Ren, Louis, and the entire Stevens family battle ferocious squirrels, angry natives and one another on the dream vacation of a lifetime.
Leave us a rating and review! Help us get to 300!
Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
[00:00:03] This is a Bramble Jam Podcast
[00:00:18] Oh boy! DCOM Descendants!
[00:00:21] Yeah boy!
[00:00:22] Even Stevens Movie Day to everybody
[00:00:25] To all who celebrate
[00:00:26] Who celebrate, I know I do
[00:00:29] Watching you giggle like a schoolgirl and I mean that in all respect, watching this movie was a highlight of my day
[00:00:35] Well it was a highlight of my day as well, doing it, and so good for all of us, it was a good thing for all of us
[00:00:43] Welcome everybody, if this is your first time, hello, maybe some big Even Stevens fans found us
[00:00:49] Stevens Heads? I don't know, what are they called?
[00:00:51] Welcome, we are a show
[00:00:52] I feel like Even Stevens was before that, like fandom names
[00:00:57] Oh okay
[00:00:58] Steve Heads
[00:01:00] Steve Heads
[00:01:01] But if this is your first time, welcome, it's a very simple show
[00:01:05] Aaron, you and I, we grew up watching the DCOM, didn't we?
[00:01:07] You hadn't seen any of them until we started this show, now we're 40 something deep
[00:01:11] Yeah we are
[00:01:11] We have our favorites, we have our least favorites, and we've got everything in between
[00:01:16] You get to hear our top ten list at the end of every episode
[00:01:18] That's exactly
[00:01:19] As it's ever changing, and you watch these two wrench and like sweat
[00:01:22] And like try to figure out how to only put ten of these movies in their top ten
[00:01:25] Yeah, I just feel like I've betrayed my entire childhood
[00:01:27] That's right
[00:01:27] As I rank these movies
[00:01:28] Yeah, yeah, adult us is a lot lamer than child us
[00:01:33] It's pretty heavy stuff
[00:01:34] My inner child and I wrestle on a weekly basis
[00:01:36] Yeah, pretty heavy stuff
[00:01:37] And you have to realize at some point like rip girls bad movie
[00:01:41] I mean yeah, but Hawaiian Island
[00:01:45] Hey you should leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts
[00:01:48] Because it helps the pod and it makes us feel good
[00:01:50] And if we get to 300, Daniel will have to continue watching these movies
[00:01:54] After we reach the end of the DCOMs
[00:01:56] Those classic movies like My Date with the President's Daughter
[00:02:00] My date with the President's Daughter
[00:02:02] So maybe don't leave us with her
[00:02:04] And the brand new Christmas movie starring the Lawrence brothers
[00:02:08] Merry Christmas
[00:02:09] That counts? That was on Netflix
[00:02:11] That doesn't count?
[00:02:12] No, it's not gonna be on Netflix
[00:02:13] That doesn't count
[00:02:14] I thought it was on Netflix
[00:02:15] No
[00:02:15] It's on every platform but Netflix
[00:02:18] Okay, so it isn't Disney
[00:02:20] Great, that's all I needed
[00:02:20] As long as that's on Disney
[00:02:22] But if we hit 300 reviews, we'll watch it next Christmas
[00:02:24] And we have 143 and we're over a third of the way done with this adventure
[00:02:28] So I feel good about it, my chance is to not
[00:02:29] Are any of those new?
[00:02:31] Yeah, I got a new one here
[00:02:32] Alright, hit me
[00:02:33] This is from Laodj
[00:02:37] Laodj
[00:02:38] Laodj
[00:02:40] Laodj
[00:02:41] Or Laodj
[00:02:42] Maybe
[00:02:42] Hey Mr. DJ, why don't you turn the music up?
[00:02:45] I'll be up on the dance floor haunting some
[00:02:47] All time number one best Cotton Eye Joe podcast
[00:02:50] I can't disagree with that
[00:02:53] I mean there's a lot, many to choose from
[00:02:55] We're glad you choose us
[00:02:57] Could use more Disney Channel movies
[00:02:59] Doing my part to get us to 300
[00:03:01] I grew up watching and loving the DCOMs
[00:03:03] And since becoming a parent
[00:03:05] Have introduced many of my favorites to my kids
[00:03:07] It's an absolute blast to hear them broken down by this crew
[00:03:10] A big yes to motocross being amazing
[00:03:12] Although I also love double team
[00:03:14] So take my opinion with a grain of salt
[00:03:16] My only wish is that this pod be solidly PG so I can listen with my kids
[00:03:22] Tough break there
[00:03:24] Tough break, Laodj
[00:03:27] Shout out
[00:03:28] Q Dan
[00:03:29] Shout out
[00:03:29] To Channel 32 in Tulsa
[00:03:33] Disney Channel 32
[00:03:34] They must have watched the marathon when I say shout out a bunch
[00:03:37] Or this
[00:03:37] Either way we're doing shout outs
[00:03:40] Interestingly enough
[00:03:40] We shout out our brothers
[00:03:41] Oh
[00:03:42] That's true
[00:03:43] Shout out
[00:03:44] That's right
[00:03:44] Yeah
[00:03:44] So shout out JJ
[00:03:45] I know you're listening
[00:03:46] Shout out
[00:03:47] Shout out Pat
[00:03:49] Pat again
[00:03:50] Interestingly enough
[00:03:51] We got an email this week from Gina who says
[00:03:54] You all are the best
[00:03:55] The only thing worth listening to
[00:03:57] Post November 5th, 2024
[00:03:59] Makes sense
[00:04:00] The Cotton Eye Joe bit was the first time I laughed in a week
[00:04:04] Thank you for the uplift
[00:04:05] I love
[00:04:06] You're welcome
[00:04:07] That email came in today
[00:04:08] But also in my head the Cotton Eye Joe episode was like years ago
[00:04:13] Yeah
[00:04:14] Wasn't that pre-power outage?
[00:04:16] It was a long time ago, yeah
[00:04:18] So
[00:04:18] People still finding us
[00:04:20] No I know, I don't want to make anybody cry
[00:04:21] I'm just saying like I'm pretty sure our worlds were changed twice since then
[00:04:26] Well I think people either keep finding us
[00:04:28] I'm not getting a power for a week
[00:04:29] Boy do I
[00:04:30] People keep finding us or people keep going back to the bed
[00:04:33] That's right
[00:04:33] Yeah
[00:04:34] Because I think they're still as dumbfounded as we are about where
[00:04:40] Where did he come from?
[00:04:41] Where did he come from?
[00:04:42] And where he went after the fact
[00:04:43] Down at the beach
[00:04:43] When Colleen and I were at the Savannah Bananas game at Clemson
[00:04:47] They did play Cotton Eye Joe
[00:04:49] Yeah they did
[00:04:50] And she and I just couldn't keep it together
[00:04:52] Yeah, of course not
[00:04:53] We're like where did he come from?
[00:04:55] Yeah
[00:04:55] I mean I've been married a long time ago is all I'm saying
[00:04:58] Yeah
[00:04:58] I probably would have been married too
[00:05:00] He keeps marrying all these women
[00:05:02] He just keeps
[00:05:03] He shows up
[00:05:04] And he's a polygamist
[00:05:05] And he just keeps marrying all the women
[00:05:08] You know my
[00:05:08] Once you meet him though
[00:05:09] You think you're against something
[00:05:12] Right?
[00:05:13] Yeah
[00:05:13] And then you meet Cotton Eye Joe
[00:05:14] And you're like well
[00:05:15] I get it now
[00:05:16] Yeah
[00:05:17] I get the appeal
[00:05:18] It's time for Delish
[00:05:19] It's where we
[00:05:21] Cotton Eye Joe was at January 6th
[00:05:23] He was there
[00:05:23] Yeah he was
[00:05:24] Oh for sure
[00:05:25] Yes
[00:05:25] He was totally there right?
[00:05:27] Sorry go ahead Delish
[00:05:29] Who did he leave with?
[00:05:30] Um
[00:05:31] Not Pelosi
[00:05:33] So
[00:05:35] Actually
[00:05:36] What was it?
[00:05:38] She did leave with him
[00:05:40] Wow
[00:05:40] I know
[00:05:41] That's a weird Marjorie Taylor Greene Pelosi three way
[00:05:45] It's
[00:05:46] But it's Cotton
[00:05:48] Cotton Eye Joe's
[00:05:50] It's like we could have tried to make this a PG show episode
[00:05:54] For our latest reviewer
[00:05:56] And right off the bat
[00:05:57] No
[00:05:57] We can't
[00:05:58] It's too late
[00:05:59] Our beds are made
[00:06:00] We talk PG all day on every podcast
[00:06:02] Cotton Eye Joe's bed is never made
[00:06:04] No
[00:06:05] It is always a mess
[00:06:06] No and it's never PG either
[00:06:07] You know what I mean?
[00:06:08] No it is not
[00:06:10] Um
[00:06:12] Hey
[00:06:13] Oh
[00:06:13] We're watching even Steven's movie today
[00:06:15] You might be wondering yourself
[00:06:16] Self
[00:06:17] Is there something that I could consume?
[00:06:20] No
[00:06:20] While listening to the podcast
[00:06:22] Or if I go and watch the movie
[00:06:23] What's a tie in?
[00:06:25] There's only one person I know that can tie in food and or drink into a movie
[00:06:30] And it's Erin Shea
[00:06:31] Erin what do you got for us today?
[00:06:33] Yeah well there's a great scene in the movie where
[00:06:36] Lewis is trying to eat a slug
[00:06:37] He can't do it
[00:06:38] He goes to steal some snacks
[00:06:39] So I brought you some Oreos
[00:06:41] Just kidding
[00:06:42] I brought pancakes
[00:06:43] But there's a reason
[00:06:45] There's a reason
[00:06:46] The movie starts off
[00:06:47] It is summer vacation
[00:06:49] Ren is so excited
[00:06:51] To spend every day of the vacation with her boyfriend Gil
[00:06:54] They are kicking the summer off with pancakes
[00:06:57] At the diner where everybody in town goes
[00:07:00] Yeah
[00:07:00] Everybody loves this
[00:07:01] Coach Tugnut over here doing pancake bits on the movie
[00:07:03] Yeah
[00:07:04] Twitty loves pancakes
[00:07:05] Surprisingly Gil breaks up with her
[00:07:07] She tries to pour syrup on his head
[00:07:09] It's a fun bit
[00:07:10] Thank you for that reenactment
[00:07:12] If it wasn't for how slow the syrup was
[00:07:15] That one is not as thick as the syrup in the movie
[00:07:16] So please keep that lid shut
[00:07:18] And then we see scenes in the diner
[00:07:21] All movie long
[00:07:22] People are eating pancakes
[00:07:23] Tugnut is using them as napkins
[00:07:25] I mean
[00:07:26] And whatnot
[00:07:26] And then the movie ends
[00:07:27] We're back at the diner for more pancakes
[00:07:30] So
[00:07:31] I mean
[00:07:32] Loud DJ
[00:07:32] This movie has twitty beans in the Tugnut
[00:07:35] And a PG is not possible
[00:07:37] There's nothing we can do
[00:07:38] Yeah
[00:07:39] Our hands are tied
[00:07:40] Hands are tied there
[00:07:41] Thanks for making these bite sized
[00:07:43] Yeah bite sized pancakes
[00:07:44] You know
[00:07:45] We also have two types of maple syrup
[00:07:48] Depending on
[00:07:48] Real syrup and fake syrup
[00:07:50] Real syrup
[00:07:50] And then extra sugar syrup for Bran
[00:07:52] I like both of them
[00:07:53] I like both syrups
[00:07:54] I'm not a
[00:07:56] Not a
[00:07:58] But I've also learned this week
[00:08:00] About my good friend Bran here
[00:08:01] You don't have to
[00:08:02] But I know you're full
[00:08:04] You have big lunch
[00:08:04] Well you've also
[00:08:05] You've not learned yet
[00:08:06] About your big friend Dan
[00:08:07] That he doesn't like pancakes
[00:08:10] Well that's why they're
[00:08:11] They're small
[00:08:11] Yeah I'm gonna eat one
[00:08:12] Yeah
[00:08:13] I mean I don't dislike them
[00:08:14] I don't know what's not to like about them
[00:08:16] There's nothing wrong with them
[00:08:17] I just
[00:08:18] I like
[00:08:18] But one thing I did learn about my buddy Bran here
[00:08:20] Is he needs full control of his syrup
[00:08:23] You cannot take away his syrup
[00:08:25] You cannot police how much syrup he is putting on his pancakes
[00:08:27] No
[00:08:28] That's right
[00:08:28] And so that's why I thought it was safe to just get two
[00:08:30] Yeah
[00:08:31] So that everyone could just have as much syrup as their heart desires
[00:08:35] If we have one syrup bottle
[00:08:36] The odds of me dumping all of it on this plate
[00:08:38] So he doesn't get any
[00:08:39] Are very high
[00:08:41] I'm being wasteful
[00:08:42] Just like putting it all everywhere
[00:08:45] It is a good sized bottle for me to do that bit
[00:08:49] That is a
[00:08:50] It's really good syrup too
[00:08:52] That's what my kids use at the house
[00:08:54] They love it
[00:08:54] So
[00:08:55] And your kids are here today
[00:08:56] Come on in guys
[00:08:57] Bring him
[00:08:58] Nope
[00:08:58] Let's do this
[00:09:00] They have school
[00:09:01] I know right
[00:09:02] That's the thing we do here
[00:09:02] I feel like they're never in school
[00:09:04] That's silly
[00:09:04] Some of us get to go to work and eat snacks and watch movies
[00:09:07] That's crazy
[00:09:08] That's why you stay in school kids
[00:09:10] I've already had two pancakes for what it's worth
[00:09:13] Yeah I'm gonna have a few
[00:09:14] Get in there
[00:09:15] Let's do this
[00:09:15] Let's take a break
[00:09:16] We'll come back
[00:09:17] And we will talk even
[00:09:19] Steven's movie
[00:09:20] Yeah
[00:09:20] Here on
[00:09:22] Decom Descendants
[00:09:23] Thanks Aaron
[00:09:24] Welcome
[00:09:24] Shout out Pat
[00:09:29] It is
[00:09:40] That's right
[00:09:41] We're back everybody
[00:09:42] The time has come
[00:09:43] For us to talk about
[00:09:46] The even Steven's movie
[00:09:48] I was thinking about this brand as we talked through the
[00:09:51] Because our next
[00:09:51] You know a D is for delicious
[00:09:53] Delish excuse me
[00:09:55] C is for com chat
[00:09:56] That's right
[00:09:56] This com chat could last an hour or five minutes
[00:09:59] Depending on how in the weeds you want to get with the layers of this premise
[00:10:03] Yeah I don't think we're gonna get
[00:10:05] I don't think it's gonna be overly
[00:10:07] I don't know if we have hours
[00:10:08] Overly complicated
[00:10:08] We don't
[00:10:10] I would say you could bet on this episode being done in the next 45 minutes
[00:10:14] You bet pretty strongly I would say before then
[00:10:17] Even 40 maybe
[00:10:17] Yeah I have an important date today
[00:10:19] Let's dive into it
[00:10:21] It originally aired on June 13th 2003
[00:10:25] So you know we're fresh into summer vacation
[00:10:28] June 13th
[00:10:29] That's my cousin's birthday
[00:10:30] How about that?
[00:10:31] Happy birthday Aaron's cousin
[00:10:32] Happy birthday Amanda
[00:10:33] Fresh into summer vacation
[00:10:36] And this was considered the series finale of the Disney program
[00:10:42] Even Steven's program that I was a regular watcher of
[00:10:48] Erin you liked Even Steven's
[00:10:49] Yeah I will say you and I probably had different experiences with Even Steven's
[00:10:53] I really
[00:10:55] Well because I worshipped at the altar of Shia LaBeouf
[00:10:59] I related more to Ren
[00:11:02] What?
[00:11:03] Weirdly enough being the older sister of a younger brother
[00:11:05] And then when Beans came into the show I quickly lost interest
[00:11:09] Sure
[00:11:10] And then but also like
[00:11:12] Ten year old Bran
[00:11:13] Lizzie McGuire was taking over at that point
[00:11:15] And I was like well
[00:11:16] I'll say this
[00:11:18] For someone that's never seen the Even Steven's program
[00:11:21] They make this movie pretty accessible if you've not seen the TV
[00:11:26] Yeah
[00:11:26] For a finale
[00:11:27] They make it to where you can pretty much follow along with what's going on
[00:11:31] You don't need to know anything about the show
[00:11:32] Yeah I mean you might be like confused as to like who's in the diner watching
[00:11:37] And like why but aside from that
[00:11:40] For Dan it kind of looks like hey these are people that she goes to school with
[00:11:43] Yeah
[00:11:43] But I mean so we know who all those characters are
[00:11:46] Yes
[00:11:46] But I don't need to know
[00:11:47] But you don't need to know
[00:11:48] To like follow along
[00:11:49] It might affect my enjoyment
[00:11:51] But it's not going to affect my understanding
[00:11:53] That's right
[00:11:54] All you need to know is the boogeyman from Don't Look Under the Bed is there
[00:11:57] That's exactly right
[00:11:57] Done and done
[00:11:58] In the diner primarily
[00:12:00] He has moved on
[00:12:02] He's moved on
[00:12:03] To his next 13 year old victim
[00:12:05] To his next 13 year old victim
[00:12:06] Kiss other randos
[00:12:07] As you do
[00:12:08] Starring Shia LaBeouf, Christy Carlson Romano
[00:12:11] Tim Meadows is in this movie
[00:12:12] Dave Couillier
[00:12:13] Dave Couillier
[00:12:14] A.J. Trouth
[00:12:15] Two for one special this month for A.J. Trouth
[00:12:19] We get
[00:12:20] I don't know really how that makes any sense
[00:12:22] But he's we just watched them
[00:12:24] Yes
[00:12:24] So two movies one month
[00:12:27] Yeah
[00:12:27] Two for one for decompositions
[00:12:29] That's right
[00:12:29] Yes
[00:12:30] And then a ton of other people from Even Students
[00:12:32] You would have thought we are on a time limit
[00:12:34] But the way this synopsis is going we're not
[00:12:36] Oh no
[00:12:36] We're all day
[00:12:37] Written by Mark Warren and Dennis Rensler
[00:12:41] Who both have
[00:12:42] Who were in that huh?
[00:12:43] That's interesting
[00:12:44] Both those writers have experience writing
[00:12:47] On the TV show
[00:12:49] And it's directed by Sean Patrick
[00:12:52] Sailing date
[00:12:54] Sean Patrick Michael
[00:12:55] Make
[00:12:56] Cocktails?
[00:12:57] Yeah
[00:12:59] What would you guys like me to do?
[00:13:01] So do you
[00:13:02] Like what's your preference?
[00:13:04] Erin has a day date
[00:13:05] And she's wearing a horror nautical themed Hawaiian shirt to it
[00:13:08] These are important things
[00:13:10] Yeah that's true
[00:13:11] Sorry I wore this shirt for Even Stevens
[00:13:13] Yeah it's a good match for Even Stevens
[00:13:15] Sean Patrick Michael McNamara is the
[00:13:18] The fellow who directed this movie
[00:13:20] And we call him by his full name here
[00:13:21] Sean Patrick
[00:13:23] Sean Patrick Michael McNamara
[00:13:24] Yes
[00:13:26] And it's originally
[00:13:27] Yes 5.1 million viewers as you mentioned Dano
[00:13:31] On its premiere
[00:13:31] Watch this one
[00:13:32] That's wild
[00:13:33] And Brine and I were part of that
[00:13:34] Yeah I remember watching this movie live
[00:13:37] Darn too
[00:13:37] But this is when like in households in 2003
[00:13:40] Everyone didn't have the Disney Channel
[00:13:42] Like this is you know
[00:13:44] This is the heyday of like CSI and ER
[00:13:47] Where you would get 25 or 30 million on CBS
[00:13:50] But that's because you had an antenna
[00:13:52] People that had the Disney Channel
[00:13:54] Like even that wasn't in a basic cable package
[00:13:56] To get 5.1 million people watching this at one time
[00:14:00] Is a massive number
[00:14:01] That's huge
[00:14:02] Sorry Brine
[00:14:03] Everyone I knew was watching
[00:14:05] Yeah I bet
[00:14:05] I'm sure
[00:14:06] We're at a middle school
[00:14:08] Middle school graduation for one Ren Stevens
[00:14:12] Who is giving her valid Victorian speech of the middle school graduation
[00:14:17] She's the president of the Overachievers Club
[00:14:19] So do it that way you will
[00:14:21] And the principal's assistant
[00:14:23] Yes
[00:14:24] So again
[00:14:25] He's very emotional about losing her
[00:14:26] Do it that way you will
[00:14:27] Her younger brother Lewis has other plans as he does
[00:14:32] He has a remote control beach ball
[00:14:34] That he is flying all around
[00:14:37] Which is pretty cool
[00:14:38] Yeah it is pretty cool
[00:14:39] Pretty neat
[00:14:40] Don't ask
[00:14:40] It's great
[00:14:41] He's just trying to goof on his sister as he does
[00:14:44] It's a little prank
[00:14:45] You know what you do
[00:14:47] He told his buddy Beans
[00:14:49] Beans Aaron Garren
[00:14:50] To fill the beach ball up with confetti
[00:14:53] But Beans heard spaghetti
[00:14:57] Classic Beans
[00:14:57] And so the beach ball
[00:14:58] Explodes
[00:14:59] Explodes and spaghetti falls all over everybody
[00:15:02] Womp womp
[00:15:03] Womp
[00:15:03] Weren is mad
[00:15:04] But she's not gonna let it get her down
[00:15:06] She's gonna go celebrate with her boyfriend Gil over some pancakes
[00:15:10] How was your pancake?
[00:15:12] It was really good actually
[00:15:12] Yeah
[00:15:13] Dan you didn't even have one?
[00:15:14] I had one yes
[00:15:15] How was it?
[00:15:15] It was fine
[00:15:16] Okay
[00:15:18] Back to you
[00:15:19] Thank you
[00:15:20] And so goes to meet up with Gil
[00:15:23] And Gil breaks up with her
[00:15:25] He's gonna go to Maine for the summer
[00:15:27] And wants to
[00:15:27] Yeah what if he meets a Maine girl?
[00:15:29] He's gonna keep his options open
[00:15:31] As an eighth
[00:15:32] Almost ninth grade boy
[00:15:33] Gotta meet up
[00:15:34] Or play the field
[00:15:35] Yeah you never know who you're gonna meet in Maine
[00:15:37] All those Maine hotties
[00:15:39] So she's feeling real bummed
[00:15:41] And she decides that she's going to pick up a babysitting gig for the summer
[00:15:45] Take her mind off things
[00:15:47] Well she thinks it's just for that afternoon
[00:15:48] Right yes
[00:15:49] Well she says for the summer but
[00:15:51] It's only during the day
[00:15:53] Yes it's only gonna be happening during the day
[00:15:54] Or so she thinks
[00:15:55] Beans is that baby that she will be sitting
[00:15:59] Beans is the baby
[00:16:00] He's that baby
[00:16:01] Beans brings a suitcase full of bacon
[00:16:04] How old is Beans?
[00:16:06] Is he, is he, is he, Louis' age?
[00:16:08] No
[00:16:08] No
[00:16:09] Is he eight?
[00:16:10] No he's the annoying kid neighbor
[00:16:12] Ten?
[00:16:13] I'm gonna look it up
[00:16:14] Alright
[00:16:14] I'll say probably single digis
[00:16:16] Okay
[00:16:16] Single digis
[00:16:17] Single digis
[00:16:18] Okay
[00:16:18] But he loves his bacon
[00:16:19] And he is under the impression that he is moving in this summer
[00:16:22] Seeing as how his parents are gone
[00:16:25] Yeah
[00:16:26] He's the Steve Urkel of this program
[00:16:28] Yeah
[00:16:28] That was what they were going for 100%
[00:16:30] Yeah
[00:16:30] So Louis is excited though
[00:16:32] To sit in his fancy chair that he created
[00:16:37] Watch TV and do nothing but eat hot dogs all summer
[00:16:41] His plan is to sit in this chair and not
[00:16:44] Yeah
[00:16:45] Knock it up
[00:16:46] Yeah
[00:16:46] But a problem comes up
[00:16:49] A little curveball
[00:16:51] A guy named Miles McDermott shows up
[00:16:54] In the Stevens backyard
[00:16:57] And informs the family
[00:16:59] He can't find the Stevens
[00:17:00] Needs help finding the Stevens
[00:17:01] Yeah
[00:17:02] In their backyard
[00:17:02] Go in the backyard
[00:17:04] He does that like he gets hit by the chair
[00:17:07] Or something like that
[00:17:07] Anyway it doesn't matter
[00:17:08] He's there because he wants to tell them
[00:17:10] That they want a trip to the island of Mandalino
[00:17:15] Which is uncharted
[00:17:17] Uncharted island
[00:17:18] In the year of our Lord 2003
[00:17:19] They would not ever google this
[00:17:21] To see if it's a real place
[00:17:23] No
[00:17:23] No
[00:17:24] Well even if you could
[00:17:25] It's uncharted
[00:17:26] It's uncharted
[00:17:27] But it has been named
[00:17:28] It's not unnamed
[00:17:29] It's not unnamed
[00:17:30] But it is uncharted
[00:17:33] And basically they want folks to go and like check out the island
[00:17:37] Yeah
[00:17:37] And basically give their opinion
[00:17:39] They're gonna be the first tourists on Mandalino
[00:17:41] Man
[00:17:42] So here's a free vacation
[00:17:43] And then we just need you to like give an honest review at the end of it
[00:17:46] Yes
[00:17:47] Everybody's pretty excited about that except for Lewis
[00:17:50] Because that's gonna take Lewis out of his chair
[00:17:52] But the family and beans they fly to Mandalino
[00:17:56] And they are welcomed by the locals of every hue
[00:18:02] Yeah
[00:18:03] The locals are
[00:18:04] Quite a tapestry of locals
[00:18:05] Yeah
[00:18:06] Who all speak English
[00:18:07] It's a mixed bag
[00:18:08] But they all do speak English
[00:18:09] And you know that's nice of them
[00:18:12] That's important
[00:18:12] It's nice of them
[00:18:14] And so Lewis and the family they are welcomed by them
[00:18:19] They're going they're having fun
[00:18:21] They're doing a lot of the first day everything is wonderful
[00:18:25] They have this amazing like giant resort that they're gonna get to stay in
[00:18:29] And it's going great
[00:18:31] But then you know they gotta eat a slug and that's kind of gross
[00:18:35] And so Miles tells Lewis that they actually got a bunch of American snacks hidden in a cabinet at the resort
[00:18:45] And tribal chief Tuca
[00:18:46] Tuca
[00:18:47] Also hates slugs
[00:18:48] Yeah
[00:18:49] Even though this is his island and his tribe
[00:18:52] Yeah
[00:18:53] So on this uncharted island
[00:18:55] Yes
[00:18:55] Tuka has a whole cabinet of American snacks
[00:18:58] The good stuff
[00:18:59] Yes
[00:18:59] And so Lewis
[00:19:02] And everything is above board up till now
[00:19:03] It's above board
[00:19:04] Lewis sneaks over to the house and finds the cabinet
[00:19:08] And piles a bunch of snacks into his arms
[00:19:12] And then he sees a door
[00:19:13] That's this is a secret room
[00:19:16] Do not enter
[00:19:16] And so Lewis
[00:19:18] Of course
[00:19:18] Unable to contain himself
[00:19:20] Goes into the room and finds a fancy chair
[00:19:25] That's right
[00:19:25] He loves a chair
[00:19:27] He loves a chair
[00:19:29] He loves a chair
[00:19:29] So he sits down in the chair
[00:19:30] And he's like this is amazing
[00:19:31] And he looks down
[00:19:32] And he sees what he assumes is a handle for a recliner
[00:19:37] Footrest lever
[00:19:38] Yeah
[00:19:38] I think it makes perfect sense
[00:19:40] The lever being separate from the chair
[00:19:43] Yeah
[00:19:43] And the chair not having a footrest when you walk up
[00:19:46] At all
[00:19:47] Yes
[00:19:47] Correct
[00:19:48] It's a magic footrest
[00:19:49] It's a magic footrest
[00:19:50] So he pulls it
[00:19:52] It's not a footrest
[00:19:54] It is a house killer
[00:19:56] Killer
[00:19:56] Destroyer
[00:19:57] Yeah
[00:19:57] It's a temple collapse
[00:19:58] The house collapses around him
[00:20:00] The only thing left standing is the chair
[00:20:02] Yes
[00:20:03] Which
[00:20:04] Impressive
[00:20:05] Now that we know
[00:20:06] For those of you that haven't seen in a couple of years
[00:20:08] But now knowing that this was all a bit
[00:20:11] A TV show
[00:20:12] There's a lot that could have gone wrong
[00:20:14] There's so much here
[00:20:15] With the house being destroyed
[00:20:17] To get them into the scenario
[00:20:19] That could have gone sideways
[00:20:20] Yes
[00:20:21] They didn't have to destroy a house
[00:20:25] Around a middle school boy
[00:20:28] A tween boy
[00:20:30] But they did
[00:20:31] They did
[00:20:32] And so I think that's fun
[00:20:33] So now the villagers
[00:20:36] The locals here
[00:20:37] Are all like
[00:20:38] We don't want them here
[00:20:39] They have to go
[00:20:40] So Miles informs him that they're going to have to
[00:20:43] Make their own camp on the beach
[00:20:46] They're going to have to find their own food
[00:20:47] There's nothing he can do here
[00:20:49] He's going to try to smooth things over
[00:20:51] With the locals
[00:20:52] But no promises
[00:20:54] So Lewis
[00:20:56] Donnie
[00:20:56] His older brother
[00:20:57] And their mom
[00:20:59] They go out into the woods
[00:21:00] To find some firewood
[00:21:02] Which
[00:21:02] Actually they find a lot of it
[00:21:04] It's really nice firewood
[00:21:05] But in the process
[00:21:07] Miles finds them
[00:21:08] And tells them
[00:21:09] That
[00:21:10] Hey the locals have
[00:21:13] Invited you to go and make your apology
[00:21:16] But it can only happen in groups of three
[00:21:19] So just
[00:21:20] Yeah
[00:21:20] Because they're like
[00:21:21] Oh let's go get the other guys
[00:21:23] And they're still not putting this together yet
[00:21:25] They're like okay
[00:21:25] We're going to go
[00:21:26] And the apology goes sideways
[00:21:27] Well first it goes great
[00:21:29] You know
[00:21:30] Because they get to feast
[00:21:31] They feast
[00:21:32] They dance
[00:21:33] They're having a wonderful time
[00:21:34] And then
[00:21:35] Oprah the god of fire
[00:21:37] Oprah the god of fire
[00:21:39] Denies their apology
[00:21:40] And they
[00:21:42] All the locals now have to shun them
[00:21:44] That's right
[00:21:44] Which Donnie thinks is a good thing
[00:21:46] That's a funny bit
[00:21:47] Um
[00:21:50] Wren ends up coming upon the group
[00:21:53] Because there's a local boy
[00:21:57] What's his name again
[00:21:58] Local cute boy
[00:21:59] Local cute boy
[00:22:00] Mutai
[00:22:01] Is like hey your family
[00:22:03] They're making an apology
[00:22:04] Wonderful
[00:22:04] At the feast
[00:22:05] And she's like what
[00:22:06] So she now sees them feasting
[00:22:09] Goes back and tells the rest of the family
[00:22:11] When um
[00:22:13] When Lewis and his mom and his brother
[00:22:14] Show back up
[00:22:15] They're all mad
[00:22:16] And they are
[00:22:17] This family is now very upset with each other
[00:22:20] And to make matters worse
[00:22:22] It all starts to rain
[00:22:24] And thunder
[00:22:25] And there's a storm of brewing
[00:22:27] Not just in their hearts
[00:22:31] But in the sky
[00:22:31] But in the sky
[00:22:33] That's right
[00:22:34] Um and it is at this point
[00:22:36] That we find out
[00:22:37] The viewers at home
[00:22:38] The big twist
[00:22:39] And the twist is
[00:22:40] Is that the Stevens family
[00:22:42] Is actually
[00:22:42] On a hidden camera reality TV show
[00:22:45] Called Family Freak Out
[00:22:47] Hosted by Miles
[00:22:49] Who um
[00:22:49] Could it also be called Family Fake Out?
[00:22:52] Yes
[00:22:52] Okay
[00:22:52] Family Fake Out
[00:22:53] Family Fake Out
[00:22:54] We could take it to the tape
[00:22:55] But I mean
[00:22:55] We'll give them the benefit of the doubt
[00:22:57] I thought it was fake out
[00:22:57] I think
[00:22:58] I'm gonna go with Freak Out
[00:22:59] Okay
[00:22:59] No it's fake out
[00:23:01] Um
[00:23:02] Hosted by Miles
[00:23:03] Now Miles
[00:23:04] Earlier in the
[00:23:05] In the movie
[00:23:06] Earlier in the movie
[00:23:08] We see uh
[00:23:11] Lewis watching a show called
[00:23:13] Gotcha
[00:23:14] Hosted
[00:23:15] By uh
[00:23:16] Dave Coulier
[00:23:17] By Dave Coulier
[00:23:18] And that's a hidden camera reality show
[00:23:20] That's right
[00:23:20] And Miles is explaining that
[00:23:22] He started this show
[00:23:24] Yeah
[00:23:24] After um
[00:23:25] You know
[00:23:26] He discovered Dave Coulier
[00:23:28] And he was a producer on Gotcha
[00:23:29] And he got fired
[00:23:30] And now this is his big show
[00:23:32] His big moment
[00:23:33] To create a show
[00:23:35] That's bigger and better
[00:23:36] Yes
[00:23:36] That's what God you could ever dream to be
[00:23:38] So we got some rivals here
[00:23:39] Yep
[00:23:39] And there's also rival groups in the family
[00:23:41] That's right
[00:23:42] You got Rin
[00:23:43] And Beans
[00:23:43] And the dad
[00:23:44] Right
[00:23:45] And then the older brother
[00:23:46] And Lewis and the mom
[00:23:48] Are at odds with each other
[00:23:49] Yes
[00:23:49] And Miles is doing everything
[00:23:51] Angry Faction 1 and Angry Faction 2
[00:23:52] You got it
[00:23:53] Miles is doing everything that he can
[00:23:54] To create that tension between these two groups
[00:23:56] Including um
[00:23:58] Having a snack
[00:24:00] Uh crate
[00:24:01] Yeah
[00:24:02] But the snacks aren't actually in there
[00:24:05] They're all empty
[00:24:06] And he tells both of the groups
[00:24:08] That the other group must have found it first
[00:24:09] And so they're all turning on each other
[00:24:12] It is a whole thing
[00:24:13] What a mess
[00:24:14] We find out that Lewis' friend Twitty
[00:24:16] Uh is the one who actually set the Stevens up on the show
[00:24:19] He thought it would be funny
[00:24:20] Unbelievable
[00:24:21] But now that he sees the show
[00:24:22] He feels guilty about it
[00:24:24] Right
[00:24:24] And how they're being treated
[00:24:26] Yeah
[00:24:26] Especially when we're having Rin
[00:24:28] Who just got dumped in middle school
[00:24:30] Fall in love with an actor
[00:24:33] That's right
[00:24:33] His job is to get her to kiss him
[00:24:36] Yes
[00:24:36] Because she's 13
[00:24:37] Yeah
[00:24:38] Cool
[00:24:38] Yeah
[00:24:39] Yeah
[00:24:39] And Miles is telling Jason
[00:24:43] Hey
[00:24:44] This is basically the plan
[00:24:45] You are going to get Rin
[00:24:47] To kiss you
[00:24:48] This newly graduated
[00:24:50] Uh
[00:24:51] She's now gonna
[00:24:52] She's gonna be in high school
[00:24:52] She's gonna be a freshman
[00:24:53] Now that she's graduated high school
[00:24:55] Middle school
[00:24:56] This is all fair game
[00:24:56] Uh get her to kiss you
[00:24:58] Okay
[00:24:59] And then
[00:24:59] Break up her
[00:25:00] Yeah
[00:25:01] Immediately
[00:25:01] Right on national television
[00:25:03] Big for the ratings
[00:25:04] Big for taking over
[00:25:07] Gotcha
[00:25:07] Um
[00:25:09] Twitty finds out
[00:25:11] That this show
[00:25:12] Uh isn't being filmed
[00:25:14] On an island far away
[00:25:15] That's uncharted
[00:25:16] It's actually just being filmed
[00:25:17] On Catalona
[00:25:18] Yeah
[00:25:18] Just right on the old shore there
[00:25:20] Really close to Catalina
[00:25:21] Probably
[00:25:21] Probably
[00:25:22] Probably
[00:25:22] Very close
[00:25:23] So they
[00:25:24] Um
[00:25:25] Right to Catalina
[00:25:26] Yes
[00:25:26] Well Catalina is very charted
[00:25:29] That's right
[00:25:29] Yeah
[00:25:30] Yes
[00:25:30] We can't go there
[00:25:31] So he and
[00:25:33] He and his friend
[00:25:35] Tony
[00:25:36] Go and they get on a boat
[00:25:38] And they're going to go
[00:25:39] Their friend Tom has a boat
[00:25:40] Yeah
[00:25:41] So just a bunch of
[00:25:43] Seventh almost eighth graders
[00:25:44] On a boat
[00:25:45] In the middle of the Pacific Ocean
[00:25:47] On a boat
[00:25:47] Yeah
[00:25:47] Yes
[00:25:48] Yeah
[00:25:48] They um
[00:25:50] They eventually do get to the island
[00:25:52] Don't you ever forget
[00:25:53] Twitty gets thrown out of the boat
[00:25:56] And he swims to shore
[00:25:57] And he is captured
[00:25:59] By Miles
[00:26:00] By uh
[00:26:00] Yeah by Miles and his team
[00:26:02] Uh
[00:26:02] Tony shows up a little bit later
[00:26:04] And she uh
[00:26:05] Ends up getting like
[00:26:06] Knocked out
[00:26:07] She doesn't remember
[00:26:08] Uh
[00:26:09] She remembers everything
[00:26:10] Except for the last day
[00:26:11] Yes
[00:26:11] Yeah
[00:26:12] She doesn't know how she is on this island
[00:26:14] Selective
[00:26:14] Um
[00:26:14] Or anything like that
[00:26:16] Um
[00:26:17] Ren
[00:26:17] Is uh
[00:26:20] Almost has a kiss
[00:26:21] With Mu Tai
[00:26:22] But
[00:26:23] Ends up not kissing
[00:26:24] It was too romantic
[00:26:25] With the waterfall
[00:26:26] And what not
[00:26:26] Yeah it was super big
[00:26:27] Yes
[00:26:28] But ultimately
[00:26:28] The kiss
[00:26:29] Her heart was still broken by gill
[00:26:30] That's right
[00:26:31] But one more day
[00:26:32] Heart is fine
[00:26:33] The kiss happens
[00:26:35] Does happen
[00:26:36] And
[00:26:37] Jason Mu Tai
[00:26:38] Begins to feel really bad about that
[00:26:40] He breaks character
[00:26:41] And
[00:26:41] Mu Tai starts feeling guilty
[00:26:43] Yes
[00:26:43] Attempts
[00:26:44] To tell
[00:26:46] Ren the truth
[00:26:47] Um
[00:26:47] Miles picking up on what's happening
[00:26:49] Sends actors to come and get him
[00:26:51] And Miles
[00:26:52] Uh
[00:26:53] Tells
[00:26:54] Uh
[00:26:54] I mean in Mu Tai
[00:26:55] Well against Mu Tai
[00:26:57] He had plenty of time
[00:26:58] While the actors were running at him
[00:27:00] To say it's a TV show
[00:27:01] Yes
[00:27:01] And he just doesn't get those words out
[00:27:03] Yes
[00:27:03] Before he's dragged off camera
[00:27:04] He instructs the other actors
[00:27:06] To tell Ren
[00:27:07] That this is all
[00:27:08] Lewis's faults
[00:27:09] Lewis informed
[00:27:10] Um
[00:27:11] Them about
[00:27:12] Mu Tai
[00:27:13] And all of this stuff
[00:27:14] And so
[00:27:15] Ren is now very mad
[00:27:17] At Lewis
[00:27:18] Yeah she's gonna go get him
[00:27:19] That's exactly right
[00:27:20] Twitty
[00:27:21] Who was captured
[00:27:22] Is able to escape
[00:27:23] His captors
[00:27:25] And
[00:27:26] No one was watching him
[00:27:27] No one was watching all the cords
[00:27:28] That's right
[00:27:29] Unplugs them
[00:27:30] And takes the cords with him
[00:27:31] Wraps them up
[00:27:32] And takes them with him
[00:27:33] Twitty's all
[00:27:33] Which
[00:27:33] Is the move
[00:27:34] And the live feed
[00:27:35] This is a show that's on live 24-7
[00:27:37] In the states
[00:27:38] Yes
[00:27:39] Which shows
[00:27:40] It says please stand by
[00:27:41] I don't know if it's in the states
[00:27:42] Or just locally
[00:27:43] Because it does all cut to the same
[00:27:46] Local Easter Bunny craft show
[00:27:48] Right
[00:27:48] But regardless
[00:27:49] It does go off air
[00:27:51] These are two local prankster TV shows
[00:27:53] With massive budgets
[00:27:54] That are just
[00:27:55] We love to see it
[00:27:56] Back and forth
[00:27:56] We love to see it
[00:27:57] In the summer of 2003
[00:27:58] There were only two channels
[00:27:59] One showing Family Fake Out
[00:28:00] And one showing Gotcha
[00:28:01] Gotcha
[00:28:02] There you go
[00:28:02] Those were your choices
[00:28:03] That was your choice
[00:28:05] So Twitty
[00:28:06] Is now committed
[00:28:07] During this time
[00:28:09] To find the family
[00:28:10] And tell them what's going on
[00:28:12] And the family
[00:28:14] Ends up stumbling
[00:28:14] Upon Tani
[00:28:16] And Tani is able to tell
[00:28:17] The family
[00:28:17] The truth
[00:28:18] Now
[00:28:20] What we don't see
[00:28:21] Is anybody
[00:28:23] Finding Wren
[00:28:24] And Lewis
[00:28:25] To tell them
[00:28:26] The truth
[00:28:27] We just see the family
[00:28:27] Being like
[00:28:28] Or they're asking
[00:28:31] Twitty
[00:28:33] Lewis needed
[00:28:34] Different friend names
[00:28:35] Tani and Twitty
[00:28:36] Conway Twitty
[00:28:37] Is in this show
[00:28:38] It's just a lot
[00:28:38] It's unbelievable
[00:28:39] It's unbelievable
[00:28:39] And Nautical Tom
[00:28:41] So they're like
[00:28:42] Hey Twitty
[00:28:42] What was the last thing
[00:28:43] America saw
[00:28:44] And he's like
[00:28:45] Oh
[00:28:45] Wren was about to kill Lewis
[00:28:47] Yes
[00:28:47] No big deal
[00:28:49] They get the feedback
[00:28:51] On the air
[00:28:52] And they find
[00:28:52] Wren
[00:28:53] Wren is sharpening
[00:28:54] A spear
[00:28:56] And finds Lewis
[00:28:57] She's got
[00:28:58] Some war paint on
[00:28:59] Yes
[00:28:59] She's doing a full
[00:29:01] War cry
[00:29:02] Erin take it away
[00:29:05] No one's killing
[00:29:07] Erin here
[00:29:07] If you're listening
[00:29:08] I'm not killing anybody
[00:29:10] Do you want
[00:29:11] One more go
[00:29:11] No I don't
[00:29:12] I don't want to
[00:29:12] Scream in here
[00:29:13] This is an office building
[00:29:14] Yeah
[00:29:16] But it looks like
[00:29:17] Yeah
[00:29:18] No you can't
[00:29:19] Dan you got it
[00:29:21] You'll do it
[00:29:23] It's close
[00:29:23] She gets this really
[00:29:24] High pitch
[00:29:25] It's really impressive
[00:29:26] It was really impressive
[00:29:28] Really impressive
[00:29:29] She chases
[00:29:30] Lewis all the way
[00:29:31] To a cliff
[00:29:32] Yes
[00:29:32] And Tim Meadows
[00:29:33] Miles is like
[00:29:35] Oh no
[00:29:35] A kid's gonna die
[00:29:36] On this show
[00:29:36] Because everyone's like
[00:29:37] Hey wait a minute
[00:29:39] We're responsible
[00:29:40] For these people
[00:29:41] And Tim Meadows
[00:29:42] Is like
[00:29:42] She's not gonna
[00:29:43] Hurt him
[00:29:44] And then you get
[00:29:45] A close up of
[00:29:46] Wren going
[00:29:46] Lewis I'm gonna
[00:29:47] Hurt you
[00:29:47] That's right
[00:29:48] So he just
[00:29:48] Wonderful
[00:29:49] Just like
[00:29:49] Flies out
[00:29:50] To the cliff
[00:29:52] To stop him
[00:29:52] So he
[00:29:54] Comes clean
[00:29:55] About that
[00:29:56] This is a show
[00:29:56] The rest of the
[00:29:57] Family shows up
[00:29:58] They're trying to
[00:29:59] Tell her
[00:30:00] Hey this is
[00:30:00] What's going on
[00:30:01] She says
[00:30:01] Nope
[00:30:02] Too little
[00:30:02] Too late
[00:30:03] Guys
[00:30:03] You're just
[00:30:04] Trying to
[00:30:04] Calm me down
[00:30:06] Hits Lewis
[00:30:07] With the spear
[00:30:08] Knocking him
[00:30:09] Off of
[00:30:10] The cliff
[00:30:11] We see him
[00:30:12] Falling
[00:30:13] Flailing
[00:30:13] To his
[00:30:14] In the sky
[00:30:15] It is some
[00:30:15] Excellent CGI
[00:30:17] Yes
[00:30:18] And
[00:30:20] Miles
[00:30:21] Falls to his
[00:30:22] Knees
[00:30:23] Screaming out
[00:30:23] No
[00:30:24] This is
[00:30:24] This is
[00:30:25] Awful
[00:30:25] This is
[00:30:25] Crazy
[00:30:25] And all of a
[00:30:26] Sudden you see
[00:30:27] Wren look down
[00:30:28] And smile
[00:30:29] As a helicopter
[00:30:31] Raises up
[00:30:32] And who is
[00:30:32] Inside of that
[00:30:33] Helicopter
[00:30:34] Cut it out
[00:30:35] Dave Couier
[00:30:36] Looks at
[00:30:38] Miles
[00:30:38] And says
[00:30:39] Gotcha
[00:30:40] Gotcha
[00:30:40] Goes up a
[00:30:41] Little bit
[00:30:41] Higher
[00:30:42] I said
[00:30:43] Got him
[00:30:44] That's a
[00:30:44] Different show
[00:30:45] That's a
[00:30:45] That's a
[00:30:46] That's a
[00:30:46] Third channel
[00:30:47] Yes
[00:30:47] That's right
[00:30:47] Can you imagine
[00:30:49] Gotcha
[00:30:50] Got him
[00:30:50] And family
[00:30:51] Fake out
[00:30:51] Yes
[00:30:52] And family
[00:30:53] Freak out
[00:30:53] Even
[00:30:54] Yeah man
[00:30:54] And so
[00:30:55] It's four
[00:30:55] Channels
[00:30:56] Four great
[00:30:56] Shows
[00:30:57] So the
[00:30:58] Helicopter
[00:30:58] Begins
[00:30:59] Continues to
[00:31:00] Lift up
[00:31:00] And we
[00:31:01] See that
[00:31:02] Lewis
[00:31:02] Is safe
[00:31:03] He is on
[00:31:04] A ladder
[00:31:05] His
[00:31:05] Friends
[00:31:06] Twitty and
[00:31:07] Tani were
[00:31:08] Down
[00:31:09] At the
[00:31:10] Cliffs
[00:31:10] Edge
[00:31:11] At the
[00:31:11] Bottom
[00:31:12] And they
[00:31:12] Had a
[00:31:13] Net
[00:31:13] So he
[00:31:14] Was safe
[00:31:14] Yeah
[00:31:14] Two middle
[00:31:15] Schoolers
[00:31:16] With a
[00:31:16] Net
[00:31:16] No problem
[00:31:17] Good to
[00:31:18] Go
[00:31:18] Dave
[00:31:19] Cliet
[00:31:19] Comes out
[00:31:20] And he
[00:31:20] Tells
[00:31:21] The camera
[00:31:22] If you
[00:31:22] Want the
[00:31:23] Rest of
[00:31:23] The story
[00:31:23] Switch over
[00:31:24] To the
[00:31:24] Gotcha
[00:31:25] Channel
[00:31:26] So of course
[00:31:26] Everyone
[00:31:27] Switches over
[00:31:28] That's right
[00:31:28] And he
[00:31:29] Explains
[00:31:29] That once
[00:31:31] The family
[00:31:32] Found out
[00:31:32] They were
[00:31:33] Able to
[00:31:33] Get a
[00:31:33] Hold
[00:31:33] Of him
[00:31:34] And he
[00:31:34] Was able
[00:31:34] To come
[00:31:34] Out
[00:31:35] Don't
[00:31:36] Worry
[00:31:36] On a
[00:31:37] Very short
[00:31:37] Notice
[00:31:38] And make
[00:31:39] This
[00:31:39] Happen
[00:31:41] And so
[00:31:42] Obviously
[00:31:43] Miles
[00:31:43] His career
[00:31:44] Is over
[00:31:44] And when
[00:31:44] Wars came to
[00:31:45] Wars
[00:31:45] The Stevens
[00:31:46] Family
[00:31:46] Could work
[00:31:47] Together
[00:31:47] That's
[00:31:47] Basically
[00:31:48] What we
[00:31:48] Learned
[00:31:48] And what
[00:31:49] I would
[00:31:49] Assume
[00:31:49] We learned
[00:31:49] The whole
[00:31:50] Series
[00:31:51] Yeah
[00:31:52] Yeah
[00:31:52] And what
[00:31:53] I do
[00:31:54] Know is
[00:31:54] That Dave
[00:31:54] Coulier
[00:31:55] Over at
[00:31:55] Gotcha
[00:31:56] They have
[00:31:56] An insane
[00:31:57] Bit budget
[00:31:58] They were
[00:31:59] Just sitting
[00:31:59] Around
[00:32:00] And was like
[00:32:00] We gotta
[00:32:00] Get a
[00:32:01] Helicopter
[00:32:01] So envious
[00:32:02] Of this
[00:32:02] Bit budget
[00:32:03] It's crazy
[00:32:03] We gotta get
[00:32:03] The Catalona
[00:32:04] Stag
[00:32:05] A great
[00:32:05] Bit budget
[00:32:06] A great
[00:32:06] Bit budget
[00:32:07] Yeah
[00:32:08] And I guess
[00:32:09] Gotcha
[00:32:09] Is still
[00:32:10] The number
[00:32:10] One prank
[00:32:11] Show
[00:32:11] Guess
[00:32:12] So
[00:32:13] You might
[00:32:14] Be wondering
[00:32:15] What about
[00:32:16] Jason
[00:32:16] Thanks for
[00:32:17] Wondering
[00:32:17] About that
[00:32:18] Jason
[00:32:19] Whose tattoo
[00:32:20] Is real
[00:32:21] Real
[00:32:21] It's a real
[00:32:22] 13 year old
[00:32:22] Tattoo
[00:32:23] The best part
[00:32:23] Of this
[00:32:23] Is like
[00:32:24] They're getting
[00:32:24] Ready to leave
[00:32:25] Lewis is like
[00:32:26] Hey Ren
[00:32:26] We gotta go
[00:32:27] Planes here
[00:32:28] And she's like
[00:32:28] Cool
[00:32:29] And he's like
[00:32:30] Well have you
[00:32:30] Talked to Jason
[00:32:31] And she's like
[00:32:31] I don't know
[00:32:32] Who that is
[00:32:32] And it's like
[00:32:33] The guy
[00:32:34] You just kissed
[00:32:35] So I know
[00:32:36] I just said
[00:32:37] We gotta go
[00:32:37] The planes here
[00:32:38] But why don't
[00:32:39] You just talk
[00:32:39] To Jason
[00:32:40] For a few minutes
[00:32:40] The tattooed
[00:32:41] 13 year old
[00:32:42] Yes
[00:32:42] Talk to him
[00:32:43] Yeah that
[00:32:44] Tattoo
[00:32:45] And like
[00:32:46] I mean
[00:32:47] He's gotta be
[00:32:48] 18 right
[00:32:49] He's gotta be
[00:32:50] 19 or 20
[00:32:51] When the movie's
[00:32:51] Filming
[00:32:52] And that's a tattoo
[00:32:52] And they didn't
[00:32:53] They thought
[00:32:54] Oh it looks
[00:32:54] Tribal enough
[00:32:55] I guess
[00:32:55] And then when
[00:32:56] He comes clean
[00:32:57] You would think
[00:32:57] That it wouldn't
[00:32:58] Be there anymore
[00:32:58] But it's still there
[00:32:59] Like yeah
[00:33:00] I thought it was
[00:33:00] Part of his
[00:33:01] Muay costume
[00:33:02] Yes
[00:33:02] But he still
[00:33:03] Has it as Jason
[00:33:04] No
[00:33:04] Which means
[00:33:05] That he is
[00:33:07] So Jason
[00:33:07] Is at least
[00:33:08] 18
[00:33:08] That's right
[00:33:09] And Ren
[00:33:10] Is at most
[00:33:11] 14
[00:33:11] That's right
[00:33:12] Nah
[00:33:13] No
[00:33:14] That's right
[00:33:15] So Jason explains
[00:33:18] That his feelings
[00:33:19] Were real
[00:33:20] He apologizes
[00:33:21] And all that
[00:33:22] Good stuff
[00:33:23] And he's like
[00:33:25] Kissing anymore
[00:33:25] No
[00:33:26] Okay
[00:33:26] She kisses him
[00:33:27] To let him know
[00:33:28] That they will be
[00:33:29] Seeing each other again
[00:33:30] They go and they
[00:33:31] Get on a plane
[00:33:32] And um
[00:33:33] Ren and
[00:33:35] Lewis
[00:33:35] Have a moment
[00:33:37] They hug
[00:33:38] Family
[00:33:38] Siblings
[00:33:39] We love it
[00:33:40] Shout out to all
[00:33:41] Of our siblings
[00:33:41] And that's the end
[00:33:43] Of the movie
[00:33:44] Aside from
[00:33:45] The movie ending
[00:33:46] With the cast
[00:33:47] All
[00:33:48] Well really
[00:33:48] Ren
[00:33:49] Christy Carlson Romano
[00:33:51] Singing Dream Vacation
[00:33:53] As
[00:33:53] Well you do get a wrap up
[00:33:55] To what all the Stevens
[00:33:55] Are up to
[00:33:56] Yeah
[00:33:56] Via
[00:33:57] Beans Aaron Garen
[00:33:58] Oh that's right
[00:33:58] You know
[00:33:59] Donnie's off at college
[00:34:00] Dad got a new job
[00:34:01] Thank god
[00:34:03] You know
[00:34:03] Ren and
[00:34:04] Lewis is lounging
[00:34:05] In his chair
[00:34:06] With his girlfriend
[00:34:07] Yeah
[00:34:07] Ren and
[00:34:08] Ren and Jason
[00:34:08] Are going strong
[00:34:09] Yes
[00:34:09] So everyone's great
[00:34:10] And Christy Carlson Romano
[00:34:12] Is singing
[00:34:12] Dream Vacation
[00:34:13] While Shia LaBeouf
[00:34:14] Plays the drums
[00:34:15] There you have it
[00:34:16] So there you go
[00:34:17] What a time
[00:34:17] And that was
[00:34:18] The Even Stevens movie
[00:34:20] We're gonna take a quick break
[00:34:21] We'll come back
[00:34:22] We'll share our thoughts
[00:34:23] Of the movie
[00:34:24] And we'll put it
[00:34:24] In our little ranking
[00:34:27] Here on
[00:34:27] Decom Descendants
[00:34:38] Welcome
[00:34:38] Hi everybody
[00:34:40] Welcome back
[00:34:41] To Decom Descendants
[00:34:43] Talking the Even Stevens movie
[00:34:44] And it's time for
[00:34:45] Overtime
[00:34:46] So we're talking about
[00:34:46] How this movie
[00:34:47] Aged over time
[00:34:48] We'll share our thoughts
[00:34:48] On it
[00:34:49] I've got some
[00:34:49] Letterboxd reviews
[00:34:50] If you want
[00:34:50] I'd love to hear them
[00:34:51] Um
[00:34:51] Uh
[00:34:52] Jay
[00:34:53] Jay
[00:34:54] Meth
[00:34:55] Jay Meth
[00:34:56] Jay Meth
[00:34:59] Says I have two
[00:35:01] Mutual friends
[00:35:01] With the guy
[00:35:02] Who plays beans
[00:35:02] Cool
[00:35:04] He'd love to see that
[00:35:05] Uh
[00:35:05] Cheese steak
[00:35:06] With two threes
[00:35:07] Instead of
[00:35:08] E's
[00:35:09] In cheese
[00:35:10] Uh
[00:35:10] Says
[00:35:11] Three stars
[00:35:11] Baby's first Truman show
[00:35:13] Uh
[00:35:15] Claireann96
[00:35:15] Says
[00:35:16] Beans freaks me out
[00:35:17] All right Claireann
[00:35:19] That's fair
[00:35:19] You guys don't like beans
[00:35:21] Um
[00:35:23] Maura likes movie
[00:35:25] Says five stars
[00:35:26] But in all caps
[00:35:27] Just write
[00:35:27] She's graduating
[00:35:28] Eighth grade
[00:35:29] With a crying emoji
[00:35:31] Uh
[00:35:32] Burr says
[00:35:33] Three and a half stars
[00:35:34] The psychological warfare
[00:35:36] This family went through
[00:35:37] Is so effed up
[00:35:38] Yeah
[00:35:38] And Michaela says
[00:35:39] Three stars
[00:35:40] Great follow up
[00:35:42] To the Love Island
[00:35:43] USA reunion special
[00:35:44] Um
[00:35:45] Let's share our thoughts
[00:35:47] On this movie
[00:35:47] And how it aged over time
[00:35:48] Erin I know that you
[00:35:49] Watched it when it aired
[00:35:50] Yeah
[00:35:50] We've watched it now
[00:35:52] What are your thoughts on it
[00:35:53] Uh
[00:35:54] This is one of those
[00:35:56] D-coms
[00:35:57] Where it got better
[00:35:58] Over time for me
[00:36:00] Um
[00:36:00] I was the older sibling
[00:36:02] In my family growing up
[00:36:03] So I
[00:36:05] Related to Ren
[00:36:06] A lot
[00:36:06] Um
[00:36:07] You were the youngest
[00:36:08] So I get why
[00:36:09] You probably liked beans
[00:36:09] The most
[00:36:10] I didn't like beans
[00:36:11] The most
[00:36:12] But I
[00:36:12] Can I
[00:36:13] Can I say this though
[00:36:14] Can I say this though
[00:36:15] I remember
[00:36:16] Watching this as a kid
[00:36:17] I was not a
[00:36:18] Fan of beans
[00:36:19] I found beans
[00:36:20] To be a lot funnier
[00:36:21] Now
[00:36:21] And I
[00:36:22] I don't know
[00:36:22] What to say about that
[00:36:23] He had two funny lines
[00:36:24] Of his
[00:36:25] 100 lines
[00:36:26] Well
[00:36:28] Anyway
[00:36:28] I liked Ren
[00:36:29] And for the first part
[00:36:31] Of the show
[00:36:31] It's just
[00:36:32] You know
[00:36:32] Normal sibling hijinks
[00:36:33] I liked the show a lot
[00:36:34] Then beans comes in
[00:36:36] And I started to not
[00:36:37] I just didn't get
[00:36:38] Why he was there
[00:36:39] It just upped
[00:36:39] The hijinks even more
[00:36:41] I didn't like it
[00:36:42] And so when this aired
[00:36:43] I of course watched it
[00:36:45] Because I had watched the show
[00:36:46] And I watched as many
[00:36:47] D-coms as I could
[00:36:48] But I didn't love it
[00:36:49] I thought
[00:36:50] I
[00:36:50] I don't know
[00:36:51] I didn't like the hijinks
[00:36:52] There was too much beans
[00:36:53] In my opinion
[00:36:54] Like it just didn't sit for me
[00:36:56] I don't know
[00:36:57] If I've seen it
[00:36:58] Since 2003
[00:37:00] Um
[00:37:00] And so watching it today
[00:37:01] Like I remembered
[00:37:02] A lot of the major plot points
[00:37:04] Like I knew that it was
[00:37:05] You know
[00:37:05] A hijink show
[00:37:06] Like I knew
[00:37:07] The twist that was coming
[00:37:10] Um
[00:37:11] But I don't know
[00:37:12] Watching Christy Carlson Romano
[00:37:13] And Shia LaBeouf
[00:37:14] Just
[00:37:15] Full into their characters
[00:37:17] Was
[00:37:17] It was just funny to watch
[00:37:19] They looked like
[00:37:19] They were having a good time
[00:37:20] We were having a good time
[00:37:21] So yeah
[00:37:22] Over time
[00:37:23] This movie
[00:37:24] Got better for me
[00:37:25] This movie slaps
[00:37:26] This movie slaps
[00:37:28] What a great twist
[00:37:29] Yeah
[00:37:30] Really enjoyed that twist
[00:37:31] Even though I knew
[00:37:31] It was coming
[00:37:32] Thoroughly enjoyed it
[00:37:33] And I really enjoyed it
[00:37:34] Watching it with
[00:37:35] Old Dano over here
[00:37:36] That was fun
[00:37:37] Yeah
[00:37:37] Bran and I have a history
[00:37:38] Of knowing when a twist
[00:37:39] Is coming in a movie
[00:37:40] And not telling Dan about it
[00:37:42] It's great
[00:37:42] Yeah
[00:37:42] Big fun
[00:37:43] Yeah
[00:37:43] It's big fun
[00:37:44] This is not the worst one
[00:37:45] That we've done
[00:37:45] Oh no
[00:37:46] Twilight
[00:37:46] Yeah
[00:37:47] I think this
[00:37:48] This is the decom
[00:37:49] That thing
[00:37:50] Also as soon as the twist
[00:37:51] Was revealed
[00:37:51] You'd take it up
[00:37:52] And leave
[00:37:52] And I was like
[00:37:53] Is this Twilight
[00:37:54] All over again
[00:37:56] Um
[00:37:56] This is the decom
[00:37:57] That made me laugh
[00:37:58] The most
[00:37:59] I laughed a lot
[00:38:00] In this movie
[00:38:00] Thought it was genuinely funny
[00:38:02] I love this movie
[00:38:03] And I agree
[00:38:04] I remember liking it
[00:38:05] And I haven't watched
[00:38:06] Even Stevens
[00:38:06] In a long time
[00:38:07] So maybe it
[00:38:08] Was just the right
[00:38:10] Amount of Even Stevens
[00:38:11] For me
[00:38:11] For someone who hasn't
[00:38:12] Seen it in a while
[00:38:13] But it hit
[00:38:14] It hit on every
[00:38:15] Possible note
[00:38:16] That I could want
[00:38:17] From it
[00:38:18] Loved it
[00:38:19] Big fan
[00:38:19] Dano
[00:38:20] Yeah
[00:38:20] Um
[00:38:21] The movie
[00:38:22] Didn't work
[00:38:23] For me
[00:38:24] But it didn't
[00:38:25] Work for me
[00:38:26] In a way
[00:38:26] That made me
[00:38:27] Want to
[00:38:28] Not necessarily
[00:38:29] Go out of my way
[00:38:30] But
[00:38:30] Wouldn't be opposed
[00:38:32] To trying to
[00:38:33] Watch the
[00:38:33] Even Stevens
[00:38:34] Program
[00:38:35] So like
[00:38:36] The Even Stevens
[00:38:37] Watch the musical
[00:38:38] So the Even Stevens
[00:38:40] TV show
[00:38:41] A 30 minutes
[00:38:42] With commercials
[00:38:43] Version of this
[00:38:44] I think would be
[00:38:45] A lot of fun
[00:38:46] I love the idea
[00:38:47] Of Ren
[00:38:48] Being this
[00:38:48] Like
[00:38:49] Serious rule follower
[00:38:51] Like makes great grades
[00:38:52] And then her
[00:38:53] Eventually just
[00:38:54] Like losing it
[00:38:56] Over the fact
[00:38:57] That Lewis
[00:38:57] Is always
[00:38:58] Just like
[00:38:59] Manic
[00:39:00] And crazy
[00:39:00] And silly
[00:39:01] And pranky
[00:39:01] And I think
[00:39:02] That aspect
[00:39:03] Of this show
[00:39:04] Could be really fun
[00:39:05] In a 20 minute dose
[00:39:08] I didn't need
[00:39:08] A 95 minute movie
[00:39:10] Over it
[00:39:10] And I think
[00:39:11] If I knew
[00:39:12] The characters
[00:39:12] I probably
[00:39:14] Would have had
[00:39:14] A little bit
[00:39:15] More leeway
[00:39:15] With that
[00:39:16] As it stood
[00:39:17] The movie
[00:39:18] Didn't work for me
[00:39:19] But
[00:39:19] The other reason
[00:39:21] It didn't work
[00:39:21] For me
[00:39:21] Is
[00:39:21] Is it just
[00:39:22] Made me want
[00:39:23] To watch
[00:39:23] The Truman show
[00:39:24] I kept getting
[00:39:25] Truman show
[00:39:26] Vibes for this movie
[00:39:26] And then I found out
[00:39:27] During her
[00:39:28] Take it to the tape
[00:39:28] That basically
[00:39:30] The producer
[00:39:31] Of the film
[00:39:32] Made them change it
[00:39:33] After he'd seen
[00:39:34] The Truman show
[00:39:35] To make a
[00:39:36] Disney version
[00:39:37] Of the Truman show
[00:39:37] They had presented
[00:39:38] It was more of a
[00:39:39] Road trip movie
[00:39:40] Which
[00:39:41] Which
[00:39:42] I
[00:39:43] I saw
[00:39:44] The original idea
[00:39:45] And I don't know
[00:39:45] How factual
[00:39:46] This part is
[00:39:46] But they were
[00:39:47] Going to go
[00:39:47] On a road trip
[00:39:48] They stop
[00:39:49] At Mount Rushmore
[00:39:51] Hijinks ensue
[00:39:52] Lewis destroys
[00:39:54] George Washington
[00:39:55] See I like that movie
[00:39:56] Better
[00:39:56] Because this
[00:39:57] Requires
[00:39:58] And then he's
[00:39:58] On the run
[00:39:59] Yeah that sounds
[00:40:00] Hysterical
[00:40:01] This is a movie
[00:40:02] Where
[00:40:03] Because
[00:40:03] In the year
[00:40:04] Of our lord
[00:40:05] 2002
[00:40:06] This person
[00:40:07] Had just seen
[00:40:07] The Truman show
[00:40:08] And was like
[00:40:08] You know what
[00:40:09] The Truman show
[00:40:10] Is one of the
[00:40:10] Best movies
[00:40:10] Of the last
[00:40:11] Three or four
[00:40:12] Decades
[00:40:12] It's fantastic
[00:40:13] They just
[00:40:14] Ripped scenes
[00:40:15] Straight off
[00:40:16] From it
[00:40:16] The two girls
[00:40:17] Watching
[00:40:18] The please
[00:40:19] Stand by
[00:40:19] Like so much
[00:40:20] Of this movie
[00:40:21] Is ripped
[00:40:21] Entirely from that
[00:40:22] So that didn't
[00:40:23] Help this movie
[00:40:24] And the fact
[00:40:25] That they're
[00:40:25] Withholding
[00:40:26] Something from
[00:40:27] This family
[00:40:27] In the series
[00:40:28] Finale
[00:40:28] And the audience
[00:40:29] I didn't think
[00:40:31] Helped it at all
[00:40:31] I think if you
[00:40:32] Want a real
[00:40:33] Send off
[00:40:33] The movie
[00:40:34] You're describing
[00:40:34] Sounds better
[00:40:35] So as much
[00:40:36] As it didn't
[00:40:37] Work for me
[00:40:37] It's not because
[00:40:39] Of Christy Carlson
[00:40:39] Romano
[00:40:40] And Shia LaBeouf
[00:40:41] Whom I both
[00:40:42] Would like to
[00:40:43] See more of
[00:40:43] And would be
[00:40:43] Willing to do
[00:40:44] Like an
[00:40:44] Even Stevens
[00:40:45] Podcast
[00:40:46] That would be
[00:40:46] Fun
[00:40:46] That is something
[00:40:48] I would do
[00:40:49] This movie
[00:40:50] Not for me
[00:40:50] But I totally
[00:40:52] See how it
[00:40:52] Like Bran
[00:40:53] Like this show
[00:40:54] Is made for you
[00:40:55] At 10 years old
[00:40:56] Like made for you
[00:40:57] And if I was 10
[00:40:59] I'd have freaking
[00:41:00] Loved this show
[00:41:00] So I want to
[00:41:02] Get that out of
[00:41:02] The way before
[00:41:03] You hear where
[00:41:03] I put it on my
[00:41:04] List
[00:41:04] I may have
[00:41:04] Seen a bit
[00:41:05] Of myself
[00:41:06] In one
[00:41:06] Louis Stevens
[00:41:07] A curly
[00:41:09] Head fellow
[00:41:10] Who just wants
[00:41:11] To goof
[00:41:11] Creative
[00:41:12] Prank
[00:41:13] Just wants to
[00:41:14] Make people laugh
[00:41:15] Yeah
[00:41:16] Gets mad
[00:41:17] When things
[00:41:17] Don't go his way
[00:41:18] Screams a bit
[00:41:19] Yeah
[00:41:20] Yeah
[00:41:21] Let's
[00:41:22] Let's make our list
[00:41:23] We're gonna
[00:41:23] Put this movie
[00:41:24] On our list
[00:41:24] If it
[00:41:25] Didn't make
[00:41:25] The top 10
[00:41:26] Let us know
[00:41:27] Where it
[00:41:27] Landed
[00:41:28] If it did
[00:41:28] Just give us
[00:41:29] That top 10
[00:41:30] Erin
[00:41:30] Yeah
[00:41:31] This movie
[00:41:32] Is going to
[00:41:33] Premiere
[00:41:34] Right outside
[00:41:35] Of my top 10
[00:41:37] Going into it
[00:41:38] I thought
[00:41:39] It would have been
[00:41:39] Further down the list
[00:41:40] Because my memories
[00:41:41] Of a kid
[00:41:42] Were like
[00:41:42] This movie
[00:41:43] Just made no sense
[00:41:44] It was too out there
[00:41:45] It was too crazy
[00:41:46] And I just
[00:41:47] Didn't like Louis
[00:41:48] From my
[00:41:49] 13 year old memories
[00:41:51] But I had a great time
[00:41:53] And
[00:41:53] You said 13 year old
[00:41:54] You wouldn't have liked
[00:41:55] 13 year old Brian
[00:41:57] Probably not
[00:41:58] Probably not
[00:41:58] It's fair
[00:41:59] I didn't like myself
[00:42:01] I'm always thankful
[00:42:02] My wife didn't meet me
[00:42:03] Until I was like
[00:42:04] A senior in high school
[00:42:05] Yeah
[00:42:05] 13 year old me
[00:42:06] Was not here for a bit
[00:42:08] That's fair
[00:42:09] I couldn't
[00:42:10] I couldn't
[00:42:10] Laugh at myself
[00:42:11] Or
[00:42:12] Like it just
[00:42:13] Yeah
[00:42:13] We met at the right time
[00:42:14] Sure
[00:42:15] To do this podcast
[00:42:16] And the new
[00:42:17] Even Stevens podcast
[00:42:18] That's right
[00:42:19] Yeah
[00:42:20] So this is going to
[00:42:21] Premiere at 12
[00:42:23] Right ahead of
[00:42:24] Zenon
[00:42:24] And right behind
[00:42:25] Luck of the Irish
[00:42:25] Got it ahead of
[00:42:26] Zenon
[00:42:27] I thought and
[00:42:29] Prayed about it
[00:42:29] And it may move
[00:42:30] But right
[00:42:31] I just
[00:42:31] 13 year old Erin
[00:42:32] Died today
[00:42:33] Yes she did
[00:42:34] Wow
[00:42:35] She died today
[00:42:35] 13 year old Erin
[00:42:36] Has had a time
[00:42:37] This past week
[00:42:38] Obviously
[00:42:39] She did
[00:42:40] But
[00:42:42] I didn't hate
[00:42:43] The hijinks in this
[00:42:44] And I think it's probably
[00:42:45] Because since I've seen this
[00:42:46] So
[00:42:46] Since 2003
[00:42:48] Have seen Truman show
[00:42:50] A bunch
[00:42:51] And have now
[00:42:52] Watching it now
[00:42:53] I think
[00:42:53] I find it funnier
[00:42:55] Because I know what it's
[00:42:56] Like pulling off of
[00:42:58] So yeah
[00:42:59] Number 12
[00:43:00] It's also a nice
[00:43:01] Palate cleanser
[00:43:02] From last week's
[00:43:03] Right on track
[00:43:03] Well yeah
[00:43:04] I mean
[00:43:04] Yeah
[00:43:05] No hijinks
[00:43:06] I didn't cry this week
[00:43:07] Yes
[00:43:08] Cried laughing
[00:43:09] Yeah
[00:43:09] So
[00:43:11] Feel better about it
[00:43:13] But yeah
[00:43:13] So number 10
[00:43:14] Right on track
[00:43:15] Halloween Town
[00:43:16] 9
[00:43:17] Scream Team
[00:43:17] 8
[00:43:18] Miracle in Lane
[00:43:19] 2
[00:43:19] 7
[00:43:20] Get a Clue
[00:43:20] 6
[00:43:21] Phantom of the Megaplex
[00:43:22] 5
[00:43:23] Smart House
[00:43:24] 4
[00:43:24] Johnny Tsunami
[00:43:25] 3
[00:43:25] Right on Track
[00:43:26] 2
[00:43:26] Cadet Kelly
[00:43:27] 1
[00:43:27] Motocrossed
[00:43:29] This movie is
[00:43:30] Premiering in my top
[00:43:31] 10
[00:43:31] Boy howdy
[00:43:33] At number 6
[00:43:35] 10
[00:43:36] Fan of the Megaplex
[00:43:37] 9
[00:43:37] Mom's got a date
[00:43:38] 8
[00:43:38] Luck of the Irish
[00:43:39] 7
[00:43:39] Smart House
[00:43:40] 6
[00:43:41] The Even Stevens movie
[00:43:42] 5
[00:43:42] Cadet Kelly
[00:43:43] A little
[00:43:43] Christy Carlson
[00:43:45] Armando
[00:43:45] 1-2 punch there
[00:43:46] Didn't see that coming
[00:43:47] 4
[00:43:48] Get a clue
[00:43:49] 3
[00:43:50] Motocross
[00:43:50] 2
[00:43:51] Johnny Tsunami
[00:43:51] And number 1
[00:43:52] The greatest movie
[00:43:52] Of all time
[00:43:53] Brain
[00:43:53] I know we're up against it
[00:43:55] But this is sheer lunacy
[00:43:56] What movie got kicked out
[00:43:57] Of your top 10
[00:43:58] Scream Team
[00:43:59] You
[00:44:01] This is just
[00:44:04] Brands
[00:44:05] Cotton Candy
[00:44:05] Wish I Was 10
[00:44:06] Again list
[00:44:07] Is all this is
[00:44:07] It's not a real list
[00:44:09] Well it's a real list
[00:44:10] Even Stevens movie
[00:44:11] Premiering at 27
[00:44:13] Oh come on
[00:44:18] 27
[00:44:18] This is Dan's
[00:44:19] I hate cotton candy
[00:44:21] And everything good
[00:44:21] In life list
[00:44:22] It's not a real list
[00:44:23] I gave credit
[00:44:25] To movies that
[00:44:26] Tried something
[00:44:27] And wanted to leave you
[00:44:28] With like
[00:44:29] A message
[00:44:29] Or something good
[00:44:31] Over this movie
[00:44:32] So gotta kick it up
[00:44:33] And double teamed
[00:44:34] Or just ahead of this movie
[00:44:35] Ultimate Christmas Present
[00:44:37] Right on track
[00:44:39] Up Up and Away
[00:44:40] Jet Jackson
[00:44:41] You Wish
[00:44:41] These are all movies
[00:44:42] That I think
[00:44:43] Are better as
[00:44:44] Standalone movies
[00:44:45] Had I seen the TV show
[00:44:47] Maybe a different story
[00:44:48] My top 10
[00:44:49] Unchanged
[00:44:50] 10 Brink
[00:44:51] 9 Miracle in Lane 2
[00:44:52] 8 Halloween Town
[00:44:53] 7 Scream Team
[00:44:54] 6 Get a Clue
[00:44:55] 5 Cadet Kelly
[00:44:56] 4 Phantom of the Megaplex
[00:44:57] 3 Mom's Got a Date
[00:44:58] With a Vampire
[00:44:59] 2 Johnny Tsunami
[00:45:00] And number 1
[00:45:01] Still Motocrossed
[00:45:04] Every time you say
[00:45:05] Phantom of the Megaplex
[00:45:06] Do you want to say
[00:45:06] Phantom Menace
[00:45:07] Phantom Menace
[00:45:07] Yeah I do
[00:45:08] Yeah yeah
[00:45:08] The Phantom Menace
[00:45:08] The Megaplex
[00:45:10] Well that does it
[00:45:11] Everybody for this week
[00:45:11] So we're gonna be back
[00:45:12] Next week
[00:45:12] We're heading
[00:45:14] To a little
[00:45:15] Eddie's Million Dollar
[00:45:16] Cook off next week
[00:45:18] Lots to choose from
[00:45:19] For Delish
[00:45:20] We'll see what you
[00:45:21] What you come up with
[00:45:22] And also a lot
[00:45:23] Not to choose from
[00:45:23] No why not
[00:45:24] I think there's some
[00:45:25] That you should
[00:45:26] Should choose
[00:45:27] If you have any
[00:45:28] Integrity
[00:45:29] For the Delish segment
[00:45:31] You'll do it
[00:45:32] You'll do it
[00:45:33] I believe in you
[00:45:35] Well the best way
[00:45:36] To make sure that
[00:45:36] I do that correctly
[00:45:37] Is to not schedule
[00:45:38] Not that we ever would
[00:45:40] But to not schedule
[00:45:41] The recordings back to back
[00:45:42] Yeah we would never do that
[00:45:43] Fair enough
[00:45:45] We did it everybody
[00:45:46] Congratulations
[00:45:46] We'll be back next week
[00:45:47] With another one
[00:45:47] Until then
[00:45:48] Merry Christmas
[00:45:51] It's not Merry Christmas
[00:45:53] At all
[00:45:54] Christmas is coming up
[00:45:56] I mean this is
[00:45:57] What is it
[00:45:57] November the
[00:45:58] D-Com Descendants
[00:46:00] Of the Bramble Jam Podcast
[00:46:01] It's produced by
[00:46:02] Brandon Gray
[00:46:02] At the Greenville
[00:46:03] Bramble Jam Podcast
[00:46:04] Network Studios
[00:46:05] To find more information
[00:46:06] On Bramble Jam Podcast
[00:46:07] Network you can go to
[00:46:08] D-Com
[00:46:08] Nope
[00:46:09] To find more information
[00:46:10] On D-Com Descendants
[00:46:11] You can go to
[00:46:12] D-Com Descendants
[00:46:13] On the socials
[00:46:14] D-Com Podcast
[00:46:15] .com
[00:46:16] I'm off track everybody
[00:46:18] It's Christmas
[00:46:20] Merry Christmas
[00:46:21] Like November 20th
[00:46:22] I almost said
[00:46:24] All right
[00:46:31] You're about to hear
[00:46:32] Some ads
[00:46:33] That help keep the
[00:46:34] Lights on here
[00:46:34] In the old studio
[00:46:36] Thanks
[00:46:37] Thanks for listening
[00:46:38] Or don't listen
[00:46:39] It's really up to you
[00:46:40] At this point
[00:46:41] It's at the end of the show
[00:46:42] I mean
[00:46:43] You're listening to me
[00:46:44] Hi
[00:46:45] But here they come
[00:46:46] I promise they're coming
[00:46:47] Yep
[00:46:47] Here they are
[00:46:48] Happy day