00:28:59] Yeah

[00:28:59] What a guy

[00:29:00] Above and beyond

[00:29:01] It'll still help the team

[00:29:02] So it's like

[00:29:02] This whole movie

[00:29:04] He's one way

[00:29:04] And in this one scene

[00:29:06] It just

[00:29:07] Wasn't

[00:29:07] Wasn't a great scene

[00:29:09] We all

[00:29:09] Listen

[00:29:09] We all have our moments

[00:29:10] You know

[00:29:12] Do we

[00:29:12] I don't know

[00:29:13] Dan and I are pretty up aboard

[00:29:14] No we don't have any moments

[00:29:15] Like that

[00:29:16] I mean you stormed out

[00:29:17] Of the movie

[00:29:17] With 30 minutes left

[00:29:18] Yeah

[00:29:18] I said I can't do this anymore

[00:29:19] You said I can't do this anymore

[00:29:21] So

[00:29:22] Anywho

[00:29:25] Ultimately

[00:29:25] He gave the old peace sign

[00:29:26] It's right

[00:29:27] It doesn't matter

[00:29:27] It doesn't matter

[00:29:28] It doesn't matter

[00:29:29] Because it's tournament time

[00:29:30] And Alex is now

[00:29:31] Tournament time

[00:29:32] Player coach

[00:29:33] Player coach

[00:29:34] Yeah

[00:29:34] Pete Rose

[00:29:35] That's right

[00:29:35] Despite not having

[00:29:37] A real coach

[00:29:38] They begin to win

[00:29:39] And win

[00:29:40] And win

[00:29:40] Because of all the things

[00:29:41] That he taught him

[00:29:42] Like the full court press

[00:29:42] That's right

[00:29:43] And they make it to the finals

[00:29:44] Of the tournament

[00:29:45] And we understood the tournament

[00:29:46] And how it was structured

[00:29:46] And when it took place

[00:29:47] All in one day

[00:29:48] Basically

[00:29:48] All in one day

[00:29:50] But like not

[00:29:50] Because mid-tournament

[00:29:52] Alex has time

[00:29:53] To go to the hospital

[00:29:54] And confront his mom

[00:29:55] About his love of basketball

[00:29:56] The championship is definitely

[00:29:58] On a different day

[00:29:58] We know that

[00:29:59] Okay

[00:29:59] So maybe it's like a weekend

[00:30:01] That the championship

[00:30:02] Is going to be played

[00:30:03] In four 15 minute quarters

[00:30:05] I don't know if you noticed

[00:30:05] That, Brandon

[00:30:06] Yeah, I did

[00:30:07] So this is longer

[00:30:07] Than an NBA game

[00:30:08] Yeah

[00:30:09] As it should be

[00:30:10] It's a 60 minute

[00:30:11] Basketball game for a

[00:30:12] Well, it's the championship

[00:30:13] It's a ninth grade

[00:30:14] Hebrew league

[00:30:14] That's right

[00:30:15] It's a 60 minute

[00:30:16] Basketball game

[00:30:17] It's the championship

[00:30:17] And all of a sudden

[00:30:17] They have 10 players

[00:30:18] Yeah

[00:30:19] Can you just stop

[00:30:19] Pretending like you know

[00:30:20] How basketball works

[00:30:21] I'm sorry

[00:30:21] I'm sorry

[00:30:21] But they

[00:30:22] All movie long

[00:30:23] Out on the court

[00:30:24] They're running

[00:30:24] There's like seven of them

[00:30:25] All of a sudden

[00:30:25] They have 10 players

[00:30:26] In the championship game

[00:30:27] Every single practice

[00:30:29] There is a different

[00:30:30] Number of kids

[00:30:31] On the court

[00:30:33] Oh, and that's how

[00:30:33] You get a good team

[00:30:34] That's how you get it

[00:30:35] Yeah, that's how you do it

[00:30:35] And so only five

[00:30:35] Were like actually

[00:30:37] Training and conditioning

[00:30:38] And then the other kids

[00:30:39] Just showed up

[00:30:40] Like when their homework

[00:30:41] Was done

[00:30:41] Now that we're successful

[00:30:42] I want to be a part

[00:30:43] Of this

[00:30:43] That's right

[00:30:44] Yeah

[00:30:44] That's right

[00:30:44] So that team

[00:30:45] Has anywhere from

[00:30:46] Five to 12 players

[00:30:47] Yeah

[00:30:47] Whatever

[00:30:48] You did mention

[00:30:49] He goes to talk

[00:30:50] To his mom

[00:30:50] And basically

[00:30:51] Is like

[00:30:51] This is why

[00:30:52] I love basketball

[00:30:53] This whole thing

[00:30:54] And it really

[00:30:54] Makes her think

[00:30:55] You know

[00:30:56] Yeah

[00:30:56] How terrible she's been

[00:30:58] That's right

[00:30:58] It's the night of

[00:30:59] The finals

[00:30:59] It's like

[00:31:00] I may not play

[00:31:01] In the NBA

[00:31:02] But like

[00:31:02] I'm 14

[00:31:03] I'm playing right now

[00:31:04] That's right

[00:31:05] I love this game

[00:31:06] Enjoy the moment

[00:31:06] Right now

[00:31:08] It is

[00:31:09] The night of the finals

[00:31:10] They do a dance

[00:31:12] And that's a bummer

[00:31:13] And that's not even

[00:31:14] A metaphor

[00:31:14] That's

[00:31:15] They do a dance

[00:31:15] They do a dance

[00:31:16] And that's a bummer

[00:31:17] It is

[00:31:18] It's a bummer

[00:31:18] They saw

[00:31:19] Remember the Titans

[00:31:20] In 2001

[00:31:21] And they were like

[00:31:22] Literally

[00:31:22] What if we did that

[00:31:24] Here now

[00:31:25] But not in sync

[00:31:26] And not better

[00:31:27] Not worse

[00:31:28] In virtually

[00:31:29] Every way

[00:31:30] But you know

[00:31:31] For being a 14 year old boy

[00:31:32] I'm sure that

[00:31:33] You know

[00:31:34] If you were watching that game

[00:31:35] You're like

[00:31:35] Well

[00:31:35] Look at these kids go

[00:31:37] It goes without saying

[00:31:38] That

[00:31:38] This movie

[00:31:40] Is very 2003

[00:31:42] Yes

[00:31:43] Like it is

[00:31:43] The way it is filmed

[00:31:45] Some of the scenes

[00:31:46] Like that dance scene

[00:31:47] Are very much

[00:31:48] A

[00:31:48] We're capitalizing

[00:31:50] On the things

[00:31:51] That have worked

[00:31:52] On the big screen

[00:31:53] Here on Disney

[00:31:54] Like that is evident

[00:31:56] It is a movie

[00:31:56] That is a time capsule

[00:31:58] In that regard

[00:31:59] So is that

[00:32:00] And if this movie

[00:32:00] Wasn't taking place

[00:32:01] At a Hebrew school

[00:32:02] Alex would be played

[00:32:03] By Ryan Merman

[00:32:04] Yes

[00:32:05] Or

[00:32:05] Yeah

[00:32:05] Yes

[00:32:06] Yeah

[00:32:06] But that's

[00:32:07] And they would be dancing

[00:32:08] Of course

[00:32:09] That's two basketball movies

[00:32:11] In the course of a year

[00:32:13] And there's no way

[00:32:14] Between this

[00:32:14] But there's no way

[00:32:15] They're going to have

[00:32:16] More basketball movies

[00:32:16] Than this one

[00:32:17] Like it's not like

[00:32:17] There's a movie

[00:32:18] That takes place

[00:32:19] In a high school

[00:32:19] Where they sing a bunch

[00:32:20] No

[00:32:21] Basketball related

[00:32:22] There's no way

[00:32:22] No this is the final

[00:32:23] Basketball movie

[00:32:24] This is it

[00:32:24] Where'd you come

[00:32:25] They said we're done

[00:32:26] All of our best movies

[00:32:27] Are basketball movies

[00:32:28] They're all done

[00:32:29] They can't do it

[00:32:31] So

[00:32:32] They are down

[00:32:33] Early

[00:32:33] By 18 points

[00:32:35] Yeah

[00:32:36] Yeah

[00:32:36] And then the power

[00:32:37] Goes out

[00:32:37] There's a big storm

[00:32:38] I was also paying attention

[00:32:39] There's a big storm

[00:32:42] It's a big lightning storm

[00:32:42] Yeah

[00:32:43] And the power goes out

[00:32:43] Alex's mom

[00:32:45] Goes to try

[00:32:45] To meet with Lamont

[00:32:47] To basically convince him

[00:32:49] To come to the game

[00:32:51] And I would say

[00:32:53] At this point

[00:32:53] In time

[00:32:54] The lord takes over

[00:32:56] You know

[00:32:56] Kind of puts it

[00:32:57] In his hands

[00:32:57] Yes

[00:32:57] Some divine intervention

[00:33:00] Breaks his car down

[00:33:01] Until

[00:33:02] Yes

[00:33:02] Mom can get there

[00:33:04] To talk to him

[00:33:04] Try starting it again

[00:33:05] That's right

[00:33:06] Try starting it

[00:33:07] One more time

[00:33:08] And then he does

[00:33:08] And he's like

[00:33:09] I don't get it

[00:33:10] And his mom goes

[00:33:12] I'm starting to

[00:33:13] Well

[00:33:13] But here's the thing

[00:33:14] Lightning crashes

[00:33:15] At this point

[00:33:16] In my van

[00:33:17] Starts

[00:33:17] I don't know

[00:33:18] Starts up

[00:33:18] That's good

[00:33:19] That's right

[00:33:20] At this point

[00:33:20] We don't know

[00:33:21] Where he's going

[00:33:22] In that van

[00:33:23] He says the airport

[00:33:24] Yes

[00:33:24] And we're like

[00:33:25] He's leaving to go home

[00:33:27] I thought he was

[00:33:27] Leaving to go home

[00:33:28] Maybe the tryout

[00:33:30] Didn't work

[00:33:30] Or maybe

[00:33:30] I didn't know

[00:33:31] What was going on

[00:33:32] But they leave

[00:33:33] That very ambiguous

[00:33:34] Maybe Alex's speech

[00:33:35] Worked

[00:33:35] Yeah

[00:33:37] Anyway

[00:33:38] So

[00:33:40] They go

[00:33:41] At the game

[00:33:42] They have a backup

[00:33:43] Generator

[00:33:44] With a tiny bit of

[00:33:45] A little bit of oil

[00:33:47] A little bit of oil

[00:33:47] And that oil

[00:33:48] Is very much

[00:33:50] An illustration

[00:33:50] Of the

[00:33:52] The miracle of Hanukkah

[00:33:53] Yes

[00:33:53] Which they have been

[00:33:54] Talking about

[00:33:55] Yes

[00:33:55] One night of oil

[00:33:56] That lasts eight nights

[00:33:58] Yes

[00:33:58] So both teams

[00:34:00] Agree to the very

[00:34:02] Obvious

[00:34:03] And fine rules

[00:34:04] Play until the fuel

[00:34:05] Runs

[00:34:05] It is a classic

[00:34:06] It's a tale as old as time

[00:34:07] I can't tell you

[00:34:08] How many times

[00:34:08] I've been there

[00:34:08] Where it's like

[00:34:09] You see it blink

[00:34:10] And you're like

[00:34:11] What if we play

[00:34:12] Until it's dark

[00:34:13] It's dark

[00:34:14] Now what does that mean

[00:34:15] If it goes dark at all

[00:34:16] Is it done

[00:34:16] If it blinks

[00:34:17] You know

[00:34:18] There's a lot of

[00:34:19] Gray area here

[00:34:21] That I'm sure

[00:34:21] Will come up again

[00:34:22] Yes

[00:34:23] For sure

[00:34:23] So

[00:34:24] And they also get

[00:34:25] The math teacher

[00:34:25] And the former

[00:34:26] Basketball coach out there

[00:34:27] To look at the generator

[00:34:28] See if he can help

[00:34:30] Yes

[00:34:30] Turns out

[00:34:31] He teaches algebra

[00:34:32] Yes

[00:34:33] He teaches algebra

[00:34:34] He teaches algebra

[00:34:35] And it did come back

[00:34:36] Yes

[00:34:36] It did come back

[00:34:37] Because the team

[00:34:38] Begins to make a comeback

[00:34:40] But

[00:34:41] Our algebra teacher

[00:34:43] Does the math

[00:34:43] And he's like

[00:34:44] We got two minutes

[00:34:45] 45 seconds

[00:34:45] And so he runs

[00:34:46] And he calls a timeout

[00:34:47] Wastes some of that time

[00:35:00] That's right

[00:35:01] Well let's just call

[00:35:01] Another timeout

[00:35:02] So then they call

[00:35:03] A two minute

[00:35:04] 45 second timeout

[00:35:05] While watching

[00:35:05] I'll do a full

[00:35:06] Can I get a

[00:35:07] No that's a 30

[00:35:08] Here's a full

[00:35:09] Yeah

[00:35:10] But it's at this point

[00:35:11] I'll do a full plus 30

[00:35:12] While watching the movie

[00:35:14] Brandon

[00:35:14] You were not in here

[00:35:15] Because you had stormed out

[00:35:16] By then

[00:35:16] But I said

[00:35:18] If we know how much

[00:35:19] Longer there's light left

[00:35:20] If you're the other team

[00:35:21] You're just calling a timeout

[00:35:22] Over and over again

[00:35:23] Until

[00:35:23] So I was ahead

[00:35:24] Of the movie there

[00:35:25] And then

[00:35:25] What was unfortunate

[00:35:27] Is they could have just said

[00:35:28] I'll have a timeout

[00:35:28] And then when the refs blew the whistle

[00:35:29] They can just call another one

[00:35:30] You can call as many as you want

[00:35:31] They just called one timeout

[00:35:33] And it lasted for two

[00:35:33] And then they're just

[00:35:35] Standing there

[00:35:35] Looking at the other team

[00:35:36] Going

[00:35:36] Well four 15 minute quarters

[00:35:38] You need all the breaks

[00:35:39] You can get

[00:35:40] And so when the time runs out

[00:35:42] Light's still on

[00:35:44] And so

[00:35:45] What can you do

[00:35:46] Coach

[00:35:47] Walks in

[00:35:48] Bright light behind him

[00:35:49] Like he's an angel

[00:35:50] So that's fun

[00:35:52] So they get

[00:35:53] They get back to work

[00:35:54] They start doing their thing

[00:35:56] They're down 10

[00:35:56] They think they have

[00:35:57] 30 seconds left

[00:35:58] And the work

[00:35:59] The light just continues

[00:36:01] To stay on

[00:36:01] Yes

[00:36:01] Yes that's right

[00:36:02] The oil keeps running

[00:36:04] The generator

[00:36:05] Amen

[00:36:05] Amen

[00:36:05] Amen

[00:36:06] And so

[00:36:07] The team fights back

[00:36:09] And they shoot

[00:36:10] The final baskets

[00:36:11] Right as the lights

[00:36:12] Begin to go out

[00:36:13] Yeah

[00:36:14] They shoot the lights out

[00:36:15] They shoot the lights out

[00:36:16] They win

[00:36:17] It's a miracle

[00:36:17] And it's a miracle

[00:36:18] For that Hebrew school

[00:36:20] And not a miracle

[00:36:22] For the team

[00:36:22] They were playing

[00:36:23] That's exactly right

[00:36:24] The team they were playing

[00:36:25] Is cursed

[00:36:25] I believe

[00:36:26] Is what they would leave

[00:36:27] That's right

[00:36:27] The generator

[00:36:28] Should have run out

[00:36:29] Well because

[00:36:29] Cheaters never win

[00:36:30] That's right

[00:36:30] Winners never cheat

[00:36:32] That's not true either

[00:36:33] As they're celebrating

[00:36:34] The coach's family

[00:36:36] Then shows up

[00:36:37] Which I guess

[00:36:37] Turns out the airport

[00:36:38] So the mom

[00:36:39] Missed the championship game

[00:36:41] This mom is still

[00:36:42] She caught the last minute

[00:36:43] She's still never seen

[00:36:44] Her kid play a basketball game

[00:36:46] Still

[00:36:46] But did at least go to the airport

[00:36:48] To pick up Lamont's family

[00:36:49] That's right

[00:36:50] For him

[00:36:50] He's going to coach

[00:36:52] He's going to coach full time

[00:36:53] And he gets to be with his family

[00:36:55] He realizes that being a dad

[00:36:57] Is his new dream

[00:36:59] That's right

[00:36:59] That's what it is

[00:37:00] His knees

[00:37:00] It's his knees

[00:37:01] It's the knees

[00:37:02] Yeah

[00:37:03] And that is

[00:37:05] That's full court miracle

[00:37:06] Everybody

[00:37:06] Let's do this

[00:37:07] Let's take a quick break

[00:37:08] We'll come back

[00:37:08] We will

[00:37:10] We'll talk about it

[00:37:10] We'll make our list

[00:37:11] We'll do all that stuff

[00:37:12] On the other side of the break

[00:37:13] Here on

[00:37:15] Decondescendence

[00:37:15] See that's what I'm talking about

[00:37:16] Right there

[00:37:17] New year

[00:37:17] New us

[00:37:19] Same us

[00:37:20] Same us

[00:37:20] New us

[00:37:21] New us

[00:37:21] New hair

[00:37:22] Same us

[00:37:22] New hair

[00:37:23] New hair

[00:37:23] New hair

[00:37:26] Welcome back everybody

[00:37:27] Full court miracle

[00:37:31] Let's talk about it

[00:37:32] It's overtime

[00:37:34] That was a whistle

[00:37:36] We're going into overtime

[00:37:37] The oil's still running

[00:37:38] Lights are still on

[00:37:39] Let's go into overtime everybody

[00:37:41] Let's share our thoughts on it

[00:37:43] How it aged over time

[00:37:44] I had seen it

[00:37:45] Aaron you had not

[00:37:46] That's right

[00:37:47] Because boys are icky

[00:37:47] Took a skip on this one

[00:37:48] Yeah

[00:37:49] 13 year old boys

[00:37:50] Playing basketball

[00:37:50] I don't know

[00:37:51] Dan obviously you had not

[00:37:52] So let's talk about it

[00:37:54] From all of those

[00:37:54] Different perspectives

[00:37:55] Aaron what do you think

[00:37:56] About this movie

[00:37:58] Do we have any

[00:37:58] Letterboxd reviews

[00:37:59] Oh yes

[00:38:00] I do have some

[00:38:01] Letterboxd reviews

[00:38:02] New year

[00:38:03] Same us

[00:38:05] Same us

[00:38:05] By and large

[00:38:06] It's my favorite part

[00:38:07] Of the episode

[00:38:07] It's by and large

[00:38:08] Yes we do

[00:38:09] I found some

[00:38:10] There's the movie

[00:38:11] Here are the reviews

[00:38:13] Okay are you ready

[00:38:14] You didn't find any

[00:38:15] No I did

[00:38:16] I did

[00:38:16] I did

[00:38:16] Okay all right

[00:38:17] The difference between

[00:38:18] This movie and Uncut Gems

[00:38:20] Is that one is a

[00:38:21] One is a brilliant

[00:38:23] Masterpiece about a

[00:38:24] Down on his lug Jew

[00:38:25] Who befriends a professional

[00:38:26] Basketball player

[00:38:27] Choosing to pursue

[00:38:28] His dreams against all odds

[00:38:29] In the world

[00:38:30] With the world crumbling

[00:38:31] Around him

[00:38:31] And the other movie

[00:38:32] Is Uncut Gems

[00:38:33] That's fantastic

[00:38:35] That's fantastic

[00:38:36] Let's go

[00:38:36] Who is that

[00:38:37] Shout out that

[00:38:38] Screen name

[00:38:39] Shout out to Evan

[00:38:39] Oh Evan

[00:38:41] Shout out to

[00:38:42] Best Letterboxd review

[00:38:43] Maybe that we've ever received

[00:38:44] And one by we receive it

[00:38:46] That brand's red

[00:38:47] Smithle says one star

[00:38:48] Who does what?

[00:38:49] Smithle

[00:38:50] Says one star

[00:38:51] A group of Jewish kids

[00:38:52] Find themselves fascinated

[00:38:54] After seeing a black man

[00:38:55] A very poor movie

[00:39:00] Twin Coe

[00:39:01] Says one star

[00:39:03] When you want to play basketball

[00:39:05] With your friends

[00:39:05] But your mom wants you

[00:39:06] To do your homework

[00:39:07] Sad face

[00:39:09] It's true

[00:39:11] Sounds like he wanted

[00:39:12] To play basketball

[00:39:13] And his mom

[00:39:14] That's right

[00:39:15] And then

[00:39:19] Serenade

[00:39:19] Serenaded

[00:39:20] Serenade ad

[00:39:21] I don't know

[00:39:22] Says four stars

[00:39:23] Jewish centric

[00:39:25] Basketball movies

[00:39:25] Are a genre

[00:39:26] That I can get behind

[00:39:28] Is it a genre

[00:39:29] That we can get behind?

[00:39:30] Let's find out

[00:39:30] Erin

[00:39:31] What'd you think?

[00:39:33] I'm kind of glad

[00:39:34] That I waited

[00:39:35] To see this movie

[00:39:35] Until I was

[00:39:37] In my 30s

[00:39:38] Because 13 year old

[00:39:39] Erin

[00:39:40] Would not have cared

[00:39:41] About this movie

[00:39:41] At all

[00:39:42] There is so much

[00:39:43] Basketball talk

[00:39:44] It's a lot of basketball

[00:39:45] And I

[00:39:48] There's like more

[00:39:48] Basketball talk

[00:39:49] Than actual playing basketball

[00:39:50] Yeah

[00:39:51] Which is a lot

[00:39:52] Because they do

[00:39:53] Play basketball a lot

[00:39:53] But yeah

[00:39:54] I would not have cared

[00:39:55] So I'm glad

[00:39:56] That I watched it now

[00:39:57] Because I

[00:39:57] I enjoyed this movie

[00:40:00] The rabbi

[00:40:01] Is great

[00:40:02] So good

[00:40:03] Just he's there

[00:40:05] He wants the kids

[00:40:05] To succeed

[00:40:06] He's here for bits

[00:40:07] He's here

[00:40:08] Just to help

[00:40:09] Even if it's like

[00:40:11] Fudging

[00:40:12] Where it's like

[00:40:12] Oh like

[00:40:13] We know he doesn't

[00:40:14] Have a house

[00:40:14] But like

[00:40:15] Let's fake it

[00:40:16] Because we know

[00:40:16] That he's gonna be

[00:40:17] Doing good for the kids

[00:40:18] And he's a good person

[00:40:19] Like let's help him out

[00:40:20] You know

[00:40:20] Whereas Mrs. Klein

[00:40:21] Is like

[00:40:22] No he doesn't have a house

[00:40:22] He can't

[00:40:23] He can't work here

[00:40:25] So there's characters

[00:40:26] Like that

[00:40:26] The dad is amazing

[00:40:28] Very rarely

[00:40:29] I feel like

[00:40:29] Do we have an

[00:40:30] Out of the gate

[00:40:30] Good dad

[00:40:31] On a DCOM

[00:40:32] Usually they have to

[00:40:33] Have a heart to heart

[00:40:34] In a garage shed

[00:40:35] Somewhere

[00:40:37] Ten minutes left

[00:40:38] In the movie

[00:40:38] Well he makes up

[00:40:38] For the mom

[00:40:39] In the movie

[00:40:39] Yeah

[00:40:40] Well we'll get there

[00:40:40] In my overtime

[00:40:43] But yeah

[00:40:44] Dad was great

[00:40:44] Just really supporting

[00:40:45] His kid

[00:40:48] When Alex

[00:40:48] Is trying to convince

[00:40:49] Lamont to just stay

[00:40:50] In the apartment

[00:40:51] Dad is there

[00:40:52] And I thought

[00:40:52] That was really great

[00:40:53] Where it wasn't just

[00:40:53] I thought that Alex

[00:40:55] Was just trying to

[00:40:55] Pull one over on his family

[00:40:57] But then the dad

[00:40:57] Was there

[00:40:58] And was like

[00:40:58] No I'm here

[00:40:59] I'm co-signed

[00:41:00] Like this is a good idea

[00:41:01] We want you to stay here

[00:41:02] We want you to have

[00:41:03] A place to stay

[00:41:05] There's a great scene

[00:41:06] Where the mom is like

[00:41:07] You can't actually think

[00:41:08] Alex is gonna grow up

[00:41:08] And be an NBA star

[00:41:10] And the dad's like

[00:41:11] I don't know that

[00:41:12] Like is it

[00:41:13] Is it statistically possible

[00:41:14] Like no

[00:41:15] The statistics aren't great

[00:41:16] But I don't know

[00:41:18] That he can't

[00:41:18] So why can't

[00:41:19] Like we should support him now

[00:41:20] And I thought

[00:41:21] That was a great scene

[00:41:22] With the parents

[00:41:25] The mom sucks

[00:41:27] And more so

[00:41:28] Than I feel like

[00:41:29] Other decom parents suck

[00:41:32] Actively

[00:41:33] Did not want to support

[00:41:34] Her child

[00:41:34] Is working against

[00:41:36] His dreams

[00:41:36] For most of this movie

[00:41:37] Mrs. Klein

[00:41:39] Awful

[00:41:40] I also wish

[00:41:41] Casting had gone

[00:41:42] A little bit better

[00:41:43] To find a different

[00:41:44] Looking person

[00:41:45] For the rabbi's wife

[00:41:47] Because the rabbi's wife

[00:41:48] And Mrs. Klein

[00:41:49] Are twins

[00:41:51] And for half the movie

[00:41:52] It's unbelievable

[00:41:53] Dan and I did think

[00:41:54] That Mrs. Klein

[00:41:55] And the rabbi

[00:41:55] Were together

[00:41:56] Yeah

[00:41:56] Until we meet

[00:41:58] The rabbi's wife

[00:41:58] And realize

[00:41:59] Oh no

[00:41:59] It's Rabbi Lewis

[00:42:01] Yeah

[00:42:01] So there was just

[00:42:02] A lot of

[00:42:03] Could have done

[00:42:03] A little bit better there

[00:42:05] But overall

[00:42:06] A good movie

[00:42:06] Some great speeches

[00:42:08] Some great moments

[00:42:09] I heard there was

[00:42:10] Good basketball

[00:42:11] Practice in there

[00:42:12] There's some good basketball

[00:42:13] There's some bad basketball

[00:42:15] There's some good basketball too

[00:42:16] I mean

[00:42:17] Is it going to be

[00:42:17] One of my favorites?

[00:42:18] No

[00:42:19] But it was good

[00:42:19] And you know

[00:42:20] If I'm ever

[00:42:21] I guess

[00:42:22] Sitting at home

[00:42:23] Watching the Disney Channel

[00:42:25] And Full Court Miracle

[00:42:26] Comes on

[00:42:26] I probably wouldn't

[00:42:28] Turn it off right away

[00:42:29] Alright

[00:42:29] Okay

[00:42:30] Alright

[00:42:30] There you go

[00:42:31] As a kid

[00:42:32] I really liked this movie

[00:42:34] I was a child

[00:42:36] Who loved basketball

[00:42:39] And

[00:42:40] Believed you could

[00:42:41] Make the league

[00:42:41] That's right

[00:42:42] And

[00:42:43] McNasty

[00:42:44] Yeah I was McNasty

[00:42:46] And

[00:42:46] Schlotz and McNasty

[00:42:47] Was

[00:42:48] Was mistaken many times

[00:42:50] As a youngster

[00:42:52] As a little Jewish boy

[00:42:53] And so

[00:42:54] Fair

[00:42:54] They

[00:42:55] This movie

[00:42:57] I really enjoyed

[00:42:58] Now as a

[00:42:59] 33 year old man

[00:43:00] It is my birthday

[00:43:01] Thanks guys

[00:43:03] Happy birthday

[00:43:04] Dear Brandon

[00:43:07] We're getting snow today

[00:43:08] You hope right

[00:43:09] Well we came in

[00:43:10] Before the snow

[00:43:10] You ruined the cake

[00:43:11] The cake

[00:43:12] The cake

[00:43:12] The cake is coming

[00:43:14] I love this movie

[00:43:16] I loved it

[00:43:17] I

[00:43:17] It was

[00:43:19] So

[00:43:20] Like the

[00:43:20] Alex D. Lenz

[00:43:21] Crushed in this movie

[00:43:22] By and large

[00:43:24] Really great performance

[00:43:25] By him

[00:43:26] And

[00:43:27] The coach

[00:43:29] Great

[00:43:30] The rabbi

[00:43:31] Amazing

[00:43:31] Like the rabbi

[00:43:33] Might be my favorite

[00:43:34] Character

[00:43:34] In a DCOM so far

[00:43:37] I

[00:43:38] Love this movie

[00:43:39] It worked for me

[00:43:41] All the way

[00:43:42] To the end

[00:43:42] Including

[00:43:44] The ridiculousness

[00:43:46] That is the end

[00:43:47] Of this movie

[00:43:47] It

[00:43:48] It

[00:43:49] It worked for me

[00:43:50] It

[00:43:50] It

[00:43:51] It

[00:43:51] It

[00:43:51] Just

[00:43:52] Was a

[00:43:52] Magical

[00:43:52] Or should I

[00:43:53] Say

[00:43:53] A miracle

[00:43:55] It was

[00:43:56] I

[00:43:56] Had an

[00:43:57] Absolute

[00:43:57] Blast

[00:43:57] Big fan

[00:43:58] Of this

[00:43:59] Movie

[00:43:59] Dana

[00:43:59] Yeah

[00:43:59] This movie

[00:44:00] By and large

[00:44:00] Worked for me

[00:44:01] Too

[00:44:01] I think

[00:44:02] It's a fun

[00:44:03] Time

[00:44:03] And I

[00:44:04] Think

[00:44:04] It has

[00:44:05] Some really

[00:44:06] Sweet moments

[00:44:07] In it

[00:44:07] And it

[00:44:07] Gives the

[00:44:09] Generic sports

[00:44:10] Movie a good

[00:44:11] Name

[00:44:12] Because there's

[00:44:13] Enough

[00:44:13] Different in

[00:44:14] This movie

[00:44:14] To separate

[00:44:16] Itself from

[00:44:17] The generic

[00:44:17] And I

[00:44:18] Hate to do

[00:44:19] This brand

[00:44:19] But from

[00:44:20] A generic

[00:44:20] Sports

[00:44:21] DCOM

[00:44:22] Like brink

[00:44:22] Like this

[00:44:23] Movie

[00:44:24] Separates

[00:44:25] Itself

[00:44:25] On a couple

[00:44:26] Of levels

[00:44:28] One

[00:44:29] On performance

[00:44:30] I think

[00:44:30] Alex

[00:44:31] D.

[00:44:31] Lenz

[00:44:31] Is great

[00:44:32] I think

[00:44:32] The rabbi

[00:44:33] Like

[00:44:34] Listen to that

[00:44:35] Guy lecture

[00:44:35] About history

[00:44:36] Is everything

[00:44:37] That I want

[00:44:38] I just want

[00:44:38] To hear

[00:44:39] People talk

[00:44:39] About stuff

[00:44:40] That they

[00:44:40] Love talking

[00:44:41] About

[00:44:41] That's what

[00:44:41] I love

[00:44:41] To do

[00:44:54] And I

[00:44:55] Create a

[00:44:57] Believable

[00:44:58] Basketball

[00:44:58] Environment

[00:44:59] And

[00:45:00] They had

[00:45:00] The knowledge

[00:45:01] A little bit

[00:45:02] Yeah

[00:45:03] There's like

[00:45:03] Elements

[00:45:04] We talked

[00:45:04] During the

[00:45:05] Take it to

[00:45:05] The tape

[00:45:05] And I think

[00:45:06] Early on

[00:45:06] I was very

[00:45:07] Impressed

[00:45:07] And then

[00:45:07] It's like

[00:45:08] They do

[00:45:09] What all

[00:45:09] Of these

[00:45:09] Movies do

[00:45:10] We have

[00:45:10] A scrappy

[00:45:10] Team

[00:45:11] We're going

[00:45:11] To press

[00:45:11] Like every

[00:45:12] Movie

[00:45:12] Even like

[00:45:12] The Ben

[00:45:13] Affleck

[00:45:13] The way

[00:45:13] Back

[00:45:14] Which is

[00:45:14] A movie

[00:45:15] That's more

[00:45:15] About addiction

[00:45:16] Than it is

[00:45:17] About basketball

[00:45:17] But even

[00:45:18] They do a

[00:45:19] Thing

[00:45:19] Where like

[00:45:19] We're going

[00:45:19] Trap

[00:45:20] And press

[00:45:20] And we're

[00:45:20] Going

[00:45:20] To blah

[00:45:21] Blah

[00:45:21] Blah

[00:45:21] So

[00:45:21] Like

[00:45:22] But then

[00:45:23] Like

[00:45:23] The

[00:45:24] How devoted

[00:45:26] These kids

[00:45:26] Are to this

[00:45:27] Is a little

[00:45:28] Crazy

[00:45:28] But the

[00:45:30] Like

[00:45:31] Juxtaposition

[00:45:32] Or the

[00:45:32] Comparison

[00:45:33] The illustration

[00:45:34] Of the

[00:45:35] Miracle of

[00:45:36] Hanukkah

[00:45:36] With this

[00:45:37] Movie being

[00:45:38] A modern

[00:45:38] Day miracle

[00:45:39] To a

[00:45:40] Parent

[00:45:40] That doesn't

[00:45:41] Think it's

[00:45:42] Worth while

[00:45:43] Or worth

[00:45:44] The time

[00:45:45] Like

[00:45:45] That was

[00:45:47] Really

[00:45:47] Great

[00:45:47] It didn't

[00:45:48] Like there's

[00:45:49] Some times

[00:45:50] Where I was

[00:45:50] Like okay

[00:45:50] That's a little

[00:45:51] Silly

[00:45:51] But the

[00:45:52] Ending

[00:45:52] With the

[00:45:53] Generator

[00:45:53] And the

[00:45:53] Oil

[00:45:54] I loved

[00:45:54] Yeah

[00:45:55] I thought

[00:45:55] That was

[00:45:55] Fun

[00:45:56] I got chills

[00:45:57] When the

[00:45:57] Coach

[00:45:58] Walked back

[00:45:58] in

[00:45:58] When you

[00:45:59] Realize

[00:45:59] That it's

[00:46:00] Happening

[00:46:00] Like when

[00:46:01] They

[00:46:01] Set it up

[00:46:02] Yeah

[00:46:02] When you

[00:46:02] Realize

[00:46:03] Yes

[00:46:03] Yeah

[00:46:03] Yeah

[00:46:03] When they

[00:46:03] Start talking

[00:46:04] About the

[00:46:04] Generator

[00:46:04] And they're

[00:46:05] Like oh

[00:46:05] There's

[00:46:05] Only enough

[00:46:05] Fuel

[00:46:06] And I

[00:46:07] That's

[00:46:07] Right

[00:46:07] That's

[00:46:08] Right

[00:46:08] Now

[00:46:09] I will

[00:46:09] Say this

[00:46:09] You

[00:46:20] But the

[00:46:21] Coach

[00:46:21] Coming back

[00:46:22] At the

[00:46:22] Very

[00:46:22] End

[00:46:23] And being

[00:46:23] Like what

[00:46:23] Are you guys

[00:46:24] Sitting around

[00:46:24] For miracles

[00:46:25] Happen

[00:46:25] They do

[00:46:25] Talk about

[00:46:26] He

[00:46:26] There is

[00:46:27] A lot

[00:46:27] About his

[00:46:28] Knees

[00:46:28] That's

[00:46:28] Right

[00:46:28] And then

[00:46:29] They were

[00:46:29] Flying the

[00:46:30] Kids in

[00:46:30] So they

[00:46:30] Try to

[00:46:30] Make it

[00:46:31] Like it

[00:46:31] Was the

[00:46:31] Only thing

[00:46:32] He could

[00:46:32] Do at

[00:46:32] That

[00:46:50] Sets itself

[00:46:51] Apart

[00:46:52] As a

[00:46:52] If you

[00:46:53] Like sports

[00:46:53] Movies

[00:46:54] I think

[00:46:54] That you

[00:46:55] Would

[00:46:55] Get a

[00:46:56] Kick out

[00:46:56] Of this

[00:46:56] I think

[00:46:57] That you

[00:46:57] Would enjoy

[00:46:57] Yourself

[00:46:58] And it

[00:46:59] Doesn't

[00:47:00] Quite rise

[00:47:00] To the

[00:47:00] Heights

[00:47:01] Of like

[00:47:02] The best

[00:47:02] Sports

[00:47:03] Movie

[00:47:03] In

[00:47:04] In

[00:47:04] D-com

[00:47:04] Which is

[00:47:05] Motocross

[00:47:06] Or even

[00:47:06] In my

[00:47:07] Opinion

[00:47:07] Eddie's

[00:47:08] Million dollar

[00:47:08] Cook-off

[00:47:09] I was going

[00:47:09] To ask

[00:47:09] You about

[00:47:09] That

[00:47:09] But

[00:47:10] Very

[00:47:10] Similar

[00:47:11] Yeah

[00:47:12] And so

[00:47:12] I think

[00:47:12] And the

[00:47:13] Parent that

[00:47:13] Doesn't

[00:47:14] Get it

[00:47:14] That's

[00:47:15] Right

[00:47:15] I don't

[00:47:15] Want to

[00:47:16] Go straight

[00:47:16] To my

[00:47:16] Rankings

[00:47:20] I was like

[00:47:21] Where do

[00:47:22] I want

[00:47:22] To put

[00:47:22] This movie

[00:47:23] And then

[00:47:23] My first

[00:47:24] Thought

[00:47:24] Immediately

[00:47:25] Was

[00:47:26] It's not

[00:47:27] As good

[00:47:27] As Eddie's

[00:47:27] Million dollar

[00:47:28] Cook-off

[00:47:28] That was

[00:47:29] My first

[00:47:29] Thought

[00:47:29] Immediately

[00:47:30] Was

[00:47:30] This movie

[00:47:31] As much

[00:47:32] As I love

[00:47:32] Basketball

[00:47:33] And as much

[00:47:33] As I love

[00:47:34] This story

[00:47:34] Eddie's

[00:47:35] Million dollar

[00:47:35] Cook-off

[00:47:36] As a whole

[00:47:37] Has fewer

[00:47:38] Holes

[00:47:38] In it

[00:47:39] And a

[00:47:40] Much more

[00:47:41] Consistent

[00:47:41] Cohesive

[00:47:42] Idea

[00:47:43] Of

[00:47:43] You can

[00:47:44] Be

[00:47:44] Anything

[00:47:44] You want

[00:47:44] Don't

[00:47:45] Let

[00:47:45] People

[00:47:45] Tell you

[00:47:46] What you

[00:47:46] Can and

[00:47:47] Can't

[00:47:47] Be

[00:47:47] Because

[00:47:47] You're

[00:47:47] A boy

[00:47:48] Or a

[00:47:48] Girl

[00:47:48] Or

[00:47:48] Because

[00:47:49] You

[00:47:49] Maybe

[00:47:50] Aren't

[00:47:50] Good

[00:47:50] Enough

[00:47:50] To play

[00:47:50] Basketball

[00:47:51] Or whatever

[00:47:51] It may

[00:47:51] Be

[00:47:51] I thought

[00:47:52] Eddie's

[00:47:52] Million dollar

[00:47:53] Cook-off

[00:47:53] Does

[00:47:54] This

[00:47:54] Slightly

[00:47:56] Slightly

[00:47:56] Better

[00:47:57] Than

[00:47:57] This

[00:47:57] Movie

[00:47:57] Does

[00:47:58] It

[00:47:58] And

[00:47:58] It's

[00:47:58] More

[00:47:58] Consistent

[00:47:59] Overall

[00:47:59] But

[00:48:00] This

[00:48:00] Is

[00:48:00] A

[00:48:00] Fun

[00:48:00] Time

[00:48:01] I

[00:48:01] Couldn't

[00:48:02] Believe

[00:48:02] How

[00:48:02] Much

[00:48:03] Fun

[00:48:03] I

[00:48:23] 100%

[00:48:23] Sure

[00:48:24] If

[00:48:24] This

[00:48:25] Is

[00:48:25] Where

[00:48:25] Full

[00:48:26] Court

[00:48:26] Miracles

[00:48:26] Can

[00:48:27] End

[00:48:27] Up

[00:48:27] On

[00:48:27] My

[00:48:27] List

[00:48:29] Similar

[00:48:29] To

[00:48:29] When

[00:48:30] You

[00:48:30] Were

[00:48:30] Placing

[00:48:30] Yours

[00:48:31] For

[00:48:31] Me

[00:48:32] I

[00:48:32] Was

[00:48:32] Comparing

[00:48:32] It

[00:48:33] A lot

[00:48:33] To

[00:48:33] Brink

[00:48:34] Is

[00:48:34] This

[00:48:34] Better

[00:48:35] Or

[00:48:35] Worse

[00:48:35] Yes

[00:48:35] Correct

[00:48:36] Yeah

[00:48:38] No

[00:48:38] I

[00:48:39] Think

[00:48:39] It's

[00:48:39] Miles

[00:48:39] Better

[00:48:39] Than

[00:48:40] Brink

[00:48:40] Across

[00:48:40] The

[00:48:41] Board

[00:48:42] Brink

[00:48:42] Is

[00:48:42] A

[00:48:43] Sky

[00:48:43] Music

[00:48:43] Video

[00:48:44] With

[00:48:44] An

[00:48:44] Occasional

[00:48:44] Talk

[00:48:45] From

[00:48:45] A

[00:48:45] Parent

[00:48:45] And

[00:48:45] You're

[00:48:46] Saying

[00:48:46] That's

[00:48:46] Worse

[00:48:47] As

[00:48:48] A

[00:48:49] Teenager

[00:48:49] Just

[00:48:50] Give

[00:48:50] Me

[00:48:50] The

[00:48:50] Video

[00:48:51] Right

[00:48:51] So

[00:48:51] That

[00:48:52] Is

[00:48:52] Where

[00:48:52] I'm

[00:48:52] Kind

[00:48:52] Of

[00:48:53] So

[00:48:53] Right

[00:48:53] Now

[00:48:53] I

[00:48:53] Have

[00:48:53] It

[00:48:54] Just

[00:48:54] Behind

[00:48:54] Brink

[00:48:55] On

[00:48:55] My

[00:48:55] List

[00:48:56] And

[00:49:10] Think

[00:49:11] It

[00:49:11] Will

[00:49:11] End

[00:49:11] Up

[00:49:11] Ahead

[00:49:12] Of

[00:49:12] Brink

[00:49:12] But

[00:49:12] Right

[00:49:13] Now

[00:49:13] It

[00:49:14] Is

[00:49:14] Airing

[00:49:14] Just

[00:49:15] Behind

[00:49:15] Brink

[00:49:16] At

[00:49:16] Number

[00:49:16] 19

[00:49:17] For

[00:49:17] Me

[00:49:17] Wow

[00:49:18] Okay

[00:49:18] What's

[00:49:19] Your

[00:49:19] Top

[00:49:19] 10

[00:49:20] There's

[00:49:20] Been

[00:49:21] A slight

[00:49:21] Change

[00:49:21] Them

[00:49:21] Ups

[00:49:22] In

[00:49:22] My

[00:49:22] Top

[00:49:22] 10

[00:49:25] So

[00:49:25] We

[00:49:25] Have

[00:49:40] Right

[00:49:41] On

[00:49:41] Track

[00:49:41] To

[00:49:42] Cadet

[00:49:42] Kelly

[00:49:42] And

[00:49:42] One

[00:49:44] Motocrossed

[00:49:44] And

[00:49:45] For

[00:49:45] Those

[00:49:45] Of

[00:49:45] You

[00:49:46] Tracking

[00:49:46] At

[00:49:46] Home

[00:49:46] Yes

[00:49:47] Cheetah

[00:49:48] Girls

[00:49:48] Did

[00:49:49] Drop

[00:49:49] Cheetah

[00:49:49] Girls

[00:49:50] Dropped

[00:49:50] Out

[00:49:50] Where

[00:49:51] Did

[00:49:51] Go

[00:49:51] To

[00:49:52] Cheetah

[00:49:53] Girls

[00:49:53] Dropped

[00:49:53] Out

[00:49:53] Of

[00:49:54] School

[00:49:55] It's

[00:49:55] A

[00:49:55] Great

[00:49:55] Question

[00:49:57] How

[00:49:57] Four

[00:49:58] Did

[00:49:58] They

[00:49:59] Went

[00:50:01] To

[00:50:01] 13

[00:50:01] They

[00:50:03] They're

[00:50:04] Behind

[00:50:04] Luck

[00:50:04] Of

[00:50:04] The

[00:50:05] Irish

[00:50:05] Okay

[00:50:05] Fair

[00:50:06] Yeah

[00:50:07] I

[00:50:08] Thought

[00:50:08] They

[00:50:08] Were

[00:50:08] Lower

[00:50:09] That's

[00:50:09] Why

[00:50:09] I

[00:50:09] Kept

[00:50:09] Scrolling

[00:50:10] I

[00:50:10] Like

[00:50:10] On

[00:50:11] Here

[00:50:11] At

[00:50:11] All

[00:50:11] I

[00:50:11] Just

[00:50:11] Took

[00:50:12] Them

[00:50:12] Straight

[00:50:12] Off

[00:50:12] The

[00:50:13] List

[00:50:13] So

[00:50:14] I

[00:50:14] Have

[00:50:15] Full

[00:50:15] Court

[00:50:15] Miracle

[00:50:16] Premiering

[00:50:16] On

[00:50:17] My

[00:50:17] Top

[00:50:17] Ten

[00:50:17] Of

[00:50:17] Of

[00:50:18] Course

[00:50:18] At

[00:50:18] Number

[00:50:19] Eight

[00:50:19] Okay

[00:50:20] I have

[00:50:20] It

[00:50:20] There's

[00:50:21] Been

[00:50:21] Some

[00:50:22] Movements

[00:50:23] Below

[00:50:24] It

[00:50:25] Which

[00:50:26] Ended

[00:50:26] Up

[00:50:26] Kicking

[00:50:27] Mom's

[00:50:27] Gonna

[00:50:27] Date

[00:50:27] With

[00:50:28] A

[00:50:28] Vampire

[00:50:28] Out

[00:50:28] Wow

[00:50:30] So

[00:50:30] Number

[00:50:31] Ten

[00:50:31] Luck

[00:50:31] Of

[00:50:31] The

[00:50:31] Irish

[00:50:32] Number

[00:50:33] Nine

[00:50:33] Phantom

[00:50:34] Of

[00:50:34] The

[00:50:34] Megaplex

[00:50:34] I

[00:51:09] Third

[00:51:10] I

[00:51:11] Was

[00:51:11] Just

[00:51:11] Curious

[00:51:11] It's

[00:51:12] Sports

[00:51:12] Movie

[00:51:12] I

[00:51:14] Think

[00:51:14] My

[00:51:14] Whole

[00:51:15] Life

[00:51:15] I

[00:51:15] Would

[00:51:15] Have

[00:51:15] Said

[00:51:16] Yeah

[00:51:16] It's

[00:51:16] A

[00:51:16] Sports

[00:51:17] Movie

[00:51:17] But

[00:51:18] Having

[00:51:18] Watched

[00:51:19] It

[00:51:19] Snowboarding

[00:51:20] Is

[00:51:20] So

[00:51:21] Little

[00:51:21] I

[00:51:22] Think

[00:51:22] The

[00:51:22] Difference

[00:51:23] It's

[00:51:50] It's

[00:51:51] The

[00:51:51] Most

[00:51:51] Reasonable

[00:51:52] Level

[00:51:53] Headed

[00:51:53] Child

[00:51:53] If

[00:51:54] Johnny

[00:51:54] Tsunami

[00:51:55] Is

[00:51:55] A

[00:51:55] Sports

[00:51:55] Movie

[00:51:56] Then

[00:51:56] Brink

[00:51:56] In

[00:51:56] My

[00:51:57] List

[00:51:57] Is

[00:51:57] Not

[00:51:57] A

[00:51:57] Top

[00:51:58] Five

[00:51:58] D

[00:51:58] Come

[00:51:59] Sports

[00:51:59] Movie

[00:52:01] So

[00:52:01] That's

[00:52:02] And

[00:52:02] That's

[00:52:02] Fine

[00:52:02] That's

[00:52:02] Impressive

[00:52:03] That's

[00:52:03] Fine

[00:52:03] I

[00:52:04] Do

[00:52:05] Have

[00:52:07] Full

[00:52:08] Court

[00:52:08] Miracle

[00:52:08] In

[00:52:08] My

[00:52:08] Top

[00:52:09] Ten

[00:52:09] It

[00:52:10] Is

[00:52:10] At

[00:52:10] Number

[00:52:10] Nine

[00:52:11] For

[00:52:11] Me

[00:52:11] Right

[00:52:11] Now

[00:52:12] And

[00:52:12] The

[00:52:12] Way

[00:52:13] That

[00:52:13] I

[00:52:13] Got

[00:52:13] There

[00:52:14] And

[00:52:14] I'm

[00:52:14] Not

[00:52:14] Sure

[00:52:14] What

[00:52:14] Did

[00:52:15] Knock

[00:52:15] Out

[00:52:21] I

[00:52:30] Looked At

[00:52:49] Miracle

[00:52:51] In

[00:52:51] Everything else we've watched.

[00:52:53] Then I had a real conundrum on my hand because after that,

[00:52:57] get a clue,

[00:52:58] scream team,

[00:52:59] miracle in lane to Halloween town.

[00:53:01] I think we're in that next level.

[00:53:02] And I think that's where full court miracle belongs.

[00:53:05] So right now I have get a clue on the back of Lindsay Lohan's performance

[00:53:10] alone,

[00:53:10] which is so good in that movie.

[00:53:12] I have that at seven.

[00:53:13] I have scream team at eight full court miracle at nine and miracle in lane

[00:53:17] two at 10.

[00:53:19] But I gotta be honest.

[00:53:21] Six to 11 subject to change for me,

[00:53:24] but that's my top 10 right now.

[00:53:26] But I love the top six and I like seven to 11,

[00:53:29] but that that's kind of where the fun ends.

[00:53:33] Then the next group is not bad either.

[00:53:35] Smart house,

[00:53:35] Quince,

[00:53:36] Brink,

[00:53:36] but,

[00:53:37] but I think those six,

[00:53:39] I think are just to me better across the board.

[00:53:41] Yeah.

[00:53:41] I think your list is good from a,

[00:53:43] like a qualitative standpoint.

[00:53:45] That's what I'm going for.

[00:53:46] I don't know what's going on on brands list.

[00:53:48] I mean,

[00:53:48] mine is quality.

[00:53:49] Just decided.

[00:53:50] With a lot of childhood memories.

[00:53:51] Initially,

[00:53:52] brand started and was like,

[00:53:54] you know what?

[00:53:54] I'm going to do this right.

[00:53:55] And then he changed course.

[00:53:56] He's like,

[00:53:56] why would I do it right?

[00:53:57] I'm brand.

[00:53:58] I'm going to do it the way I should do it.

[00:53:59] But brand would do it,

[00:54:00] which is I never change.

[00:54:02] This is the thing.

[00:54:03] I like Brink then.

[00:54:04] I like it now.

[00:54:06] I like it tomorrow.

[00:54:07] Brink then,

[00:54:08] Brink now,

[00:54:08] Brink forever.

[00:54:09] I've never even considered moving.

[00:54:10] And underneath that,

[00:54:11] are you wearing a Brink?

[00:54:11] You did.

[00:54:12] One week,

[00:54:12] you did move it down.

[00:54:13] So to say you never considered it is incorrect.

[00:54:16] Since then.

[00:54:18] And you're wearing your Brink t-shirt?

[00:54:20] I'm not today,

[00:54:20] but I do have it.

[00:54:21] I never considered it aside from the one time.

[00:54:23] On your birthday,

[00:54:24] when we record DCOM,

[00:54:25] you're not even wearing your Brink shirt.

[00:54:26] Well,

[00:54:26] if you remember,

[00:54:27] I wore it yesterday.

[00:54:29] This is Thursday.

[00:54:30] Yeah.

[00:54:32] The 9th.

[00:54:33] Yeah.

[00:54:34] He's telling you he's going to wear it in two days.

[00:54:35] So he's right and you're wrong.

[00:54:37] That's all he's doing.

[00:54:38] And you need to think about that next time you bring stuff up.

[00:54:41] Next week,

[00:54:42] we're doing Pixel Perfect.

[00:54:43] I mean,

[00:54:44] which is fun.

[00:54:45] Based on the episode that came out yesterday,

[00:54:47] no,

[00:54:52] Pixel Perfect is going to be Dan's introduction to the lead singer of the Weeby Boys.

[00:54:59] Okay.

[00:55:00] And it's him.

[00:55:02] Yeah.

[00:55:02] He was a rapper.

[00:55:03] Yeah.

[00:55:04] Ricky Rapp.

[00:55:04] You don't know this?

[00:55:06] Oh,

[00:55:06] yeah.

[00:55:07] Ricky was a part of a.

[00:55:08] He goes by Raviv now.

[00:55:09] Yes.

[00:55:09] Raviv was a part of a Jewish rap duo named the Weeby Boys.

[00:55:15] And he cursed a lot.

[00:55:17] And that took me as a child by a lot of surprise.

[00:55:21] Oh,

[00:55:21] no.

[00:55:23] So come back.

[00:55:23] I mean,

[00:55:23] his name was always Raviv.

[00:55:24] He went by Ricky when he was.

[00:55:26] Never meet your heroes.

[00:55:27] You know what I mean?

[00:55:27] Some of them cuss.

[00:55:28] Like brain.

[00:55:29] Brain used to be my hero.

[00:55:31] Yeah.

[00:55:32] Met him in real life.

[00:55:33] Until then,

[00:55:33] F off.

[00:55:34] And we'll be back next time.

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