Jett Jackson: The Movie (2001)

[00:00:03] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a Bramble Jam Podcast.

[00:00:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to another episode of DCOM Descendants.

[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Descendants!

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian, Aaron, Dan, we're all here to break down the next...

[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_03]: That was our roll call. We do a roll call every episode.

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So thank you.

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Present and accounted for.

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_03]: The next DCOM in the long, long list of DCOMs, Jett Jackson the Movie.

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Jett Jackson the Movie, everybody.

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_03]: We did it. We made it.

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Very, very excited.

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Before we get there, Brian, we do have some new reviews.

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_01]: People have been, you know...

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Nude reviews?

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_01]: No. Not nude. New reviews.

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't know what people are wearing when they write them.

[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_06]: We don't ask. We would never ask what someone was wearing.

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_01]: But a few. Remember last time we had old One Bluey that's like, is this about?

[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_01]: What is this about?

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I do remember. What is it about?

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right. KJ3763, the cousin of KJ52.

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, dear Slim!

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Says the subject is, it is about, and then the review is, segwaying between segways, it rules.

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_01]: That is it.

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_01]: So you crushed it.

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Meg Cole 07.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_01]: We've already read that one.

[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so nostalgic.

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_01]: And then we got one more.

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_01]: From EAN.

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_01]: All caps.

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_03]: EAN.

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_01]: EAN, we'll say.

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_01]: As someone a little too old to have watched all but the oldest DCOMs when they first came

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_01]: out, only saw Smart House in the original Halloween Town and no others.

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Those are some good ones.

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_01]: This show is still a great listen.

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, down there.

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_01]: And may, yeah, we don't need your approval.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_06]: If you're only going to see two DCOMs, those are two good ones.

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, thank God.

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Can you imagine if he'd seen like you lucky dog and hounded?

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_06]: How do you know it's he?

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_06]: What are you doing?

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Or she?

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_06]: It's EAN.

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I know we said EAN, so I can see how she got there.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_01]: You're right.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_01]: They?

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_01]: And the next line is, and my pronouns are they, them, Aaron.

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_01]: That's weird.

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the next line here.

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Aaron doesn't respect pronouns.

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's good to know.

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's good to know.

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_01]: People first language.

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to put that.

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_01]: We've told Aaron that so many times around here.

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to put that in your reviews, but you can if you want to.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That's totally your choice.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_01]: You certainly can.

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_01]: It's totally your choice.

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_01]: To finish this up, it's fun to hear Daniel give an adult first-time watcher's opinion

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_01]: opinion.

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_01]: It's fun to hear an adult opinion is what she or he is saying.

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_01]: She or they.

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_01]: What they're saying.

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_06]: I wonder who doesn't respect pronouns now.

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_01]: You.

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Some of the crazy movies while Brandon and Aaron try to defend their childhood idea of what

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_01]: these movies are.

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Finally, got to give a shout out to Channel 25 in the LA area for Disney Channel.

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Los Angeles.

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_01]: City of Angles.

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Ian.

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Whomever you may be.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Fantastic.

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Fantastic.

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you so much.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, that first review made a great point about segues and that segues rule.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what else rules?

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Delish.

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Delish.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Got the music going.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_01]: We do.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Aaron outdoes herself in these segments.

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_04]: She always, she wakes up early or stays up late coming up with some sort of creative beverage

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: or snack or food of any sort that could go along with the movie.

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Today we're watching Jet Jackson the movie.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't wait to see what Aaron comes up with today from the kitchen of Aaron Shay.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Aaron, what do we have today?

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_06]: This one doesn't come from the kitchen of Aaron Shay.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_06]: It comes from the kitchen of the DCOM descendants.

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_03]: The Bramble Jam.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_06]: The Bramble Jam kitchen.

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_06]: There were a couple ideas floated around.

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_06]: It's really hard to come up with a delish for a movie that nobody eats the entire movie.

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_06]: The entire movie.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Or drink.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm realizing now they also didn't drink a beverage.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_01]: It's weird.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_01]: No one even drank water?

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a weird 90 minutes of no eating or drinking at all.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Is everyone okay in Houston?

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's also a very specific movie where this actor goes into a portal.

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's tough.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you do for that?

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So we just kind of, you know.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't say we.

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't throw us into this mix.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_03]: It's your segment.

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_06]: It's almost like we had a conversation.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_06]: It's your segment.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_06]: And I said don't throw me under the bus here.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You just had so much time.

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It's your segment.

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_06]: I had hours.

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_06]: We're going to go with a Star Wars Use the Force Oreo.

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Wow.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Tell me why.

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Because you have none for you.

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That was sad.

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_06]: It's not your birthday yet.

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_06]: No, it's true.

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Or it's after your birthday.

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_06]: So it's not your birthday yet again.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Correct.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: It has been my birthday already.

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my gosh.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_04]: This is darn tootin' awesome.

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_04]: The middle of this is a portal.

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Look at that.

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_06]: So on one side.

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Did you do that?

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_06]: On one side you have Jet Jackson.

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_06]: On the other side you have Silverstone.

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_06]: And in between them you have a magic portal.

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_06]: It brings them together for some delish.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Did you do this right here?

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Did you add that?

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_06]: For sure.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I did.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Did you know it before I opened it up?

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I did.

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_06]: I did know there was a portal there.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Did you say oh my gosh darn tootin'?

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what you said?

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Well.

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_06]: No, I did know there was a...

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_00]: There you have it.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Man.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Man.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: So good.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Best ever forever.

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: They still selling those?

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Anybody wants to do this?

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Create the delish segment at home.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Recipe will be given on the socials.

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_06]: If you want to have some other ideas.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Go to Publix.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Buy Oreos.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Chicago hot dog was thrown out there.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Also a James Bond martini shaken, not stirred.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_06]: If you want to be a newer James Bond, you could just crack open a Heineken.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not mistaken.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_06]: But sometimes we record this in the morning and none of those seem great.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes we do.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: The hot dog idea, the Chicago hot dog was a great idea until Chicago disappeared.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And there went all the hot dogs.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Well, it was in honor of...

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_01]: You could have done a New York style versus Chicago style pizza and just had two blank plates.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: We did have pizza for lunch.

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_01]: They're gone.

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Because they're gone.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's sad.

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Remember, if they were still here, we could have some deep dish.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_03]: You know who else is gone?

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We are.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We're taking a break.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll be right back here on Decon Descendants.

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Decon Descendants.

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Would have been right.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Womp womp.

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_01]: More creative than Oreos, though.

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome back.

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_01]: We use they, them, Aaron, when people don't want to necessarily identify.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That's their choice.

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_01]: We call that non-binary.

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what we call it.

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I know there's a lot of information to have to take in at once, but it's important.

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It's important to treat people with respect.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_06]: You should treat women with respect.

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying right now.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Jet Jackson colon the movie.

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_03]: The movie that followed television program, the famous Jet Jackson.

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It originally came out on June 8th, 2001.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Directed by one Sean Levy.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_06]: Who's done nothing since.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing since then.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely not the director of the biggest movie of the year this year.

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Written by.

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_06]: Adam Project?

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Written by Bruce Kalish.

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It's got to be Kalish, right?

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Could be.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Bruce Kalish who enjoyed the Delish segment.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Starring Lee Thompson.

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Were you guys big fans of the television program?

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Did really like it.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Got to say Lindy Booth, Nigel, Sean Williams, and many more.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course, Michael Ironside.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_06]: Are we ready?

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's do this.

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Dive in.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_06]: I've never been more ready in my life for an episode.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_03]: The movie kicks off with the filming of an episode of Jet Jackson's famous TV show,

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstone.

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_03]: He is Silverstone.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_03]: The lead.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's awesome.

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_03]: He's running away from explosions.

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's pretty cool.

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_03]: But Jet Jackson, he's just a normal kid.

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just a normal high school kid that wants to go to prom with his best friend, Kayla.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Is that too much to ask?

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_06]: I would love someday to walk away from an explosion.

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It would be awesome.

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It would be awesome.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_01]: When our lease is up here.

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't say what.

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I would stop whatever you're saying right now.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_01]: This is on tape.

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_06]: We can pretend.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_06]: This is on tape.

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Pretend.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_01]: We could do a thing where we get a.

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_06]: If anything happens to this office.

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_01]: No, we get a model of a building.

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_01]: We film it being like blown up and then we green screen it and we walk away.

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_06]: We have a green screen somewhere?

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Go ahead and take that stuff back, guys.

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_06]: It was a joke.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_06]: It was a joke.

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a joke.

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: There are people to blow up this building.

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Even though our lease isn't up.

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_02]: To bring in the gear slowly over time so they won't become suspicious.

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know if we can.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Like there are other people in this building.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_02]: We would do it after hours.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_06]: We would do it after hours.

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_01]: We would do it after hours.

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know if I want to work in a space that has unattended explosives for a year.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't believe you.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't believe you.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't believe you.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe you.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe you.

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe you.

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_01]: You put a blanket over top of them.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You've been working next to them for months and you haven't said a thing.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even notice.

[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Now, Brand, I know we have discussed naming the studio the Brandon Gray Memorial Podcast

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Studio.

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_06]: But if you blow up the building, it does not become the Brandon Gray Memorial.

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Like if you had a hand.

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_01]: You do become a felon, but it does not become that.

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_06]: And then we distance ourselves from you.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't actually bring any other stuff in.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to be clear.

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a bit.

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's a bit.

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a bit.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Jet.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Brand just coming and making it seem not like a bit.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Jet's getting antsy.

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Much like my friends over here.

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's almost like he doesn't want to be Silverstorm.

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstone?

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstone anymore.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Silverstorm is a different.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Silverstone.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_01]: That's one of the X-Men.

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's one of the X-Men.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't want to be Silverstone anymore.

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_03]: But the studio really wants to go big.

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_06]: Silver Surfer and then there's just Storm.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstorm is one of the lesser known.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And then there's Jet Jackson, Silverstone.

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_03]: So Stone.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: The studio, though, wants to go all in on Silverstone.

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_03]: They want to go big.

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_03]: They want to do multiple seasons.

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_03]: This feels kind of meta.

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Like Disney's up against it.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Should we extend the Jet Jackson franchise?

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It feels very meta.

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_01]: As someone who didn't watch the show, I need to say at the outset, this felt like this lead

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: character working through whether or not he wanted to continue acting on screen in the

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_01]: weirdest way possible.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know anything else about it.

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_01]: We read some.

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_01]: He's from my hometown.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Shout out Columbia, South Carolina.

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_01]: But it does feel like this is a weird thing where it's like, should they keep moving forward

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_01]: with the show?

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, the thing, though, is they were at their 65 episode limit.

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing we can do.

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So this is hands were tied.

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing they can do.

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_06]: So they gave him a nice little movie.

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_06]: Nice little movie.

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it's the first, you know, decom based on a series.

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And they made the movie and spoiler alert at the end.

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: They make you think there might be more famous Jet Jackson.

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And there wasn't.

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_03]: There's not.

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks, Disney.

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_03]: So he has a big decision to make and things go real, real quick because while shooting,

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: it forces him to miss the prom with best friend Kayla.

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Which they weren't going together.

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Let's be clear.

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_06]: They were going separately.

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, okay.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_06]: But they were going to, while they're alone, they were going to dance.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a classic thing that they were like, let's go as friends.

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Like that happened all the time in high school.

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_01]: It was, it's a weird bit.

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_03]: But when you, if you're 30 and I'm 30 and we know when we're not, do you want to get

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: married?

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_06]: If that's the case, the kid I took to prom, I had to deal like that with him.

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_03]: For 30?

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_06]: He got married.

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_06]: We're still friends though.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_06]: We just talked the other day.

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_03]: How about that?

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Shout out Casey.

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_06]: Shout out Casey.

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Has he left a review?

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think he listens.

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_03]: That gummit Casey.

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Damn it.

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Casey.

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_03]: You were going to marry her.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: No kidding.

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the next day.

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's real sad about this.

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously he runs into prom.

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_06]: He married his high school sweetheart.

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_06]: What are you going to do?

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's great.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_06]: She's the best.

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, it's so she didn't bring Oreos that are recording.

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And so how cool can she be?

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Um, Jackie's pretty cool.

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Stop.

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to make him listen to this.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Jackie.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Shout out.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Jackie.

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess you're cool.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, so he's sad.

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_03]: He's kind of bummed about the whole prom situation.

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, and he's just kind of like completely over this whole acting, uh, deal.

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_03]: So the next day he goes to work and he's doing his stuff and a soda that's on top of some console with knobs.

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_06]: It's like if I were to put a soda on top of it.

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_01]: But the consequences far more dire.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Brand's already broken one of those.

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_01]: We know.

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_06]: We didn't spill anything on it.

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_06]: That's true.

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_06]: That's true.

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_06]: He just unplugged it forever.

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_06]: All right guys, bring it up.

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Bring it up.

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_01]: It could open up a podcast portal.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_01]: We're on the other side of that.

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_01]: We're really podcasters.

[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, on the other side, our mics are actually plugged in.

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_06]: That's right.

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_01]: People like us.

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Well, they like us.

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: That's fair.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I think the reviews are in.

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_01]: So Aaron and me.

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So, um.

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Carrying this whole thing.

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's right.

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_03]: The drink spills, which causes, you know, a, you know, a big, which goes down wires, obviously.

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody knows how sparks work.

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_03]: The sparks go to down to the wire and to this, uh, portal.

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That was created for the show.

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_03]: This, this is a set piece.

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, and when Jet Jackson, who is acting at the moment, falls through this portal, he,

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_03]: he does fall through.

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It's becomes a portal and he falls.

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: We've said portal way too many times.

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_06]: So Jet Jackson doesn't sound like a real word anymore.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_06]: Portal.

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Portal.

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Portal.

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Portal.

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Portal.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Portal.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going through the portal.

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a turtle.

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_06]: Portal.

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_06]: Portal.

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, hello.

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Where is turtle?

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_06]: Not here.

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_06]: There's no water.

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_06]: There's no water.

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: We kind of changed sets.

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I just, this is still here though, right?

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_01]: What's underneath there?

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_01]: What's the happy birthday thing?

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_01]: We're getting there.

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're getting there.

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Happy birthday.

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so the, the, the, so it was two days ago, but thanks for finally acknowledging

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: it.

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_01]: So, Jet Jackson.

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Can you believe he boycotted your birthday lunch two days ago?

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_01]: That's unbelievable.

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_06]: It was rough.

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_01]: He wouldn't show up.

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_06]: He did show up to the restaurant, but he sat at a completely different birth.

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_01]: He did.

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_01]: And I sang while waiting for the food.

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't stop me.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: The whole time I was trying to order it.

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Boo.

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Boom.

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Boom.

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_03]: So, uh, Jet Jackson wakes up and all of the actors are suddenly like acting like they're

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_03]: real characters, not breaking character at all.

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And that is because they are real.

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_03]: They are who we thought they were.

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstone then wakes up and he is confused by who the heck all these people are.

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_03]: What a cast, what a crew is.

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't know what's going on.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_03]: What is his camera?

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_03]: He's confused by the, why his headquarters is a, is a TV set.

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't understand.

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_03]: So we have a switcheroo.

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_03]: A brutal switcheroo.

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a freaky Friday.

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_03]: But both are the same person.

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Both are the same person.

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_03]: One, one that we thought wasn't real.

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan figure out they're not who they thought they were in minutes.

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_01]: These two Jet Jackson Silverstone creatures.

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_01]: It takes them.

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Too long.

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Very long time.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_01]: To figure out what's going on.

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_06]: And I will say eventually Silverstone gets it and it takes our boy Jet.

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Jet buddy.

[00:16:26] Buddy.

[00:16:26] Buddy.

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Like an hour?

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_01]: We love you.

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_01]: An hour into the movie.

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_01]: But you are, you, the run time's almost done and you have not cracked the case over there.

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_06]: And he is still just like, I don't know what's happening here.

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_06]: Tough.

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_06]: It's tough.

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It's tough.

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It's tough out there.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It was like Brandon Oppenheimer.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It's been a while to.

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, tell me about this bomb.

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a real bomb?

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a bomb?

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Not here.

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, no.

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I sent him out.

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_01]: No, not that bomb.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_01]: The historical.

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Get rid of it.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So Silverstone walks out of the set and is ambushed by TV crew.

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_03]: The reason why he's ambushed by the TV crew is because they were doing a live press conference

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_03]: where he was going to announce, Jet Jackson was, what he was going to do, whether or not

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_03]: he was going to continue to be Silverstone or not.

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You know how you make high school actors make that announcement in front of a live camera

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_03]: crew.

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_06]: No chance to take off, you know, change back into your clothes or makeup, take your makeup

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_06]: off.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Just done with shooting?

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Great.

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_06]: There is a crew outside.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_06]: If you could just go stand in the parking lot and make a big announcement.

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Forget the high school part of it, which is bad in and of itself.

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine any TV show doing this.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine like all the guys from Lost, like walking on season three.

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's bring the cast of Friends out, see if they came to an agreement.

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Schwimmer and everybody comes out and they're like, look, we're going to do one more season.

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what are you doing?

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, that's crazy.

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_06]: And then throw on top of it, he is a minor who just suffered what everyone believes

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_06]: is a head injury.

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_06]: And they're like, you know what's good for that?

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Put him in front of the camera.

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_01]: We've not even gotten to that, which is this all could be a dream.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, this whole thing could just be a dream.

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_06]: And I will say it has been a while since I've seen this movie because it is not on Disney

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Plus.

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_06]: I believe that Disney does not own these rights.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_06]: It's the IMDB description does say it's a dream.

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Whoa.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_03]: That's weird.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_06]: He saw on his last day of filming, he suffers a head injury and wakes up in a dream where

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_06]: he is the real Silverstone.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_06]: So going into this this morning, that is what I thought happened.

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_06]: And so when Silverstone came through the portal, I was like, now I'm out.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I like that movie so much more.

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So hold on.

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's find a wait and see what happens.

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's wait and see what happens for the people at home.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_03]: He could change it.

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Spoiler alert.

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I've seen it, Brian.

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_03]: But just wait.

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_01]: You think talking it through is going to change my mind?

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Cool.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how I process things.

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I always hold judgment.

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I process by talking out.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_03]: By talking out things.

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I process by talking out.

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly right.

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Of turns.

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_03]: About bombs.

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_03]: So he.

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_06]: If you're still listening, thank you so much.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Unless you work in this building.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Unless you work in this building and then I'm sorry.

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_03]: For making you scared.

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing's going to happen.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a bitch.

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I'm saying.

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a bitch.

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a bitch.

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_01]: We're in the algorithms now.

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Aaron doesn't believe in pronouns.

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I can learn.

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So can I.

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And I did.

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I sent him packing.

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Dang it's so far down.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_01]: He can't see the surface.

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like.

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Aaron, come on.

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Come on down here.

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get you by the end of it, Dano.

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It's me trying to help Brad out of the hole.

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_06]: But he's just pulling me back in.

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_03]: So.

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Judge.

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry.

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstorm.

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Storm.

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Stone.

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Daggummit.

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstone is.

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_03]: R2-D2?

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Is surrounded by these cameras.

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And he just.

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He just yells the word no.

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And runs off.

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_03]: What does that mean?

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Who can say really?

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_06]: And everyone assumes the no means.

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to do this anymore.

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_03]: So back to Jet Jackson.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_06]: They understood that no meant no.

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_06]: That's right.

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Back to Jet Jackson in TV land.

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_03]: He's freaking out.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Where are all the cameras?

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Where's the crew?

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Why are these people so in character?

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_03]: This is crazy.

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_06]: I was knocked out for a few minutes.

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_06]: And the set got so much cooler.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_01]: That being a dream is way cooler.

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Can we talk it out for the love, Dan?

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's talk it out.

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_01]: This is podcasting.

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_01]: It's about saying what's on your mind.

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_01]: It's about talking it out.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Should we also talk about how you feel about smoothies on Monday?

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Should we?

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I like them overall.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I just have to get there.

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I just have to work there.

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Just don't ask me anymore.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just my job to help there.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Just don't ask anymore.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: You were trying to be a good friend.

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_01]: That's exactly what I was trying to do.

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_01]: An accountability buddy.

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_03]: We're just not going to talk about it anymore.

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: We're just going to do it.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Because if I have a second to think about it.

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I know this.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Tomorrow we're doing birthday lunch.

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Thursday we're having smoothie.

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_01]: The week's done.

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: It's great.

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Today was the only day in question.

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Back to...

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So Jet Jackson is then attacked by some people.

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And they inject him with some blue juice.

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_03]: It's going to make him fall asleep.

[00:21:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's totally fine.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully, after a good night's sleep, he will wake up and he'll feel like himself again.

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure it's going to work.

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_03]: No problem.

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstone is picked up by Jet Jackson's mom.

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Really good job.

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And she's not concerned about how weird he's acting.

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just kind of like, eh, there he is again.

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Being weird.

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_03]: She drops him off at his dad's house and he walks into his room and sees, you know, headshot for Jet Jackson.

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously.

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously.

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Poster of the TV show and he's like, whoa, this is crazy.

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_06]: That's him and that's me.

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_06]: That's him.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_01]: That's you and that's me and I'm there and I'm here.

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_01]: And to be fair, it should have taken Silverstone longer to figure it out in Jet Jackson's world.

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_01]: But no.

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no.

[00:21:48] [SPEAKER_01]: He cracks the case as soon as he gets home.

[00:21:50] Yeah.

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Jet?

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_06]: But he still thinks he's in a TV show.

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_03]: To the whole city.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Elaborated.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_03]: The whole crew has gone method here.

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a method crew.

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_06]: The crews disappear.

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_06]: You can't even see a crew.

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_06]: That's how good they are.

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how good they are.

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not even a good crew.

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_03]: No cameras to be seen.

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So his best buddy, Jet's best buddy, JB, shows up.

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I gotta have my JB.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And tells Silverstone that Kayla's pretty mad about the whole prom thing.

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstone then sees a picture of Kayla and he's like, yeah, I might like living here.

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, guy.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Relax a little bit.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Jet continues to not realize that he's living in a TV show.

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So the only thing they can think to do is to fly him to Chicago to see the Chicago's been completely wiped away from the planet.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's part of the mission.

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_06]: And they're like, are you okay to take this mission?

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_06]: And I think he says, like, he's not sure.

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_06]: But he's like, let's go get on the copter.

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_06]: And they're like, yeah, we are going to.

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's exactly what we're going to do.

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_01]: And he does it.

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And then after they land, then he's like, oh, wow.

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know you guys really had a copter.

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_06]: And he is still confused about the show.

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Jet, buddy.

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_06]: They're staring at a wasteland that used to be Chicago.

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_06]: And he is just like, wow, special effects.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_03]: There's one deep dish.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Nice.

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_03]: That's good.

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_03]: That's good.

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_03]: We then meet the bad guy.

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_03]: It's evil Dr. Craig.

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_03]: His plan is to destroy big cities.

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, played by an underutilized but spectacularly villainous Michael Ironsides as well.

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So up next is New York City.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Now Chicago's out of the way.

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So Jet now has to act like Silverstone.

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got to be the hero.

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got to save the day.

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they get to New York.

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_03]: They realize that stuff is going on.

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Dr. Craig basically says, it's happening at noon.

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_03]: The whole city is going to go away.

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And so Jet Jackson saves the day by running.

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Getting out of the city.

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And jumping into the Hudson.

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he tells everyone he comes across to get out of New York.

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_01]: He's got to get out.

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_01]: He saves the day.

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, he doesn't do anything.

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_06]: He saves himself.

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_06]: By jumping into the Hudson.

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_06]: And who knew that that was a cure for violations?

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Whatever happened.

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Hudson.

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can't be Hudson.

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_06]: So they get back.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_06]: This podcast does not recommend jumping into the Hudson.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_06]: No.

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Just want to be clear.

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_03]: We should have the triathlon in there.

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So Jet then sees Dr. Craig cut through and create a portal.

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it portal?

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Can I say portal?

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So Jet jumps through it after him and lands in this black and white world with no sound.

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he's freaking out.

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a full independent film at this point.

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_03]: He ends up getting into a fight with some baddies and he's actually pretty good at the fighting.

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_03]: All that training has paid off.

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_03]: He's doing a good job, which is wonderful.

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Back in Jet's world, Silverstone is absolutely loving being a normal kid.

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: He's hanging out with friends.

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: He's riding a bike, which is something he knew how to do, which is actually pretty cool.

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, talking baddies, like, hey, get out of here.

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I got shockwaves.

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Pause.

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_03]: They don't work, but it's fine.

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_03]: But he's loving the world and he's really loving Kayla.

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_03]: He's really loving getting to hanging out with Kayla.

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And he feels bad, even though he wasn't at the prom.

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Either was Jet Jackson.

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And he realizes that Jet done goofed and so he's going to make it right.

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_03]: He sets up a whole thing so that they can slow dance together.

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_06]: He tells Kayla he likes her.

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is not really his place to do that.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not him.

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_06]: But I think he was speaking from like, yeah, I do like this girl.

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Eli, listen, quick.

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Not enough to stay in that universe.

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_06]: Well, he realizes it's not his place.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_01]: But also Nana has some big speeches coming up.

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_06]: But it's a great romantic gesture.

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Has his friend play the song over the loudspeaker so they can slow dance.

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_01]: As a cop creepily watches.

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's fine.

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Just stares down the whole thing.

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_03]: They're buddies.

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_01]: We're having fun here.

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So he shows up to work the next day and he opens up his trailer door.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And the whole cast and crew are there.

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: They're cheering him on.

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_03]: In the town.

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_03]: The bullies are there.

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_06]: They've come around.

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he says that the show's coming to an end.

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_03]: He said no and he ran away.

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So we got to thank him.

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Even though people are losing their jobs, they're like, we got to be.

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We got to encourage him.

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_03]: It was awesome while it lasted.

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_06]: They're like, it was fun.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_06]: And you know.

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't cry because it's over.

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Be happy because it happened.

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_06]: And it's like, hey, we had jobs in this town before the show came.

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_06]: You know, we'll be okay.

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So all that's happening.

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He's loving life.

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He's even loving Nana.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you want to talk about speeches with Nana?

[00:26:56] I don't.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Dan, do you want to talk about speeches with Nana?

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_01]: The thing about the grandmother in this movie is she's the only person that believes him when he says he actually is Silverstone and has switched.

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_01]: She does give a great speech.

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_01]: She gives two or three pieces of advice, all of which are really important for him figuring out who he is.

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's wild that no one else believes him.

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_01]: And just one person does the whole movie.

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_06]: The one that I really loved was when she, you know, he says something about not being Jet.

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_06]: And she's like, oh, I know.

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_06]: So she's like, when he was born, he looked into my eyes and I looked into his eyes and I will never not know those eyes.

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_06]: That's crazy.

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_06]: And I was like, okay.

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_06]: And so she was like, I know my Jet.

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Behind these hazel eyes.

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_06]: But you're here for a reason.

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_06]: And I was like, okay.

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Amen.

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Amen.

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_06]: And so I just really liked that.

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_06]: There is one person in this world who truly sees you and truly loves you.

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_06]: And of course, I mean, I would say Nana, but he says Nana.

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_06]: That was weird.

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Nana.

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Nana.

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Nana.

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_06]: I really.

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Nana was my favorite character.

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she's great.

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Nana was great.

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_03]: So Silverstone walks into work.

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_06]: She also strikes me as a kind of lady where if you tried to like mess with her, she'd be like.

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_06]: She would.

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_01]: No, absolutely.

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Like she's here for a sweet hug and probably will make you cookies.

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_06]: And then we'll also like be you up if need be.

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_01]: If need be.

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_06]: If need be.

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_06]: If you try to steal her purse, forget about it.

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_06]: No.

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_06]: I wouldn't dare.

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_06]: I wouldn't dare.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So Silverstone walks into work and he reads the script.

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And he figures out what happened.

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically, he's like, oh, this is this is pretty clear.

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And now he has the information about what's going on in his universe.

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes through the portal.

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He goes to the portal.

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_06]: He realizes that Silverstone is being set up for a trap.

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Right.

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_06]: And he's like, I would never take this.

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_06]: He goes, but Jet would.

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_06]: I have to go help Jet.

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So he goes through the portal prop.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And once again, it's incredibly easy.

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Which nobody on set has thought to walk through or even.

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Nah.

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just it's fine.

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And Silverstone tells Jet, hey, I read the script.

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I got this.

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_03]: You go back.

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Which now is a weird thing because now that means that what's going on in Jet's world is affecting what's going on in Silverstone's world.

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: In a sense.

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_01]: They're writing the script.

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Boy.

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Boy howdy.

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything that they are writing happens.

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Seems like a dream.

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all I'm saying.

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Or are things on or playing out in Silverstone's world and someone else on the set is like having that dream.

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_06]: They're like, oh, that's how it's playing out.

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_06]: It reminded me of it.

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_06]: It reminded me of a there's a plot line in Supernatural where that happens.

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_06]: A guy has a dream and he writes.

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_06]: But he writes the stories down, but they're like actually happening to the brothers.

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Like stranger than fiction.

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_06]: So.

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_01]: There you have it.

[00:29:43] [SPEAKER_01]: So Jet goes back.

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not what happened.

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: So Jet does.

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Jet is like, okay.

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't wait to make things right with Kayla and have finally have like a slow dance with her.

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wait.

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Now that's already happened with Silverstone.

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_06]: We're not going to get another chance to slow dance.

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It's totally cool.

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Kayla's like, do we get one slow dance in our lives and you used yours?

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_03]: So Jet does.

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_03]: He heads back and he goes to destroy the portal.

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_03]: But the prop guy is like, whoa, man, we need that for the show.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Look, it's all here in the script.

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And so Jet then reads the script and he realizes that Silverstone is going to die.

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_06]: They're killing Silverstone off in the script.

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_06]: And so.

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_03]: So.

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_03]: He goes back.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_03]: He goes back.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_03]: He decides to go back.

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_03]: He swings in.

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_03]: He saves Silverstone just as he's about to buy.

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_06]: And everyone's like, oh my God, there's two of them?

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_03]: They're working together.

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Lindy Booth is there.

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Lindy Booth is there hanging out.

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_03]: It's important.

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_03]: They begin to fight off the baddies.

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Krag is disguised himself to look like Jet slash Silverstone.

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Now there's three of them.

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Now there's three of them.

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's no match for them.

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_03]: They can tell.

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_03]: They figure it out immediately.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not even.

[00:30:48] [SPEAKER_06]: They're like, it's the less attractive Jet.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_06]: That's right.

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And they celebrate, which is wonderful.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_03]: He goes back.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Jet goes back into his world.

[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_03]: He celebrates with the cast and crew.

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_03]: They cheer for him again.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, hey, great.

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And he holds hands with Kayla.

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Jet stands up on the back of a pickup truck to make an announcement.

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Silverstone is going to continue.

[00:31:16] [SPEAKER_03]: As long as they'll have me.

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And everyone cheers.

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And that was Jet Jackson, the movie.

[00:31:24] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to talk about it more after this break here on Decondescending.

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome back, everybody.

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_01]: We're talking Jet Jackson, colon, the movie.

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Before we do over time, I do have a question.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_01]: If he had quit the show, if Jet had quit the show and they had canceled it, would that other

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_01]: universe cease to exist?

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_06]: No.

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_01]: It would have kept going?

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Even though they know the script, the script is how the thing.

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Well, I think the other world is happening.

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Look out.

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_06]: The listener.

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_06]: Is happening.

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's based upon a script they're writing in.

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_06]: No, I think the script is based on.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_06]: I think someone is getting, like, basically having a dream or a vision.

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Of what's playing out in the other world and writing the script.

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_03]: We can go to overtime now.

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_03]: So, for overtime is where we're talking about how this movie aged over time.

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically, what are our thoughts on it?

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I do have some letterbox reviews if you would like it.

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I would love it.

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Sarah says, Jet Jackson.

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy birthday, Dan.

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a weird review.

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy birthday, Dan.

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what somebody said.

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Sarah.

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Sarah, your wife left her letterbox review for the Jet Jackson movie to wish you a happy

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_03]: She loves a letterbox review.

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Dan Jet Jackson.

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Very layered.

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Sarah, another Sarah, says, Jet Jackson walks so Hannah Montana could run.

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess so.

[00:32:46] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the best of both worlds.

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You got two people.

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It's something.

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, nobody ever knows that he's Jet Jackson.

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_06]: It also reminded me a lot of Casey Undercover, which is in Maya's movie.

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Are we watching any Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana stuff?

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Hannah Montana movie was theatrical.

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:33:02] Yeah.

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_06]: But there's a movie, there's a TV show with Zendaya where she is an undercover agent.

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_06]: As a child.

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_06]: But so they remind me of that a lot.

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_06]: No one knows that she's.

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Fair.

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_03]: JF the lolzer said, you ever think about how this came from the same director of Deadpool

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and Wolverine?

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did think about it.

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought about it a lot.

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a new review.

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought about it this week, actually.

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Big Beak says, Sean Levy made a John Woo movie with the budget of Neil Breen movie.

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Dan, does that mean anything to you?

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I know who John Woo is.

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_01]: John Woo has a lot of slow motion.

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess Neil Breen might be an independent director that makes like low budget movies.

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_01]: But John Woo did Face Off.

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_01]: When I said you should watch Face Off, I referenced it while even watching the movie.

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Neil Breen I've never heard of though.

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Neil Breen.

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Theo Payne says, they seem like they like each other's realities a lot more than their own

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: realities.

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fair.

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Frankie Cheese says, the torrent of this movie took three days to finish downloading.

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Worth it.

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And Hunter C says, this is a premise that you come up with as a 17 year old and think

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_03]: it's great until you master screenwriting and you realize it doesn't quite work.

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Do we agree with any of that?

[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's find out.

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Erin, thoughts on this movie?

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_03]: How did it age over time?

[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And what are your thoughts on it?

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_06]: I really liked this movie.

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_06]: It was a little tough because I haven't seen the movie in a while or the show.

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_06]: I think it would be really tough to enjoy this movie if you have not seen the show because

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_06]: it does build on a lot of events that happen over those three years.

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_06]: But I had a good time.

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_06]: It was nice to be back in the Silverstone world.

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_06]: It was good to see Lee Thompson Young back on the screen.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Just got a lot of charisma.

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_06]: This movie aged really well for me.

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_06]: I was a big fan and now I need to go find where I can watch this show because I want

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_06]: to relive all that again.

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't really.

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I've seen the show.

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It's been a very long time and I couldn't really tell you much of the plot points of

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_03]: any particular episode other than the general idea of the show.

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And so I was concerned going into this.

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, would I be able to keep up because I just don't remember so much of it.

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And I felt fine.

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_03]: In fact, I loved this movie.

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was an absolute blast.

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy.

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It's nuts.

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it the best way that they could have told this story?

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_03]: No, probably not.

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Probably not.

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_03]: It's probably a little bit.

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Probably not.

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_03]: It's probably a little bit too messy for its own good.

[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_03]: But I kind of like that.

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I like that there are things that they could have done that maybe would have made more sense

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_03]: and they just chose not to do it and just go either roll with us or don't roll with us.

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_03]: We don't really care.

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just a lot of fun.

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And Jet Jackson as a character, we get to see some of it.

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_03]: But I really liked the stuff of Silverstone in Jet Jackson's universe.

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought that that was really fun and made for some funny moments.

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And Lee Thompson Young is amazing.

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And we talked about him a little bit in Johnny Thunami and just how like I remember him being

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_03]: so much of a bigger part of that movie.

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because when he's on screen, he just like...

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_03]: He's so electric.

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the best performance that we've seen so far in any of these DCOMs.

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just on another level than any of these other child actors that we've seen.

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_06]: And based on how he's acting, it was pretty easy for me to keep track of, oh, we're with

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Silverstone right now.

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he does a great job in this movie.

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_06]: He does a really great job there.

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_00]: He does a great job in this movie.

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_00]: No doubt about it.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Playing both those people.

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, yeah, it was fun to see Silverstone in Jet's world.

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_06]: I think a better movie is maybe what the original plot was.

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Wherever the dream part came out of him to be.

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Fair.

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_06]: Is if Jet wakes up in a dream after hitting his head.

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_03]: So now we can talk about that.

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to talk about that.

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you want to talk about that?

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I just want...

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_03]: At the end of the day, his performances in this movie is what makes this movie so good.

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_06]: And just according to Wikipedia, he was in a play in Greenville, South Carolina and decided

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_06]: that he wanted to be an actor.

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_06]: You're welcome, everybody.

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_06]: So Greenville, South Carolina.

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's right.

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Back Greenville.

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Dan, your thoughts on Jet Jackson.

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I think Lee Thompson Young is super dynamic and it's fun to watch him do his thing.

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And that was the best part of this.

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_01]: This movie did not work for me overall.

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And I think it's because it's well shot and you can tell that it wants to be entertaining.

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_01]: It just isn't.

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a much cleaner, better version of this movie.

[00:37:47] [SPEAKER_01]: It did not need to be 90 minutes.

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_01]: It wasted that time.

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It takes a long time for us to establish the plot and even longer time for these two characters

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_01]: to figure out their world.

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And by that point, they just switch back.

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I think the fun is if you watch the TV show.

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's who this movie's for.

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a love letter to those folks.

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it is very meta.

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Didn't work for me.

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_01]: His performance is great.

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Cool to see Lindy Booth.

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_01]: This movie didn't work for me.

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I was bored.

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I spent a lot of time looking at my watch.

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I was not thrilled with this movie.

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Not great for me.

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_01]: But I get it.

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I understand.

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_01]: That's wrong.

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I get it.

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't even look at me.

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I am so mad.

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, let's just end the show right now.

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_06]: I think that's fair.

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, while watching it, it was like if I hadn't seen this show and known these characters,

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_06]: you are coming in at the end of basically a TV show.

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_06]: It's like watching the finale of How I Met Your Mother and being like, how did I get here?

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Not even a finale.

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but it's even more like a love letter to the fans.

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_01]: It's even more of like, hey, this is for you guys that stuck with us.

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like the psych movies.

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_01]: If you've not seen the television show Psych, why would you go watch those movies that they

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_01]: made for USA or whatever?

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Like communities are going to make a movie.

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Like why would you go and do that?

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Monk just had a movie.

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I just, yeah.

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't, it wasn't, but I thought it was really convoluted.

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I understood the characters.

[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I just thought there's got to be a better way to do this world switch than they're doing

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_01]: it.

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I think a dream is the way to go.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Or if he, yeah, he wakes up.

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Dream's an easy way out.

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's an easy way out.

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I liked it.

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_06]: But in the game where he wakes up, he's, you know, almost like a Wizard of Oz where he has

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_06]: to go through, oh, I've been struggling with these things.

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_06]: He learns all those same lessons, but then once he goes through the portal, he wakes

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_06]: up on set and he's just like, you know what?

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_06]: Let's do three more.

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_01]: We also have a head injury that starts this, that's just never addressed.

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Never.

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Which is wild.

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_06]: Never addressed.

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_06]: And nobody else.

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_06]: We talked about it, but the fact that nobody but Nana thinks that anything is going on

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_06]: here.

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Like.

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Wild.

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Wild.

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_06]: He's just walking around town with his best friend.

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Like, do we know him?

[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_06]: And his friend's like, yeah, bud.

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Crazy, silly boy.

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You're a crazy, silly boy.

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_06]: At what point is someone going to be like, are you okay?

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Not going to happen.

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_03]: The only thing I would have really.

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Kayla might have asked, but she spent most of the movie mad at him.

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_03]: The only thing I would have appreciated is if in the.

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_03]: When he goes back into his world and he's like, I got it from here, Jet.

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But also, hey, I kissed Kayla or I danced with Kayla or whatever.

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And he gets mad and they get a fight.

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_03]: That would have been funny to me.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_01]: That would have been a fun time.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Would have been funny.

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Having them have some sort of like friction there because he convinced Jet really easily.

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, hey, you should scram out of here because Jet's like, hey, I can do help.

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, no, no, no, no.

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I got it.

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_06]: I got to go back to the people who love you.

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_06]: All right.

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Great.

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_06]: By the way, you're dating Kayla now.

[00:40:36] Yeah.

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_03]: FYI.

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_06]: But imagine seeing two.

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_06]: When Kayla kisses you when you get back, don't worry about it.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Imagine seeing two major cities just leveled and being like, so you got it?

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm good.

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_04]: You're good?

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_04]: You're good.

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Great.

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy.

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It is time to make our lists.

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Check them twice and let everybody know where Jet Jackson's landing.

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And if there's been any shake-em-ups, Aaron?

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_06]: No shake-em-ups.

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_01]: No shake-em-ups.

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Jet Jackson is going to premiere on my list at 12.

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh.

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_06]: So.

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Between what two movies?

[00:41:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Phantom of the Megaplex and Color of Friendship.

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my God.

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_01]: You have.

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_01]: You are so.

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't even look at you.

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Where is that on here?

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to look this way.

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_01]: What's on here?

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it is?

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_01]: The idea that those two movies are in the same breath.

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_01]: How.

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, how dare you?

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even.

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_01]: What's ahead of it?

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Which one's ahead?

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Phantom of the Megaplex.

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Phantom of the Megaplex is not top 10.

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It's 11.

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And Color of Friendship is 13?

[00:41:41] Yeah.

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even.

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_01]: That's ridiculous.

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_01]: What is Rip Girls 14?

[00:41:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Like.

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_06]: 17.

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Lost your mind.

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Lost your mind.

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_01]: You're not eight anymore.

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_01]: What's your top 10?

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_06]: Number one, Jack Jackson.

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Number 10, Brink.

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Nine, The Other Me.

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Eight, Quince.

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_06]: Seven, Xenon.

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Ten, Brink also got Brink.

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Six, Hell Weedown.

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Five, Luck of the Irish.

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Four, Smart House.

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Three, Miracle of the Irish.

[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_06]: Two, Johnny Tsunami.

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Starring Jack Jackson.

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_06]: And one, Motocross.

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Starring Jack Jackson.

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_01]: The idea that Color of Friendship and Phantom of the Megaplex were next to each other before this movie

[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_01]: is insanity.

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Put it away.

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_01]: It's done.

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_01]: That movie's bad.

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_01]: You're bad.

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Got him.

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Jet Jackson is premiering in my top 10.

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh.

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Which means we can say.

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_03]: You've lost your mind.

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_03]: We can say goodbye to the movie Quince.

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Quince is falling down.

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Ten.

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Kimberly J. Brown acts circles around everyone in the Jet Jackson movie.

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I said it.

[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she does.

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Her scene where she breaks down crying is unbelievable.

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_01]: She does.

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Acts circles around everybody in there.

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Can you imagine if we had been lucky enough to get a Lee Thompson Young, Kimberly J. Brown movie?

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Would have been amazing.

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead, Brian.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Back to 10.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Ten.

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Phantom.

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Nine.

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Halloween Town.

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Eight.

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Miracle on Lane 2.

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Seven.

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Jet Jackson.

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Six.

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire.

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why you're surprised by this.

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I was clearly significantly higher than this movie than all of you guys were.

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm still shocked at the movies that you named before you named Jet Jackson.

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_03]: That they're in my top ten?

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That Jet Jackson's ahead of it.

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was going to sneak in at ten or something.

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's seven.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Six.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Mom's Got a Date.

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Five.

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Luck of the Irish.

[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Four.

[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Smart House.

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Three.

[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Motocross.

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Two.

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Johnny Thunami.

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And number one of the greatest movie of all time, Brink.

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You've lost your mind, too.

[00:43:38] Okay, Dan.

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, here's the perfect list from Dan-O.

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_01]: My list, Jet Jackson, will not be making an appearance.

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_01]: It is 15 on my list, which I think is more than fair for a movie that is well-made and

[00:43:51] [SPEAKER_01]: has a good performance, but it is not good.

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not structured well and is kind of boring.

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_01]: So, it is ahead of Up, Up, and Away, and in front of it is Don't Look Under the Bed.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It's at 15.

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So, number 10 on my list, The Other Me.

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Nine, Smart House.

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Eight, Quince.

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Seven, Phantom of the Megaplex.

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Six, Brink.

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Five, Miracle in Lane.

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Two, four, Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire.

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Three, Halloween Town.

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Two, Johnny Tsunami.

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And number one, easily the best DCOM, Motocrossed.

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_03]: There you have it.

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_03]: There it is.

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_03]: There it is, everybody.

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_03]: We are back next week with The Jenny Project.

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_03]: The Jenny Project.

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry, Dan.

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_03]: We're almost a jumping ship.

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_03]: We're almost a jumping ship.

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It's been a little while since we've seen the Lawrence Brothers.

[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_04]: We're almost.

[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the horse and sequel.

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_04]: We're almost there.

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a horse and sequel?

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_04]: We're almost there.

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Lawrence Brothers are almost back.

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I quit.

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_01]: DCOM Descendants.

[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_01]: DCOM Descendants is a Bramble Jam podcast.

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_01]: It's produced by Brandon Gray.

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_01]: For more information on DCOM Descendants, you can go to DCOMPodcast.com.

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Follow us on the socials at DCOM Descendants.

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I quit.

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I quit.

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I quit.

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_03]: You're about to hear some ads that help keep the lights on here in the old studio.

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for listening or don't listen.

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_03]: It's really up to you at this point.

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's at the end of the show.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you're listening to me.

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi.

[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_03]: But here they come.

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I promise they're coming.

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Here they are.

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy day.