The Poof Point (2001)
DCOM Descendants - A DCOM PodcastAugust 30, 2024
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The Poof Point (2001)

An experiment gone wrong makes two scientists progressively age backwards. Their teenage children try to help them fix the experimental machine before they reach The Poof Point of non-existence.

 

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[00:00:03] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a Bramble Jam Podcast.

[00:00:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Hello!

[00:00:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And welcome to another episode of DCOM Descendants!

[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Friends, Aaron, Dan, we're here every single Friday!

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Diving deep into the world of the DCOM.

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Some folks call it fray-yay and I don't like talking to those people.

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_03]: We are 30 plus deep at this point everyone.

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And only a fraction of the way through if you really think about it.

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to think much, but yes, correct.

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean any part of the way through is a fraction?

[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right. That's still you.

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly what I'm trying to say.

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Bad hosting.

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_03]: What are fractions?

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I tell you what is disappointing along with your math.

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Part of the whole, I never freaking understood fractions.

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Is the fact that, Bramble, we still haven't had a new review since August 4th.

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Did we do something wrong?

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Did we hurt someone's feelings?

[00:01:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know, the only silver lining here is we're probably not doing anything after the DCOMs are over at this rate.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the silver lining for me.

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_02]: It's someone that does love both of you and the show and watching these movies.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be nice to end...

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_00]: We can get a third host, right?

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I own half of this, so...

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but we can still replace it.

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_00]: We'll call it something else and then you won't...

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Vote of no confidence.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Vote of no confidence.

[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe I was seeing Unchartable if maybe there was one from like another country because we can see those.

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm not seeing any.

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_02]: No, nothing.

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_02]: United States.

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_02]: What are we going to do out here, gang?

[00:01:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Do our best.

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Get some reviews.

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Leave a rating and review and let us know what we could do for more reviews.

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I can think of one thing that we could do right now.

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, what's that?

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_03]: We're talking poof point today.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right, poof point.

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the name of the movie.

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And you got to sit down with some sort of treat before you dive into this movie.

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And Erin, you've brought the perfect treat for us today.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_03]: What is it?

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_00]: So I brought a cotton candy, martini.

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_03]: So right now for those watching you are holding up one cup that is cotton candy and one cup that is blue.

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Blue raspberry with simpatka.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So how do you...

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_00]: There's also a strawberry lemonade.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_03]: What's in that?

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_03]: What's in that?

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean I like blue raspberry.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_00]: This is strawberry lemonade.

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh!

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh!

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Can I have the blue one?

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_02]: So what's...

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_02]: So you're going to pour that into the cotton candy?

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_00]: And the cotton candy should go poof.

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: What'd you do here?

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh!

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You thought this through.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_03]: What is it?

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's blue raspberry soda and vodka.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And then cotton candy, store-bought cotton candy.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And it should dissolve.

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I should have maybe brought a spoon but...

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my goodness.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_02]: How about that?

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Watch on the YouTube's game.

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_03]: That was something.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_03]: This is your best work.

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Your finest...

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Really, really good stuff.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_03]: As far as like getting to the heart...

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Just like that.

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Getting to the heart of the movie.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I really think you knocked it out of the parking.

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We should have had a countdown from 2.26 where all good countdown starts.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Two minutes, 26 seconds until cotton candy.

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my!

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That tastes like a sweet, sweet snow cone and I don't want any part of it.

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I love the bit.

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_00]: It is very sweet but yeah.

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I just wowed it.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Poof points.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Poof points.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_02]: That is...

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my...

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Really great work.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Do you need an app?

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Really great work.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm good.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you though.

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just gonna get some water.

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I like how all three of them are different colors too which is really cool.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how that happened.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_00]: I think this one had more yellow than cotton candy.

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Amazing.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Can I try yours?

[00:03:45] Yeah.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_02]: That's mine but you can try it.

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what I was talking about because you didn't want any more.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure then.

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You won't drink the whole thing right now.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Go!

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Go!

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Go!

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Go!

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Go!

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Go!

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Go!

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Ducks!

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, that makes me sick to watch you do that.

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Makes me sick to my stomach.

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah!

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm unstoppable!

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's podcast!

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_03]: The words of Sia.

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm unstoppable.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a Porsche with no brakes.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm only unstoppable in the month of August.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is now.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That was crazy.

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Man, what a rush.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: What a rush that was.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: We're talking Poof Point today.

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I think number 31, is that correct?

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Number 31?

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Sure, yeah.

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's number 31.

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And we're going to get to it right after this break.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: 32.

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: How about what?

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Really?

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_03]: How about that?

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_03]: 32.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk about it right after this break here on...

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Decom Descendants!

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome back everybody to Decom Descendants.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a 30 second movie.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_02]: That is right.

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_02]: So you were one of what?

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh 30.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought you said this is a 30 second movie.

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's kind of.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of, yes.

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a Buck 19.

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not long.

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_03]: That's for sure.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Poof Points.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Now, Aaron, while we were watching this movie,

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_03]: you came to the realization that this wasn't the movie

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_03]: that you thought it was because you were thinking of...

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_00]: 17 Again, but not the Zac Efron.

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And tell everybody about all the fun facts you found out

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_03]: about 17 Again and the history of its release.

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: We were getting this movie ready.

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_02]: You were like, I've seen this movie multiple times.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I have seen this.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_00]: I have seen the Poof Point.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_00]: And it's just on me and my 10 year old brain

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_00]: that Taj Mahori made two...

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Aaron's brain is older than 10.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_02]: We want to be very, very clear.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, but like my brain at 10

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_00]: saw two different Taj Mahori movies

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_00]: in which there is science and aging involved.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_00]: And I just meshed them together.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's more than fair.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Is one movie.

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like Sinbad and the Jeannie movie.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_00]: So 17 Again is where the grandparents

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_00]: physically get younger.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_00]: And Taj, because Taj was doing an experiment

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_00]: and it went wrong.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_00]: And in this one, we'll get there.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_00]: But no one physically changes.

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_00]: It's a mental change.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_00]: So I just kept waiting for that to happen.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_00]: And because I was like, when are Tia and Tamara

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_00]: showing up?

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Because they're in 17 Again.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_00]: No dice.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_00]: And they never showed up.

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_00]: He has a sister in this video.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it turns out showtime.

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Showtime.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Showtime.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_00]: But then they were giving it away for free

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_00]: on the Sister Sister box set.

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Which we all own our own copy of.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_00]: For sure.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Physical media.

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's a show that I want to rewatch.

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_00]: So that was...

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Over and over again?

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Not this movie.

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_03]: This is The Poof Point,

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_03]: which originally premiered on September 14th, 2001.

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It was written by Stu Kreiger,

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: directed by Neil Israel.

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_03]: We know Neil Israel because he also directed...

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Hounded another Taj Mahori vehicle.

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Also, this movie answers the question you asked last week

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_02]: about did they slow down after 9-11?

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_03]: They did not.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Poof Point came out three days after.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is interesting.

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_03]: An interesting time in history for sure.

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Starring Taj Mahori.

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Did he really thought that this would heal or...

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Heal our hearts.

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_03]: This is the movie...

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_03]: You can begin the process.

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_03]: The younger generation needs...

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Right now is Poof Point.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Taj Mahori, Raquel Lee, Don Lewis, Mark Curry,

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_03]: is in this movie,

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_03]: and Ryan Seaman.

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Ryan Seaman was in there.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Was he?

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you okay, Brian?

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_01]: You ever read something for the first time?

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't look at it ahead of time.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The word Seaman?

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_00]: It's not the only word that he has learned

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_00]: for the first time today.

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I learned so much today.

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to get into that.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_00]: We don't need to get into that.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk Poof Point.

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_03]: You had seen it.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I think I had seen it once,

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_03]: but Dan, I'm going to go out on a limb

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and say you didn't watch this one.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Haven't gotten to this one.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Did not book that one.

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_02]: No, sorry.

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Are we ready?

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_02]: So we're talking Poof Point.

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a Poof Point.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: How are you there?

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_03]: It was as clear as crystal.

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Still recovering.

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Eddie and Marie are just your average teenage siblings.

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: They happen to have two genius parents.

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: One of them is Mr. Cooper.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Norton and Marigolds are their parents,

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and they are, we know this because they say their age.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_03]: They're 40-year-old scientists

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_03]: that are working on time machine.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, time trial.

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_03]: In their basement.

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_03]: This is, yeah, it's not restricted by...

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the community is amazing.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Amazing.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I would love to work in my basement

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_03]: or maybe in my back shed.

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And they go down to their basement

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_03]: and they are working on this.

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It's clearly not government regulated.

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It is not funded by any school or anything.

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not any sort of regulated.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It is something that they're given a shot.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_02]: No other codes being there.

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_03]: They're given a shot.

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_03]: They do have some neighbors that think that they are irresponsible

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: because all they care about is science

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_03]: and they just do whatever their kids are out of control, blah, blah.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And maybe they're right

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_03]: because these two people have built a time machine in their basement.

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they're white.

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they're white.

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly right.

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_03]: If you knew that your neighbor,

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_03]: your next door neighbor was working on a time machine

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: that they're just going to give it a go one day.

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You might also, but they don't actually know that.

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_03]: They just think that they're just not good people,

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_03]: which is messed up, man.

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_00]: They just know there's doing experiments in the basement

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_00]: and it's causing like explosions all over the neighborhood.

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, rumbles and whatnot.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_03]: So they go to downstairs to run the experiments.

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: They type in all the things, z plus three plus all the stuff.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly right.

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_03]: All this stuff that you got to do.

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you got to do it in there.

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And they are going to...

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_00]: It's not only science though.

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_03]: They are going to attempt to send back two Goldfish

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_03]: back to the 1860s.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Which too.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Which they will be able to prove for sure.

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Because I do they think the Goldfish are coming back with like...

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Top hats them off.

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Good day.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Good day.

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_01]: That smile is back.

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_02]: It's how the West was won.

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_02]: One of them is a railroad baron.

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I've seen some things.

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Would watch a Goldfish railroad baron show.

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_03]: So they are getting ready to do this thing.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_00]: You're trying to show where the Goldfish is trying

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_00]: to teach children about history.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Hi kids.

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_00]: It's me, Goldy.

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_03]: They go to the moon.

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they are...

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody did you know?

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Amen brother.

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Amen.

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Talk about a poof point.

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh.

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_02]: All that footage.

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Gone.

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_03]: You're right, Dano.

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_03]: So they are getting ready to do this experiment.

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_03]: They have a dog.

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_03]: His name is Einstein.

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Dad does not care about the dog.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's a...

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It's probably the saddest story line we've had

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: in a D-com so far.

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Is the relationship between...

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I like how you talk about your cat.

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh gosh, I love that thing.

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Rest in peace obviously.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously.

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: So...

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_03]: If we can't keep the cat.

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Then it will die.

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: In our hearts.

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_02]: If the cat can't stay with you,

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_02]: it'll die in your heart.

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's like losing a loved one.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll say there's ice in here.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Ice is so cool.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It would go great with a cold farted pizza outside.

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't think there was ice in it earlier.

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know where it came from.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_00]: It was in there the whole time.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_03]: The whole time.

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Poof point.

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a reverse poof point.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It's make an ice appear.

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Ice is the original poof point.

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_03]: If you think about it.

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_02]: If you give it enough time.

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you have one vodka drink

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: and now you're drunk, friend?

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I took a vodka drink.

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I took an ice cube drink.

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So they have a dog.

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And the dog goes and begins to goof around

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: around the equipment.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_03]: The dog sees a cockroach.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that's right.

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And chases the cockroach.

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Which knocks.

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_00]: It goes under the time machine.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, which with the dog, I guess.

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_00]: You want to do this?

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_02]: You go ahead.

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I think you should do it.

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't saying like you're interrupting.

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying like he clearly didn't watch the movie.

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_00]: No, I think he's doing it.

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_00]: What are you talking about?

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just here to put in some fine details.

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_02]: You said he started to horse around,

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_02]: which is not true.

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_02]: He was following a cockroach.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_02]: He was hunting.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't think that's horsing around?

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: He was trying to, he was trying to

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_03]: he was worrying about the cockroach.

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_00]: He was trying to protect his family.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I think he's goofing around.

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Playing around.

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Couldn't have been more locked in.

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_00]: What you should do when you're about to

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_00]: attempt time travel for the first time.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Let your dog.

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_00]: He's not like put a leash on your dog.

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_00]: You just let him free roam.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Hop on the equipment.

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Cool, yeah.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_00]: For sure.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_00]: I think it works out 100% of the time.

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Ultimately, the vector modulator.

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_03]: How's that for paying attention?

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Was knocked out and the dog grabs it.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It does in the dog's defense.

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_00]: It sounded like look at camera too.

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Kindly.

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It does look a lot like a dog toy.

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Like one of those things.

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Inconveniently looks like,

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_02]: really looks like a dog.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Unfortunately.

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And he takes it.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_00]: The thing you put like the peanut butter in?

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Kong.

[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Kong.

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Kong.

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Kong.

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Kong.

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Kong.

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It's actually an important piece of equipment.

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Without it, you might think the machine is not able to work at

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_03]: all, but it is able to work.

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It just changes the operation.

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Instead of time travel,

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_03]: they think that nothing happens.

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't modulate the vectors.

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It still works.

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_02]: There's no vector modulation.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_03]: No vector to be modulated at all.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_00]: The vectors are modulated.

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly right.

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And everybody knows when you do time travel.

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_03]: on what, yes.

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a poof point situation.

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You think they would have found a workaround like it?

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: They would have.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: It seems like worst case scenario,

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_03]: poof point is pretty bad.

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_03]: But anyway, they look at the Goldfisher,

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_03]: like the Goldfisher still here,

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_03]: they're not a monocle in sight,

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_03]: they didn't time travel.

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately for the parents,

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_03]: they have to go to their children's graduation ceremony.

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, bummer.

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And they do seem very annoyed by it.

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_03]: They do bring a laptop so they can work on the...

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Work the whole time.

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Because something must have,

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_03]: they must have had the wrong, you know...

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Vector or modulation or code.

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Probably not enough Xs.

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Or squares.

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they are at the graduation doing the thing.

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_03]: After the graduation,

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_03]: dad does like shows off how science is cool,

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: ends up lighting the principal's hat on fire.

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a fun bit.

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a whole charade.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know what he was trying to show the kids.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think the kids cared.

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I think he was just like, look at this science thing.

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_00]: But he was like,

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_00]: we really got those kids fired up about science

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_00]: and I don't know what you were trying to do.

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_02]: To say that Mark Curry and whoever it is

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_02]: that plays his wife or out of touch is an understatement

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_02]: and people like that are like that their whole lives.

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Like they don't just become like that in their 40s.

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, that may be a good note

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_02]: to have for later in this movie.

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_03]: They do get home and they go back down

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_03]: because they're gonna try to mess around with the equipment

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and our guy Eddie is very focused

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_03]: on his upcoming audition for the Urban Slugs.

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_03]: He's gonna play, I would assume electric guitar

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_03]: because it's all that he plays.

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that that teenage boy band

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_02]: with the adult woman lead singer?

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that one.

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, we're talking, yeah, the Urban Slugs.

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And so he's auditioning for or he's messing around

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_03]: playing a thing and all that good stuff.

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And while they're down there,

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_03]: they begin to, they're like,

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_03]: let's do the experiment again

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_03]: and try to see if maybe we can understand what happened

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_03]: because when they get back,

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_03]: the Goldfish are gone altogether.

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_03]: They have no idea what happened.

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it was a delayed reaction.

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Something's going on that's causing these fish

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_03]: to be gone now.

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_03]: They're not aware of proof points yet.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're not aware of where they reached proof point yet.

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, they think it was a delayed time travel.

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they go to do it again,

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_03]: but mom is standing really close,

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_03]: it's way too close to where the experiment is taking place.

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_00]: They go get the other Goldfish

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_00]: because they just have a whole rack

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_00]: of just Goldfish for their experiments.

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of scientists kill rats.

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_02]: They kill Goldfish.

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_02]: That's true, that's true.

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_00]: And ultimately-

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_00]: And mom doesn't move out of the way of the-

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, so she-

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Being vector B.

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_03]: She gets zapped, I guess.

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And dad sees this ghost to try to save her

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_03]: is also now in the path of Zappery.

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Saw them live by the way.

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Path of Zappery was so good, too, but it's a lot.

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, my ears were bleeding by the end of that show.

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Amazing laser show.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Was that just Brian Harold's drumming band?

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: That's Path of Zappery, that's right.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It's really good.

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they're like, what's going on?

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: How's this happening?

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And they get zapped

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_03]: and when they come to,

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_03]: they are now 21 years old.

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_00]: And they look 21.

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_03]: No, they do not.

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_03]: They look 21 to themselves.

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_03]: When they look in the mirror,

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: they look 21 to themselves,

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_03]: but we still see them as 40-year-olds.

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Their parents come down,

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_03]: they see them-

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_00]: The kids come down.

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, the kids come down and see their parents.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Their parents are not involved.

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Where does Seaman get involved?

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Ryan, the actor, Ryan Seaman,

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_03]: when does he get involved?

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I wish I had that answer.

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I think he might be in the urban slugs, if I'm honest.

[00:18:09] Okay.

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_03]: He might be one of the slugs.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they come down,

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_03]: they see their parents

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_03]: and they're like, oh my gosh, what's going on?

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And their parents start acting weird.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_03]: They go ahead.

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_03]: He's Gabe.

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that narrows it down.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It was Gabe the guy

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: that was crushing on the sister at the party?

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Or was Gabe the guy

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_02]: that wants them to try out for the-

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Could be anything.

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Gabe could be-

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Could be Buster.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Could be Joe.

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true.

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Could be any white man.

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And so it takes a little bit before they realize

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: that their parents are now 21,

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: that something has happened

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_03]: and their parents don't know who they are

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_03]: so they're like trying to convince them

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_03]: that they are now 21 years old.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, mom thinks for sure

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_00]: that this is just a prank.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Mom, dad, is this a joke?

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And so it is a lot of like,

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_03]: how did your grandma-

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Convince you to do this?

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_03]: How did my mom convince you?

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_02]: She hired some children

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_02]: to act like the kids she wants me to name.

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, that's what's going on here.

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_02]: It's clearly, they're not right.

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_02]: It's clear that my mom has hired children

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_02]: to play characters, name the names

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_02]: she would like for me to name my kids.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Norton and Marigold talk about

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_00]: my mom knows the names that we've set aside

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_00]: for our children.

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm not doing it until I'm finished with schooling.

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And my mom thinks-

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought she didn't wanna name them that

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_02]: and her mom did, okay.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_00]: She didn't or instead those names aside

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_00]: for their future kids.

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_00]: But she didn't want to start having a family

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_00]: until she finished her doctorate.

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_00]: And her mom is like running out of time.

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Like you should have kids now.

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You know as-

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_00]: You know how moms do.

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It's classic mom stuff.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Classic mom stuff.

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_03]: They do ultimately end up convincing them

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_03]: that they need to figure out the fix for this thing.

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Otherwise, poof point.

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they're going over the math.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_03]: They still don't, no one knows still

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_03]: that this part is missing.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_03]: No one's come to that conclusion.

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Take a drink of your cotton candy martini

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_00]: every time one of us says poof point.

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Poof point.

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You guys are gonna be wasted.

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And they did calculate-

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_02]: You're not even making dinner tonight.

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_02]: You won't know if I'm there or not.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_03]: They were able to calculate how long it'll take

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_03]: and it'll be before poof point.

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't actually remember

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_03]: how they came to that calculation.

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: But they have 30 hours to figure out.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_02]: They did the math.

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_02]: They did the math.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_02]: The fish took six seconds, 30 hours for adults.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just a clear six second to 30 hours ratio.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Easy peasy.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_02]: So poof point ratio.

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_00]: When you carry the variable.

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And the vector.

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_03]: When you got a vector madness.

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: It's vector madness.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Vector madness.

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Vector poof.

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_00]: We're all science-y.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Now the big takeaway when they're 21

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_03]: is that they are a bit cooler than they are when they're 40.

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_03]: They talk completely different.

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Talk differently, but they're still very much

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_03]: into like science and all that stuff.

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're like, okay, they're 20 year olds.

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_03]: When they in seven hours,

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_03]: they turn into 14 year olds.

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Versions of themselves.

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Right before they do that,

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_02]: it appears that the mom does solve it.

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Like she's like, I found out the thing that we need

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_02]: but we've got to find the vector module.

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they right after that, they turn it.

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_02]: That's tough.

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_03]: 14, yes.

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_03]: That's tough.

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_03]: They turn into 14 year old themselves

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_03]: and it's completely, they're completely different people.

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Like dad shreds the guitar.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it's able to guitar behind his neck

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_03]: and his son who has taken an interest in music

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_03]: has no idea that his dad

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_03]: when he was 14 year old absolutely shreds.

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_00]: All those hours that Tash has been playing

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_00]: in the guitar around the house.

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Dad never comes in.

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember when I did that.

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_02]: No, nothing.

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_02]: He hates the dog and his kids basically.

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_02]: They don't even pay attention to graduation.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Bro, laptop or graduation?

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Tash is on stage with his eighth grade diploma,

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_00]: looks out in the crowd,

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_00]: sees his parents just not watching.

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_02]: To be fair, they're bad parents.

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_02]: The middle school graduation guys.

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Middle school graduate.

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, bring the laptop

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_00]: but at least look up when your kid's on stage.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta get some high-color contact there.

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_00]: For sure.

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_00]: But that one minute you shouldn't be in.

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So they end up like they see each other.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a, they like each other.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_03]: A four-year-old version of themselves.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's like a...

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a classic freshman in high school.

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I like him.

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_02]: But fun of each other and like...

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He's intimidated by how good I am at science.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_02]: She thinks she's as smart as me.

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Classic guy girl stuff.

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Dad's also really good at the bike.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He's able to do some tricks and stuff.

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is a lot of fun for him.

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_03]: They go this diner and while at the diner,

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I think mom accidentally tells

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_03]: some one of the other teenagers in there.

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Who is Marie's nemesis?

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Like Arch nemesis.

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And they took that and said,

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_03]: let's have a party basically.

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Like hey...

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Somehow 14-year-old mom remembered that Taj

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_00]: has an audition for the Urban Slugs at three.

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_00]: And mom even knew that,

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_00]: because we didn't know that the audition,

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Urban Slugs were coming to Taj's house.

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah and they do that.

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_02]: They're above and beyond.

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I've never done an audition to play in a band.

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_00]: But I would assume that if I was trying

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_00]: to be in your band, I would come to you.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_02]: It is not practice space or whatever.

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah and it would be a practice space.

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Not a concert.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_00]: They're at the diner and Chloe is saying,

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_00]: she's going to her two friends,

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_00]: somebody I don't know and Kelsey from High School Musical.

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, we're gonna tell everyone...

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody I don't know and someone else I don't know,

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_02]: but did play Kelsey in High School Musical.

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Listen, it's Kelsey from High School Musical.

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_03]: You're love of Kelsey is absurd.

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_03]: She's an unrespected character

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_03]: in the High School Musical universe.

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever.

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, the point is...

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you say whatever to Kelsey?

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_00]: No to him.

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh you were, okay good.

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought you were with him on that.

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no.

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like I didn't even know who you were for a second.

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_00]: He's the playmaker.

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes!

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a bad play.

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_00]: The composer of the musical is like the playmaker.

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like you have this star wide receiver,

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_03]: but he never gives credit to the quarterback.

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Kelsey's the quarterback.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to it.

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Tell me about it.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Hudgens and Efron are not the...

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_02]: One of those two is not the quarterback?

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_03]: One's wide receiver, one's running back.

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's absurd.

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah they met while doing karaoke.

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: That part of the story is still true.

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay got it.

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_03]: At our New Year's Eve kids party.

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, the point of this is

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Chloe's telling her friends

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_00]: that about this audition that's happening

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_00]: and she's like we're gonna tell everyone

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_00]: that it's a party.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_00]: And I just thought, cool the urban slugs

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_00]: must rehearse in like a space

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_00]: that they're just gonna have a party in.

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_02]: The slug zone.

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Slug zone.

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah that's what it's called.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_00]: What a wasted opportunity.

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And no, it's a party at the house.

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_03]: So they take this and they say

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_03]: well they're gonna be having this little

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_03]: get together for the audition.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_03]: We might as well make it a huge party.

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_03]: There's gonna be music.

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they invite the entire town.

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Literally the entire town.

[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_03]: You might be wondering,

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: uh oh they're running out of time.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't seem like they're working hard enough.

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Mom and dad dying at all.

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_02]: They can't find them for a while.

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_02]: The neighbors are getting mad.

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_02]: They're trying to figure out the formula

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_02]: and they're trying to find the modulator.

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_02]: It's all not looking great.

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Not looking great there for the old.

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And I gotta be honest.

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_03]: If this was happening in my life

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_03]: and I had an audition at 3 p.m.

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_03]: for the slug and you don't want to

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_03]: postpone a slug audition.

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_03]: But if your parents are on the verge of poof point

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_03]: you have to postpone the slug audition.

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Your favorite band when you were 14?

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_02]: What's your favorite band?

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh probably Reliant K, easy.

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_02]: You get to audition for Reliant K.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Ooh!

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Your parents, you know.

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's one o'clock right now.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You can audition in two hours.

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Your parents, if you don't solve it

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_02]: have eight hours to live.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_02]: You going a quick shred with Tee-sun and the boys?

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_02]: That's really tough.

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_02]: That's really tough.

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I think you and I both know

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not solving this problem.

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And also, yeah, you're the fifth of five.

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You're like, you're gonna leave it in the hands of Jesse

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_02]: and you're gonna take a hike.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not gonna be able to solve the poof point dilemma.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_03]: So I might as well shred with Tee-sun and the gang.

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought you might.

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_00]: I do think at this point they're still trying

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_00]: to solve the problem.

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing I can do.

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_00]: I think 14 year old parents

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_00]: are who discover that a piece is missing.

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_00]: I think the 21 year old.

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Stace finally decided to look at the thing

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_03]: that's like how it's supposed to be.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're like, hey, there's something missing here.

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_03]: We gotta find this thing.

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the kids when they turned seven.

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_03]: So they discover this thing.

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_03]: They can't find the part.

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody begins to show up for the party.

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And so now you have to press pause

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_03]: on finding the part situation.

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_03]: That's like their parents' law.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And the urban slugs are here.

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_00]: So I might as well audition.

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you might as well.

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_03]: He is gonna audition on bass guitar.

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Have we seen him play the bass guitar at all?

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: In this movie?

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: He's been shredding entirely on the electric guitar.

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_03]: The whole band is there.

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Even an electric guitar.

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_00]: He has an acoustic guitar as well.

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_00]: That's true.

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_03]: All six strings though is all I'm saying.

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And then he just.

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_00]: And then bass.

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, to low.

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_00]: And it's definitely not at this point

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_00]: that the movie broke brand.

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I was so mad.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing else.

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything else about this movie tracked.

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, yeah.

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Every other D-Con that we've seen so far above board.

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_00]: But him only playing a guitar and then audition.

[00:27:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I just don't know why you would have him do that

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_03]: is all I'm saying.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And what's why this is from the beginning

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_02]: they do say bass.

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Like they're like, I'm gonna audition to play bass.

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_02]: They're clear about that.

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they haven't played just guitar

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_02]: all movie long, which is crazy.

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a move.

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like maybe they misspoke.

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: You know?

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they don't know.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a goof.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway.

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a goof point.

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a goof point.

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a goof point.

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Say it louder for the people in the back.

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Say it one more time.

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a goof point.

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_03]: That's good.

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_03]: So at the party, they do become seven year olds

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_03]: and they start running around with the scooters

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_03]: doing the whole thing.

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Trying to break stuff.

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a big floating ball thing.

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't actually know what that is.

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_03]: There is a kid.

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Some sort of experiment that the dad brings up

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_00]: and they just wrecks havoc.

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_03]: There is the stoner that is there.

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_03]: You know he's a stoner because he has dreads.

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_03]: He's a white dude with dreads.

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, listen, your hands are tied.

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, actually, there aren't even dreads.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_00]: They're cornrows.

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's a bunch of braids all the time.

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_03]: As someone who had an Afro in high school

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_03]: that dreaded, you know, a lot of it was dreaded.

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I was everyone thought I was high all the time.

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So I get it.

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Listen, we still think that fair.

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fair.

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_03]: High on life, baby.

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_03]: This planet rules.

[00:28:42] Yeah.

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Proof point.

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there are a few things

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_00]: that went back from lunch the other day

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_00]: that you might have been.

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, could be.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Never.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_03]: All I'm saying is never stop learning.

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And never be so proud.

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_00]: It would also explain the keys.

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Holy cow.

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_02]: All I'm saying is you're never.

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_02]: The only thing that can explain

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_03]: you're never too old to keep learning.

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_02]: That still doesn't make sense.

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And don't be so proud.

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't make sense.

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't be so proud to admit

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_03]: when you just learned something new,

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: even if it's silly.

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, of course.

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I think it's awesome

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_03]: when people learn.

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_00]: You learning something new on my birthday

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_00]: is going to make that my favorite birthday.

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm competing with the pizza restaurant

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_03]: on the field.

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_02]: It's pretty.

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_02]: This is amazing.

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Aaron's one of Aaron's birthdays.

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_02]: They invented an outdoor pizza.

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_00]: And I never claimed that they did.

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Dan just can't have joy.

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_03]: At least her massive fridges friends

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_03]: came at the end of the story

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_03]: as I was anticipating it happening.

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of inside baseball happened right now.

[00:29:43] [SPEAKER_03]: None of it works for the pod.

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: So they're running it.

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: There's Havoc.

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_03]: There is.

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about this episode.

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: There is an urban slugs concert happening.

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Urban slugs.

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And he does play.

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it an urban slugs cover band?

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's going great.

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: But then, you know,

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a bit of an incident going on.

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And this might be semen.

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_03]: He tells him, hey, man,

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_03]: is there always going to be something like this

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_03]: going on when we're supposed to be practicing?

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like that might be semen.

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You're right.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Something happens to like the it's just getting out of control

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_00]: and the sister has had enough.

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Like good.

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_00]: You've got to save mom and dad.

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_00]: She comes up and is like, all right, you did it.

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Cool.

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Cool.

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_00]: We have to go deal with this thing.

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_00]: And that's when the guy is like,

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_00]: is this always going to happen?

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_00]: So every day of my life,

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_00]: my parents are going to be in the middle of an experiment.

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Um, then they might poof.

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_02]: White folks across the street call police.

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_00]: The white that's exactly right.

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_00]: You would on a house of black teenagers.

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_03]: But they there's their daughter.

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_03]: They were shocked to find out

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_03]: that her daughter was actually at the party.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_00]: daughter.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Lizzie would never be at a party like this.

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Is it McGuire?

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_00]: And then she's like, I'm not here.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's right.

[00:30:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm here.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_02]: My dad.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And then the police officers that don't say anything.

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I know just what you're saying.

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_02]: They decide they can't talk at all.

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_02]: But the deal is struck where they're going to give them

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_02]: another chance and nobody's going to do where the party's

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_02]: going to be over if we cancel it right now.

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, why the police are there because apparently

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_00]: the neighbors are just in charge of everything

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_00]: because the neighbors are like, we're evicting your parents.

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_02]: White people, they took a vote.

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_00]: And then they're like, well, we'll give you one more

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_00]: chance if you shut this party down right now,

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_00]: that's right, which the daughter has been trying to do.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_00]: So she's like, great.

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone's awesome.

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody get out of here.

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_03]: By this point, though, things are,

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_03]: can their parents are getting younger and younger,

[00:31:24] [SPEAKER_03]: quicker and quicker as the time is getting closer to zero?

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_03]: They become two year olds.

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they finally go back down to the.

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Basement slash lab laboratory.

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're being like, they're just being crazy,

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_03]: their little popsicles and whatnot.

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I want to go for a ride on the spaceship.

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And dad sees the dog and is like, doggy

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_03]: is really excited about the dog,

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_03]: which dad has never been excited.

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Two year old.

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Two year old.

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought they were closer to four.

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know there were two.

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, at one point, they aren't sure.

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_00]: And they when they find the mom sitting in the kitchen

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_00]: covered in food, they ask her, how old are you?

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_00]: And she holds up two hands.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_00]: He does the potty bit.

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_00]: She goes this many.

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_03]: He does the potty bit.

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_01]: OK.

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_01]: OK.

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: OK.

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_03]: My bad.

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_03]: So crawls over to the dog and that is when it is discovered

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_03]: that always got the vector.

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_00]: The part of the dog, a little bit of attention.

[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_00]: We get the killer line that Einstein has waited his whole life

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_00]: for dad to pay attention to him.

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And what a moment.

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_01]: What a moment.

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_00]: That they get so we've got darker and Einstein rewards

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_00]: dad by giving him the vector module.

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But also we find out that the daughter who's like,

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't do this science stuff.

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_02]: She cracks the mathematical formula and realizes

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_02]: that it was formulated for gold vision.

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_02]: They had never.

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, because they were never supposed to calibrate it

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_00]: for humans.

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_00]: They were all they were re running the experiment.

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Goldfish does the whole formula.

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Bada bing, bada boom.

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_00]: A bunch of numbers and letters out

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_00]: and then the computer goes press enter.

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_03]: They get him in after.

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It's he there's about to get in and that dad has to go

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_03]: to go potty.

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_03]: So he goes potty makes it in just in time.

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_03]: They press enter and they're saved.

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They're saved point exterminated.

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And you know now that now they're really close family.

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Dad barbecue is inside plays plays guitar with his kids

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_03]: sometimes and they're just a science loving family

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_03]: and everybody's happy and poof point.

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Poof point is is is done.

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_03]: We poof point it to point.

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We are going to take a quick break.

[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to come back.

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to talk about our thoughts in this movie.

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to make our list.

[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to check it twice and so much more here on

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_04]: the condescending cat and here briefly.

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi, everybody.

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome back to Decom descendants.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_03]: It's great to be here.

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It is time to head an overtime.

[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_03]: That's where we're talking about our thoughts on this

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_03]: move time to.

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, damn it.

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_00]: We really oversold that and we were like, we don't need

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_00]: that.

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_00]: We don't need that.

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure.

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I kept wanting to say make make the list.

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'll let you know there's something else.

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I remember it and this may help you if you want to take

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: a note.

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: It spells decompose for delish super comp chat over

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_02]: overtime.

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_03]: If I had said comp chat earlier, I think I would have

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't say it or that was on me.

[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't say that.

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We should say it over.

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, put it in post.

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I do have some reviews from Letterbox if you want it.

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So we'll be like, sculpture.

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Emily says this, you would think the weirdest thing

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_03]: about this movie was the parents consistently

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_03]: de-aging to the point of almost non-existence.

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_03]: But you would be incorrect because this exchange

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_03]: happens in this movie.

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's the president of the United States?

[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_03]: The Ron man who are political hero Ronald Reagan.

[00:35:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I was going to bring it up.

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Disney Channel.

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I have so many questions.

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_03]: So many questions.

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_03]: M says constantly thinking about the scene where dad

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_03]: says horsey, horsey.

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I want to go horsey.

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I need to go pee pee want to see and the impact

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_03]: that that had on the history of cinema.

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Three stars from Soylent Femmes.

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_03]: That says this movie walks so that Benjamin Button could run.

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Not wrong.

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Adam said more like oof point.

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Am I right?

[00:35:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Right there.

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_02]: None of us said it.

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we forgot to mention the fact that this movie

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_03]: ends with Taj acting like Bob Marley.

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's unfortunate.

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That is an oof point.

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I was trying to forget about that.

[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Caleb does bring this up.

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Caleb Benjamin says when he turned into Bob Marley,

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I was so disappointed.

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And Lego says one and a half star.

[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it's the company,

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_03]: somebody with the username who can say and they just said,

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care and didn't like this movie,

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_03]: but would like to experience the poof point.

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Imagine having the opportunity to disappear forever.

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_03]: So sad.

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for our overtime.

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: We're talking about how we thought this movie

[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_03]: aged every time, where our thoughts on it

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: and all that good stuff.

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And what do you think of the poof point?

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know where you start.

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Hijinks.

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of hijinks.

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_02]: So many hijinks.

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking the movie was better than I originally remembered

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_00]: because I forgot about the Bob Marley bit at the end

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_00]: because at first he's just like, yeah,

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_00]: now we time travel as a family and that sounded fun.

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_00]: And he was just dressed like Bob Marley.

[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_00]: And like, I was like, that was cool.

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_00]: He did the accent.

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_00]: He almost got away without doing the accent.

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, we could save it.

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_00]: And he did the accent.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And I forgot that that's how the movie ended.

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_00]: So that's tough.

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_00]: That's rough.

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_00]: I think really after watching this movie,

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_00]: I just want to go watch 17 again, either version.

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think that poof point is going to be on my list

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_00]: of D-coms that I'm rewatching anytime soon.

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_00]: It was funny, but I don't think it really hit the mark

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_00]: for the de-aging.

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_00]: You and I talked about what we were watching

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_00]: and at least they weren't messing with a timeline.

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_00]: And so therefore, they kind of got away

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_00]: with not needing to establish a whole bunch

[00:37:31] [SPEAKER_00]: of like timeline rules, but I'm not quite sure

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_00]: they had de-aging rules.

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_00]: And that made it hard to follow how they're switching,

[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_00]: how they're de-aging.

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_00]: They immediately went from 40 to 21

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_00]: and then went in weird.

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_02]: 21 and then from 21 to 14 and seven hours

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_02]: and then 14 to seven in like eight or nine hours.

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was a lot shorter.

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Five hours at seven and then it was just like three, two, one.

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Brrr.

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Poof point.

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Could it have been like a year, an hour?

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_02]: It would have been so cool to watch them slowly

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_02]: but surely lose the faculty of being able

[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_02]: to figure out what was wrong.

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a great idea for a movie.

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_00]: But they also never until they got to like seven,

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_00]: even the four-year-old versions still like understood

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_00]: the experiment.

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know, it was fun for some hijinks

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_00]: but I think once you're after eight, this movie's not great.

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I really liked the idea of this movie

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_03]: in a world of time travel movies.

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought that this was a really clever variation of it.

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And I thought that the like when they were kid

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_03]: like when he said like a P.P. and stuff, that was funny.

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_03]: He did a good job of being.

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he said P.P. it was funny.

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Braining gray.

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_02]: DVD box.

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_03]: It was funny.

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_03]: They're just there.

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_03]: The inconsistency in this movie is really,

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_03]: really makes us a tougher movie to get through.

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_03]: The parents being so different at 40

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_03]: than even when they were 21, even in just a way

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_03]: in which they presented like present themselves

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_03]: is just totally different.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Even though they're totally independent scientists

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and they're not run by any establishment.

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So they could be these scientists

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_03]: that are also like really chill, but they're not that.

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And but somehow at 21 they are that.

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And you know, the guitar thing bothered me more

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_03]: than it should.

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And so there's just like a lot of little things

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_03]: a lot of little things in this movie

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_03]: that made this movie not as good

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_03]: as I think it could have been.

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I think there's something really cool here.

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And maybe we can put our heads together

[00:39:41] [SPEAKER_03]: and give this one another shot.

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_03]: If they're, if they made under wraps again,

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you could redo this one

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and you can make something really cool.

[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's a pretty cool idea.

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_00]: And we're at a fun age now

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_00]: where like Taj could be the dead.

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_03]: 100%.

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I think there's stuff like that

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_03]: that's really cool.

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And the idea of having your parents de-age

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_03]: and you getting to unlike with like Freaky Friday

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_03]: when they switch bodies

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: and then they really,

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: like you kind of realize what your,

[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_03]: what your parent is going through.

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Your parent realize what you're going through.

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It's similar to that,

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_03]: but your parents coming down

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and you being the same age as your parent is cool.

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't feel like they fully got

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_03]: got through the coolness of it.

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_00]: They did have a couple of cool conversations

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_00]: where like the mom and the daughter

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_00]: when the mom was 14

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_00]: got to have a fun like we're peers almost like,

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_00]: you know.

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Him never like talking to his dad and being like,

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_03]: why, why'd you never tell me that you play guitar?

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Like there's stuff there is really cool.

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Like his dad being like him.

[00:40:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. I feel like he and they, we didn't,

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_03]: we needed closure after more.

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_03]: We needed closure after they came back.

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I close in conversation.

[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_02]: This would be 79 minutes.

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And I think that hurts it

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_02]: because it's trying to do a lot.

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_02]: The death nail is the parents are bad parents.

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_02]: If the movie starts

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_02]: and these parents are aloof

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_02]: and their nerds aloof point,

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_02]: their nerds and their scientists,

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_02]: but they do love their kids

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_02]: and they are there for their kids.

[00:41:13] [SPEAKER_02]: The movie works on every like everything

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_02]: that happens after that makes a lot more sense.

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_02]: But you are presented with Mark Curry

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_02]: who doesn't know his kids are graduating,

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_02]: hates his own dog.

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_02]: They're bad parents.

[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And so that gets us off on a really bad foot

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_02]: because as soon as they go down to 21 years old,

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_02]: it's like now they're cooler,

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_02]: but also they care more.

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like they're different people altogether.

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I think if you had made the parents good parents

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_02]: when they were 40 at the beginning of this movie,

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_02]: everything still works.

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_02]: All of the crises are still there

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_02]: and it works much better.

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Having said all of that, were you done, Brandon?

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I was done.

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you so much for having said all that.

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I like the movie seems a little bit ahead of its time

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_02]: with what it's trying to do.

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I love the fact that it's a black family

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_02]: who like is big in science.

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And that would have been like

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_02]: if you were a young person of color

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_02]: to see that on your TV screen, pretty awesome

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_02]: in the year 2000, I think that's great.

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Mark Curry is really funny.

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_02]: But no, it doesn't all work as well as what you're

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_02]: kind of promised.

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_02]: The premise of this movie promises

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_02]: hijinks, fun, heartwarming, all of that stuff.

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And unfortunately, it doesn't quite deliver

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_02]: all of those things.

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_02]: But I still appreciate the attempt.

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I may be higher on it than YouTube

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_02]: because I just like the swings a big swing.

[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a big swing of a movie

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_02]: and it doesn't really work the way it should

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_02]: most of the time.

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_02]: But I was never bored.

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was really, really short

[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_02]: and they swung big.

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So you could ask for worse.

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's also along the lines

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_00]: of like having those heart to heart moments.

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_00]: There is a moment where like

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Taj and the dad are talking about something

[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_00]: and the dad asks Taj a question

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_00]: about his friends or something like that

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_00]: and Taj doesn't know how to respond

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_00]: because he's like, that's the first time

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_00]: you've ever asked me about my life.

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Crazy.

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_00]: And the dad was like, I'm your dad.

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Like we must talk all the time.

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_00]: And then we don't go anywhere with that.

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And then when they get back

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_02]: it just they act like this is

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_02]: like they remember enough to be better parents.

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_02]: That was the part of this movie that was tough.

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_00]: There is like a more heartbreaking movie in here somewhere

[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_00]: that's not where the dads of mine

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_03]: doesn't care about any other living soul.

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_00]: They just like every now and then

[00:43:35] [SPEAKER_00]: you're having some high drinks

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_00]: and this movie hits you with like all eyes

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_00]: trying to find what it was some attention from dad

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_00]: or eyes that had waited his whole life

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_00]: for some attention.

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_00]: And like, the first time you've ever asked me

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_03]: and he says, I'm sorry and I have two things in common.

[00:43:51] [SPEAKER_00]: One, we were named after scientists

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_03]: and two, we both just want dad's attention.

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Man, that's tough.

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there was definitely it takes a big swing.

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't quite hit it out of the park, but it's a good.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Good. Here we are.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Who point point?

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_00]: It's a both point.

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's make our lists.

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_03]: The MND come.

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So that works.

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Aaron, where are you putting this one

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_03]: the proof point on your list?

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_00]: That's a great question.

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I can go ahead if you need me to.

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead, Brian.

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I have it

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_03]: debuting not in the top 10.

[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I have a debuting at number 20.

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_03]: 20, I have it in between.

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't look under the bed, which is 19

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_03]: and color of friendship, which is 21.

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_03]: That's where I have it.

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_03]: It's behind a couple of movies like Up Up In A Way.

[00:44:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Steps, different planet, weird movies like that.

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I kind of feel like it's in that.

[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_02]: You think stepsister from Planet Weir

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_02]: is better than this movie?

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I do.

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Holy cow.

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Man, sorry.

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Good for you, dude.

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry to hurt you.

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm so I'm happy that you're happy with that.

[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I am happy.

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's my top 10.

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Same as last week, Halloween Town.

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_03]: 10, nine, Miracle lane two, eight,

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Jack Jackson, seven, Phantom six,

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Mom's got a date, five,

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_03]: look at the Irish for Smart House.

[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Three, Motocross two,

[00:45:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Johnny Thunami and number one,

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_03]: the greatest movie of all time, Brink.

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Aaron, yeah, are you prepared?

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_00]: I am prepared.

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Like with Bran,

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_00]: this movie is not premiering in my top 10.

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_00]: What?

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_00]: It is premiering at 22.

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, holy moly.

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_02]: 22.

[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Guys, am I crazy here?

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_00]: No, I need to think about it some more.

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, do you want to go to Dan?

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you want a few more minutes?

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Go for it.

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_02]: It's your birthday.

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You can do what you want.

[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_02]: It was your birthday.

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_00]: It was my birthday.

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_03]: So your birthday month.

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Today's the last day of it.

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fine, too, though.

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but.

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Further removed once another person's birthday comes in,

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_03]: it years is out.

[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're going to move it real quick.

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_02]: OK, Dan, go ahead.

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not my top 10.

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, I think it would be crazy,

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_02]: but I have it at 14.

[00:46:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I have it.

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_02]: The movie that I have worse than this

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_02]: is Don't Look Under the Bed,

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_02]: another very big swing movie

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_02]: that has a weird make out scene

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_02]: with an imaginary friend.

[00:46:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And without that,

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_02]: it probably is a top 10 movie.

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And then just better than this,

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I have Xenon and Genius and the other me

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_02]: and movies like that.

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That's where I have it.

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I think this is a big swing of a movie

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_02]: with a great idea

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_02]: and it doesn't all quite coalesce,

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_02]: but it's only 79 minutes,

[00:46:27] [SPEAKER_02]: which matters to me.

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Jumping ship drops on my list

[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_02]: because of how long it is like.

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_00]: The jumping ship is like three hours on.

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's still going on somewhere.

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It's still playing.

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_02]: There's still on that island.

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_02]: My top 10 is the same as last week.

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Luck of the Irish 10, Smart House 9,

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Brink 8, Quint's 7,

[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Phantom of the Megaplex 6,

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Miracle in Lane 2, 5.

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Mom's got a date with the vampire 4,

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Halloween Town 3,

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Johnny Tsunami 2 and the best

[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_02]: DCOM by far number one motocross.

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I got.

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_00]: OK, here we are.

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you ready now?

[00:47:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Yep, I thought about it.

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_00]: It's going to debut at 17.

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_02]: OK.

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Because I do think I'd rather watch this

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_00]: than Rip Girls, Alley Cat Strike and Genius

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_00]: and both Lawrence Brothers movies.

[00:47:11] [SPEAKER_02]: That's all genius.

[00:47:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I had genius right before it.

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_02]: So I had Rip Girls and Alley Cat Strike definitely worse.

[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so that's where I'm going to do it.

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to do it with Alley Cat Strike.

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I put it on my list immediately

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_00]: right where Hound it is

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_00]: because I think I was just putting

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_00]: the Taj Mahri movies together.

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a better, this is a way better time.

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Coincidentally also 17,

[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_03]: you thought this movie was 17 again.

[00:47:30] [SPEAKER_03]: So it actually works out really well.

[00:47:31] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll just keep it at 17 forever,

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_00]: no matter what other else.

[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_02]: No matter what other comes out.

[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_02]: That's going to end up really high on your list then.

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_02]: If it ends up 17 out of 130,

[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_02]: that's going to be something.

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_00]: 117.

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_00]: And then there has been some change-ups in my top.

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Some change-ups, okay.

[00:47:48] [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to change-ups, Warning.

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Change-up everybody.

[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Change-up.

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Here we go.

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Still at 10, Brink.

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, finger.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Moving down to number nine is Quintz.

[00:47:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:47:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Moving up.

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Where was it?

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_00]: I think it was at eight.

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_00]: So there's a switch here.

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Moving up is Phantom of the Mega Blacks.

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you guys are starting to be with me on this.

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, what was the more I think about it,

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_00]: like I think Quintz is a better movie,

[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_00]: but I watch Phantom of the Mega Blacks every year.

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Kimmy Brown.

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_02]: She's unbelievable.

[00:48:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Kimmy Brown.

[00:48:19] [SPEAKER_02]: She is.

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_02]: The movie is whatever, but she is the scene where she is.

[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_02]: She gives some good work.

[00:48:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh, it's unbelievable.

[00:48:25] [SPEAKER_02]: But Phantom of the Mega Blacks, I'd rather watch.

[00:48:27] [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I switched.

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just think about it all the time.

[00:48:30] [SPEAKER_00]: I watch it every year.

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like as you know, we're getting into fall season.

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Fall coffee is out.

[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Fall donut flavors are out.

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Like Count Chocla is in theaters.

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Or is it theaters and stores?

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I keep thinking about like, it's almost time for me.

[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Mom's got a date.

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Phantom is going to move into my top five at October.

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what happened.

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_02]: You told me you were playing a movie

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_02]: we had already seen again.

[00:48:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Phantom of the Mega Blacks would be one of the ones

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I would have hoped that you would

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_02]: like definitely near the top.

[00:48:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Like is it great?

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_02]: No, but like there's something about it now

[00:49:02] [SPEAKER_02]: that I know to expect for it not to really be.

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_00]: It makes no sense.

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_00]: It's hijinks.

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah.

[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_02]: That movie in may in a continuing

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and I've got it six right now.

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_02]: It may continue to climb.

[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Who knows?

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know, sorry.

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead.

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Seven Xenon six Halloween Town five.

[00:49:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Luck of the Irish for smart house.

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Three Miracle in lane two to Johnny Sonami.

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Also happy wedding to Johnny Sonami

[00:49:26] [SPEAKER_00]: and his now wife.

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Shut up.

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_00]: I think Brianna Brianna.

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like your heart was on this.

[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like Europe.

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_00]: My Instagram was like all just like videos

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_00]: from their wedding this past weekend.

[00:49:38] [SPEAKER_00]: And it looked like the cutest wedding.

[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Like obviously what you would expect from Johnny Sonami.

[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Expect, nonetheless, they walked down.

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_03]: They was a heck as the Johnny Sonami sequel,

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_00]: like a mountainside chapel, like on like outdoors,

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_00]: like a chapel in the side of a mountain.

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_00]: They walked down the aisle together,

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_00]: like separate aisles and wow,

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_02]: what in a center aisle?

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_00]: There was two.

[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_00]: I was just like, and then they had a picnic

[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_00]: in like a park later and somebody,

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_00]: they had like somebody just playing a drums

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_00]: or letting the guitar while they did their first dance.

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_00]: It was, it just looked really natural.

[00:50:10] [SPEAKER_02]: If you're watching on YouTube,

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Aaron did strum an air guitar and say playing a drum.

[00:50:14] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was a-

[00:50:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I said play the drum.

[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_00]: There was drums and a guitar.

[00:50:16] [SPEAKER_02]: They were playing a drum.

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_02]: And a guitar.

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_00]: But anyway.

[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_02]: If you were to take-

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Johnny Sonami, number one, motocross.

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

[00:50:22] [SPEAKER_02]: If you were to take Xenon out

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_02]: and put Mom's Got A Date with a vampire in,

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_02]: you and I would have the same movies,

[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_02]: 10 movies in our top 10.

[00:50:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Xenon is the one-

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_00]: I just don't like rewatching Mom's Got A Date with a vampire.

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_02]: But Xenon, does it really?

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But do you really like-

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I love Xenon.

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_00]: It is an Iowa's 8 situation and it's just gonna-

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I've not got it at 13.

[00:50:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I've got it, you know, so.

[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I got rid of my dreams

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_00]: of owning a Hawaiian island and-

[00:50:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Good for you.

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm holding on to living in space.

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_02]: See the slopedas.

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Which is weird because I don't wanna live in space

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_00]: but it does seem really cool.

[00:50:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Johnny, we don't get the Johnny Sonami sequel.

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_00]: It's like 2007.

[00:50:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, until after high school musical.

[00:50:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy.

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_03]: A different world.

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, man.

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_03]: We did it.

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_03]: We're back next week.

[00:51:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Halloween Town the Deuce.

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and the name is-

[00:51:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's the night.

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It's heading in the fall.

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It'll be the first movie of September that we're doing.

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, beautiful.

[00:51:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Which works out really nicely.

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Calabar's Revenge.

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_00]: You guys remember Calabar from the first one?

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, of course.

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Calabar.

[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Our guy, our boy.

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Robin Thomas.

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_00]: This is where we will meet

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Kimberly J. Brown's husband.

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh.

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_02]: In real life husband.

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I assumed it wasn't on television.

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Please.

[00:51:32] [SPEAKER_00]: That junior and high school girl.

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[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_00]: It is still, Dan and I had birthdays this month

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[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_03]: We're heading into some really great movies now.

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Get it on the ground floor.

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[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Another one.

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